Rich
01-10-2007, 02:02 PM
FR: The Theory of life
I have recently stumbled upon a theory that may shed some light on to the seduction community.
The other day I was stuck on a bus, not exactly the best way to meet women but nevertheless,
there was this one HB9 sitting across from me though, she had long brown hair, deep brown eyes
and she looked about 5'2 105 lbs.
My problem was this, how could I open her, when their are so many people in the venue that I can
barely see her? My problem was solved simply from a phone call to a friend no sooner then I hang up
the phone I get a situational open from an older student a few seats down and to the left of me. He said,
"Hey, is that the new Chocolate phone from LG". In that brief moment I realized that the entirety of the
bus was a venue and that every man woman and child on the bus was an obstacle keeping me from the
HB9.
I engage in small talk with the man that asked me about my phone moreover making small jokes along
the way that seemed to make other patrons of the venue laugh. So after my brief yet funny conversation
with the older student I introduced myself to the back of the bus. I said " Hello, my name is Rich. I will be
you're entertainment for the next 6 hours of your life that you are stuck on this bus for." I then preceded to
shake hands with the other persons on the bus, everyone was very open and receptive...All except for the
HB9 who I had decided not to introduce my self to.
Did you ever notice that when you're completely bored anything can seem funny, what I said next may seem
a little strange but trust me it worked better on a venue of all ages then any line written by Mystery himself.
Some of my material I like to build anticipation for, especially the lines that are not really that funny, but
my friends their in lies the humor. I said, "Hey guys, I'm going to relive you're boredom by telling you the funniest
and most entertaining story you will ever hear in your life. This joke will have you laughing for hours and you will
probably tell your friends this joke tonight...Ok here it is, listen very closely so you don't miss the punch line...
KNOCK..KNOCK." That's it, the whole bus...well at least the whole back of the bus was in tears laughing.
You see guys, I'm a firm believer that it's not what you say...but, how you say it! So by now the whole back of
the bus is in a more energetic attitude, more alive or at least more alive for some one that was just sitting on
a bust for an hour. So now things are moving I'm starting to turn an everyday experience into something a bit
more memorable. So now I toss out the comment that I should have kept the rental car for another day...all
things considered followed by asking the bus what they were going to do if they did not die of starvation from
bus stuck in snow storm first. I started off by saying, "Wow, my coffee date is never going to belive this...I returned
my car, took the bus, got caught in a blizzard and my cell phone just happens to die..." Then one of the other
bus patrons offers me his phone, I then say, "Yeah, thanks...but heres the thing, her number is saved in my phone
and I don't remember it." The guys around me are sort of laughing, but that was the reaction I was going for.
So heres the score, I have turned the bus into the next great movie like phone booth, well that was not the best
movie...but you get my point. I made an atmosphere on the bus where strangers could band together in casual
conversation. I had talked to everyone on the bus except for the HB9 so...I turn to the HB9 who is already looking
at me and say, "So, do you think my coffee date is going to belive me?" She responds with, "Probably not!" then
she kind of laughs and looks away.
Now the bus starts moving, so I start cheering! Then I said, "Wow, I guess the bus driver did not realize that this road
has 2 lanes on each side." The bus starts laughing again. When we come to our next stop we just so happen to be
beside a super store, this is a grocery chain where I'm from. One of the patrons that was complaining about being
hungry just gets off the bus and vanishes for 15min, when she returned the bus was only up the road slightly and
she had bought candy bars and chips for everyone on the back of the bus...I was really proud of my self at this point,
that was the exact moment that I realized I started a self sustaining hospitable environment in the back of the bus with
complete strangers showing compassion for one and other.
Now as with any good movie tragedy strikes...A baby starts to cry at the front of the bus and the older student just
so happens to start making fun of the baby! A women at the very back of the bus then says, "Hey, leave the kid alone,
shes only what...4." Before any one can say a word I interrupted and say, "You're right...the kid is only 4, I'm shocked to
that a 4 year old would not have most self constraint." The whole bus starts laughing again and she stops talking, well
at least to me anyway.
Now comes the end to my short story of a theory, the HB9 looks at me and smiles...she looks me in the eye and says,
"Hey, This bus ride has turned into a real memorable experience, can I have you're email so we can keep in touch." I then
respond with, "Sure, it's really odd how people can come together on a bus like this."
The whole point of this story is this, you always have to be ready to talk to anyone at anytime. Now I have a new GF, that's
right...the HB9 from the bus whom I completely ignored for about 3 hours...who would have thought eh. I was interesting but
not interested in her and she loved - loves me for it. You will meet the women of your dreams not in a bar or club but out
in the real world on the side walk, in a park on the bus or in a coffee shop or book store...the list goes on. The theory is simple
find the women you want in real places and don't try to pick them up, be so interesting and Alpha that they will in fact try to
pick you up because they know if they don't they will never see you again.
