Program Review for Mystery and Lovedrop, by l1ndo, United Kingdom Bootcamp, May 08

That’s right guys, lindo’s been hanging out with Mystery & Lovedrop yo!

“You know how we role in the Two Double O 8” – aki

Haha

My heads still in turmoil and excitement from such a crazy rollercoaster of a weekend.

I wont be writing on everything that happened otherwise id be here all day typing so I’ll cover the highlights plus I’ve just about got some feeling in my fingers but more on that in awhile (did I just do a multiple thread mmmm lol)

So where to begin hey? Well I guess it all started when I started hanging out with my good buddy Discovery (the latest member of the VA team based in the UK).

He had just come from the states after doing a VA boot camp and impressed the shit out of Mystery and co. Pulling girls left right and centre so they decided to invite him back over to instruct in the USA where he had a girl every night. He quickly became good friends with them and they all decided to do the VA seminar & boot camp over in Birmingham. Discovery loved my energy and told me to come on board and be an approach coach. At first I kinda shit a brick thinking theirs no way I could do that since
1) my game was nothing compared to his or the VA masters
2) I haven’t ran a structured game mindset in over a year.

But thought why not since it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to meet Mystery & I needed something to rekindle my love for the game (hence me not posting anymore and just getting wasted on the weekends).

Aaaaywayz….. so the week starts of by me get ripped apart by a dog. It’s a American pitbull that fucks up my legs and hand and im thinking theirs no way I’ll be able to do a workshop but I decide either through sickness or in health im gonna do it so on Tuesday I go to Discoverys house where the infamous Lovedrop (Mysterys right hand man) will be teaching the approach coaches on what is needed on the weekend.

I thought this was cool since the talk wasn’t about game but on how to instruct students. There was Caddy, Cheeky, G and myself as the approach coaches. The talk had a lot of value.

So Thursday roles around and my man Cheeky & I decide to meet Lovedrop & Discovery in Birmingham town just to chill out. We all chit chat over a meal and it was funny as fuck listening to Lovedrop. The guy’s one down to earth dude, who’s unbelievably funny and easy to get along with,.

Now it’s Friday. The big day and I get my lazy ass out of bed and stroll down to the Malmaison hotel where the seminar is. Im not even in the headspace of whats going to happen and just in my own world. I open the door to the seminar room and theirs around 20 guys plus the coaches and fuckin MYSTERY doing his talk! My heart starts to beat fast and I can’t believe what im witnessing. Mystery, live, in real time, in a room with me! After 4 years of watching this guys videos and reading his stuff, the guys in the same room as me. A very exciting time indeed. But I just sit in the back and begin to soak up the knowledge. Lovedrops doing his talk now which is kickass by the way! It was interesting since they’ve moved away from 100% structured model and he talked about their new book which covers a lot of vibing, being uncreative and in the moment stuff alongside realistic principle on how to use routines. Stuff like how guys get baffled and just run routine stacks when really it’s all about the vibe and adding to it than killing the vibe. Very interesting and I learned a lot.

Funny thing was that throughout the talks, and if your like me who’s read and watched everything on pickup, it was similar to what I already know, but something about being in the room when they explained their topics, made so much sense. It was like you could FEEL what they were saying which I could never have gotten from watching a video or reading abook. It finally made sense.

After a looong day of theory, the night roles around and each approach coach gets their students and we all head to a bar named Apres. To be honest (and that’s all I ever am these days? ) my hearts pounding am im feeling some major anxiety. Not like your normal anxiety though. This was different. I had to teach some students (who looked up to me in awe), open some sets myself & prove my value to the VA team. It was a first for me and in the two hours I was feeling the AA but ploughing through. I helped the students open a few sets and corrected them on where they did right and wrong. I got some great feedback from them. Nice.

We headed over to Mechu which was just kickass. I’m going cockeyed, as one eye is on my students and the other is marvelling Discovery, Lovedrop and Mystery do their thing. Dicovery and Mystery are TEARING UP the club! They’ve opened the hottest girls and hooked, locked in, holding court and now got proximity from other women. Mystery was so cool. He has this very playful smile on, and just strolls through the club saying Hi. Hooks everytime. If I had to describe him, it’s basically everything you already thinking. He is larger than life. Physically and energy wise.

The students are doing awesome too. Some of them are already in the VIP area of the club with women. Mystery and Discovery and running kino demos and routines. Funny thing is, these guys practise what they preach. It isn’t like they’ll teach a few stories and gambits and not show you. The guys are ACTUALY USING them in field which really impressed me cos I learned its all about how you deliver and way you say it. Good stuff.

Long, looong, veeery long story short…….. Mystery and Discovery mange to bounce 2 legs11 strippers and 1 FHM/Maxim model back to the penthouse suit (Discoverys room) at the Malmaison. Okay, bye students, L1ndos off to the after party.

What a night!. In the room we have some of the hottest girls ive seen around. People would call them super HB10s but ill call em Dolly girls cos they look like blown up versions of Barbie and Sindy.

Theirs also Discoverys female pivot who’s a stunner in the room. I don’t exactly know everything that happened that night since we all got wasted but the highlights were, these dolly girls trying to compete for attention off Discovery & Mystery in their weird little girl ways and hitting on Cheeky and myself just so they could get a reaction from Mystery and co.

TBH, I wasn’t even in the headspace of laying these chicks since in my mind…. Firstly I dint pull them so there Mysterys and Discoverys even though there’s plenty of hotties to go around, and all I wanted to establish was talking to Mystery on a 1 on 1 level, and did I forget to mention I was WAAASTED!. That’s right, Mystery and I got wasted together. Nice ?
The guy was cool though, since he made time for me and answered questions that id be meaning to ask him like, what happened in the game, he’s views on the the whole PU community, how he made it to where he is today, business related issues, personal stuff, all he’s beefs etc, etc. The guys a cool cat. Showing off magic tricks and an insight to his game.

