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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    "My eyes are up here." Nice, lol.


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    >What's your penis size?
    -Don't worry, we can make it fit


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    I would say "Well lets just say.. it gets the job done young lady."


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    I always joke and say say "ooooo microscopic!!!" , or "40 inch " not a serious answer- dont want to fall into the trap of been seen as the arrogant blowhard in the pub bragging about how big his dick is or all the :P You know the type of guy whos always saying hes had sooooo much "gash" haha!


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    Responding with "how deep is your vajayjay?" Is pretty clever. I like it. But I'd just answer if someone asked me, straight out. If I wanted to. If I didn't, or the girl was really creepy, I'd just say, "umm, ok," and walk away. But if you try to give some ridiculous answer like "half an inch," It sounds like there's something you're not comfortable with about yourself, and you are deflecting.

    If the girl isn't too creepy, maybe she's just open and not afraid to talk about sex (not a bad thing). And if you answer her direct, maybe she will want to see it in person in a few minutes.

    You don't have to be clever all the time, and trying to act clever when you don't have to can look needy.

    Also, the "my eyes are up here" is a very funny response. I'd use that, too. But there's a difference between being funny and comfortable with yourself (which the 'eyes are up here' response demonstrates), and being deflective and embarrassed to answer.


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    Quote Originally Posted by triumvirate View Post
    "How good is your dental plan?"
    "How responsive is your gag reflex?"

    Gets them every time
    Oh my god, that is hilarious.

    I was actually asked this last night, and my canned response (this is also my response to "how many girls have you been with?") is, "that's privileged information."

    That said, however, I'm going with triumvirate's "dental plan" next time.


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    if I am in a playful mood with the girl I use this one (I do not remember where I read this so cannot credit):

    "I am not bragging or something but you cant believe the miracles that plastic surgery can do these days... I just doubled the size. it was 1 inch before now it is 2 inches! can you believe it. amazing! "


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    Quote Originally Posted by Solus View Post
    >What's your penis size?
    -Don't worry, we can make it fit
    Rofl, good one good one


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    How do you respond to What's your penis size?

    My personal opinion is it is two things.

    1. She is throwing you a hoop to jump in to her frame for sure.
    2. She giving you a shit test.

    Don't fall for it. Best response is to take the frame away and give her a hoop to jump through. Weather or not you were even thinking about screwing her at anytime by getting her through your hoop and back in to your frame, you could make a friend who has other female friends. She may have wanted to screw you but very little comfort building it would it be worth it?

    My response would have been?

    “That is so Awesome! You ask that of all the guys you meet?”
    Change subject or a few seconds of silence.

    After the discomfort she will give you an IOI.

    She wouldn't know if you would or wouldn't and it would give an IOD and her mind a chance to think “What? Does he want me or not?” Thus the chase will begin back in your frame.


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