So I was at the mall on a weekend night, just off work. Had to pick up a few things. It turns out the mall is absolutely loaded with hot girls, all traveling in packs, and the later in the night it gets, the friskier they get.
I was ready to go home, to take the bus (car is in shop). Four hotties walk up, and stand directly in front of me. So close it is actually uncomfortable. All four of them take turns staring at me, right in the eye.
I was drowsy, dazed, and cold, not quite ready for this opportunity.
Lesson to be learned: go to the mall on a weekend night: many desperate hotties waiting to be picked up, who don't feel comfortable at bars.