At one point I was taking a piss in the urinal and when I turned around their was Mystery getting a blowjob off the female pivot. LOL. I saw Mysterys cock yo!. HAHAHA Funny shit. “May I cut in” is what I said. Gotta love soundbites. Cheeky and Discovery have been taking the mick out of me all week and before anyone starts busting my balls, I know its gay and corney but funny nontheless. LOL

It’s like 10:00am now and its only Discovery and I with the 2 dolly birds. These girls are nuts. So high maintenance. They argue one second then “kiss” n makeup the next. I tried getting into their conversation cos it was some random excitement but Discovery tells me to not interfere and carry on talking amongst ourselves. He said their like little girls wanting attention and if you get sucked in. you lose your power. So we chatted about our own shit since it was our reality and the girls were part of it no matter how hot they were. 2mins later the girls are both in to us again. Its little things like this that you learn out in the field and im glad he pointed it out. So I leave about 10:00am while Discovery has a 3some with 2 of the hottest girls ive seen. He deserved it since he has done a lot for the night. Good stuff bruv.

Its now Saturday and everyone’s feeling wrecked from the night before. Some more seminar time and then were back out in the field. We head up to Oceana since it’s a good place for the students to learn. Plenty of women and different bars for them to practise on. All I can say is, ive never seen anyone OWN a club before. We had the VIP room booked and everyone including the students had swarms of women coming in and out of this room. I got to watch Mystery do his thing text book style. He opens, negs, hooks, qualifys etc, etc. It was a beautiful sight.

The most amazing part of this night was when he says “Right, Lindo. We shall head off to the Ice Room just you and I” “Oookay” I say.
I’m getting nervous since it’s like a 1 on 1 with this guy. By the way, the ice room is the LOUDEST room in the venue where everyone’s drunk and going caveman on women. Mystery walks in followed by myself. This 6foot skinny white boy in a room full of asian and black guys. EVERY guy and girl just stopped and looked at him. He strolls through the room with a nice big smile, eyeballing everyone saying hi. Everyone he sees smiles and says hello back. Even the meanest rough looking guys. He’s always pointing out and talking game and goes into how everyone’s a social robot and how no ones a special snowflake since we all have the same emotional circuitry. Lol. He points out a 10 set and tells me to go in. Im like “WTF”. But their all small, ugly girls (the ones Cheeky normally goes for). And from past experience, there the hardest to open since their so bitchy.

But I go in and guess what…. BOOM… I get blown the fuck out. Mystery comes over and says well done. My problem was I sat down to quickly. “Now let me show you how its done ? “ In 1minute and 30 secs, these girls that were super feisty are all over his shit. He just talks he’s talk and makes her drinking straw disappear. She wont let him leave. Amazing. Other women see this and all line up around us. I now know what proximity is. I mean REALY know. Then he strolls through the club and spots the club dancer girls dancing in their little booth. I tell him Discovery pulled one. He loves challenges and goes over. He looks at her, smiles and does a pinky hold with his little finger and she complies and comes of stage. He then roles off and talks to me for 10secs while she stares at him waiting for him to talk and as he moves in to talk to her again, she gets groped by some drunk dudes and runs off. So close.

Some bouncers keep stopping him about taking of his hat. This is like the 10th bouncer and Mystery kinda gets alittle irritated. The guy leans into the bouncer and tells him off. That’s right, he cusses the bouncer. He’s eyes all go all massive like their gonna pop out his socket. The bouncer doesn’t doesn’t know what to do (I think this a first for him). The bouncer apologises and I see the other bouncers in the background laugh. The impression that I got was, he’s like a really cool guy but don not fuck him. Sorta like Joe Pesci from godfellas.

The guys like a super star where he has women around him at all times and girls come up to me and ask “is the famous. Who is he”. Then theirs guys and girls who were approaching him all weekend recognising him from the show “the pickup artist” & the seduction community. He makes time for everyone.

Everywhere we went that weekend; it was like we were Super Stars. Bouncers that normally wouldn’t let me in, would kiss my ass. Women were all asking about us. I told everyone, we were the VH1 show team, and we’re checking out the clubs in the UK for filming our next show. All the students were camera crew etc. (I had to make something up. How else do you explain 20 students in a club macking the ladies).

Okay, that’s enough typing, and im not gonna go into Sunday or Monday except it was cool just to go out with the VA team (instructors and approach coaches) without no students. Good times.

If you asked me a week ago if id pay to go a MM bootcamp and role with Mystery for £3000 or whatever it is, the answer would be HELL NO…. but I gotta tell ya, today if you’d ask me the answer would be a HELL YES!. This is aint no bullshit. The guys the real deal. Everything he talks about he demos. As he put it….. his method isn’t the right way, just he’s method. The “Mystery Method” and its what works for him so he teaches it. He has a lot of love for all the different coaches and training schools out there.

I just wana to say, THANK YOU to my boy Discovery for giving me the chance to be part of the team. If it wernt for him, then non of it would be possible. Im sure this aint the last time I’ll run into the VA team again and I feel its gonna kickoff pretty big in the UK. I just need to get my game “up to speed” as Mystery would say.

Next stop will have to be Hollywood and the playboy mansion (sorry guys, cant help adding some DHV spikes) HAHAHAHAHA

There’s a lot more to add and I could be here for days but im cutting it short.

Thanks for reading.