Cheers,
~Rich~
I have recently stumbled upon a theory that may shed some light on to the seduction community.
The other day I was stuck on a bus, not exactly the best way to meet women but nevertheless,
there was this one HB9 sitting across from me though, she had long brown hair, deep brown eyes
and she looked about 5'2 105 lbs.
My problem was this, how could I open her, when their are so many people in the venue that I can
barely see her? My problem was solved simply from a phone call to a friend no sooner then I hang up
the phone I get a situational open from an older student a few seats down and to the left of me. He said,
"Hey, is that the new Chocolate phone from LG". In that brief moment I realized that the entirety of the
bus was a venue and that every man woman and child on the bus was an obstacle keeping me from the
HB9.
I engage in small talk with the man that asked me about my phone moreover making small jokes along
the way that seemed to make other patrons of the venue laugh. So after my brief yet funny conversation
with the older student I introduced myself to the back of the bus. I said " Hello, my name is Rich. I will be
you're entertainment for the next 6 hours of your life that you are stuck on this bus for." I then preceded to
shake hands with the other persons on the bus, everyone was very open and receptive...All except for the
HB9 who I had decided not to introduce my self to.
Did you ever notice that when you're completely bored anything can seem funny, what I said next may seem
a little strange but trust me it worked better on a venue of all ages then any line written by Mystery himself.
Some of my material I like to build anticipation for, especially the lines that are not really that funny, but
my friends their in lies the humor. I said, "Hey guys, I'm going to relive you're boredom by telling you the funniest
and most entertaining story you will ever hear in your life. This joke will have you laughing for hours and you will
probably tell your friends this joke tonight...Ok here it is, listen very closely so you don't miss the punch line...
KNOCK..KNOCK." That's it, the whole bus...well at least the whole back of the bus was in tears laughing.
You see guys, I'm a firm believer that it's not what you say...but, how you say it! So by now the whole back of
the bus is in a more energetic attitude, more alive or at least more alive for some one that was just sitting on
a bust for an hour. So now things are moving I'm starting to turn an everyday experience into something a bit
more memorable. So now I toss out the comment that I should have kept the rental car for another day...all
things considered followed by asking the bus what they were going to do if they did not die of starvation from
bus stuck in snow storm first. I started off by saying, "Wow, my coffee date is never going to belive this...I returned
my car, took the bus, got caught in a blizzard and my cell phone just happens to die..." Then one of the other
bus patrons offers me his phone, I then say, "Yeah, thanks...but heres the thing, her number is saved in my phone
and I don't remember it." The guys around me are sort of laughing, but that was the reaction I was going for.
So heres the score, I have turned the bus into the next great movie like phone booth, well that was not the best
movie...but you get my point. I made an atmosphere on the bus where strangers could band together in casual
conversation. I had talked to everyone on the bus except for the HB9 so...I turn to the HB9 who is already looking
at me and say, "So, do you think my coffee date is going to belive me?" She responds with, "Probably not!" then
she kind of laughs and looks away.
Now the bus starts moving, so I start cheering! Then I said, "Wow, I guess the bus driver did not realize that this road
has 2 lanes on each side." The bus starts laughing again. When we come to our next stop we just so happen to be
beside a super store, this is a grocery chain where I'm from. One of the patrons that was complaining about being
hungry just gets off the bus and vanishes for 15min, when she returned the bus was only up the road slightly and
she had bought candy bars and chips for everyone on the back of the bus...I was really proud of my self at this point,
that was the exact moment that I realized I started a self sustaining hospitable environment in the back of the bus with
complete strangers showing compassion for one and other.
Now as with any good movie tragedy strikes...A baby starts to cry at the front of the bus and the older student just
so happens to start making fun of the baby! A women at the very back of the bus then says, "Hey, leave the kid alone,
shes only what...4." Before any one can say a word I interrupted and say, "You're right...the kid is only 4, I'm shocked to
that a 4 year old would not have most self constraint." The whole bus starts laughing again and she stops talking, well
at least to me anyway.
Now comes the end to my short story of a theory, the HB9 looks at me and smiles...she looks me in the eye and says,
"Hey, This bus ride has turned into a real memorable experience, can I have you're email so we can keep in touch." I then
respond with, "Sure, it's really odd how people can come together on a bus like this."
The whole point of this story is this, you always have to be ready to talk to anyone at anytime. Now I have a new GF, that's
right...the HB9 from the bus whom I completely ignored for about 3 hours...who would have thought eh. I was interesting but
not interested in her and she loved - loves me for it. You will meet the women of your dreams not in a bar or club but out
in the real world on the side walk, in a park on the bus or in a coffee shop or book store...the list goes on. The theory is simple
find the women you want in real places and don't try to pick them up, be so interesting and Alpha that they will in fact try to
pick you up because they know if they don't they will never see you again.
Cheers,
~Rich~