If you don't like the taste of her Pussy...I got the perfect solution.

[Ridiculous]

Maybe I am a bit too descriptive but I'd like to be straight up!

I remember the time I went down on a woman and boy i hated it! Tasted more like salt or some other shit. After going down for 20 sec...I almost puked during sex. And im sure you can imagine that.

So what did I do about it? Easy! Go to your local adult shop and buy a few packs of your favorite flavor condoms. They got strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, bananna and so on... and wow what a difference!

And this is what i did next time...Started kissing and so on, removed all clothing...put the condom on right away (i chose strawberry flavored)...I didn't need to start fuckin yet but instead I gently put my dick on top of her pussy and just swirled around it until she was covered with my condom's scent. Then im like ... it should taste good now. lol... Went down on her and lasted for 20min straight without puking....enjoying the flavor and eating her out.

So anyone who ever bumps into a chick and wants to do some oral sex, be sure to have a flavored condom...you will enjoy it and you will pleasure her!

[Thor]

Fucking genius. It sure beats my "Febreze" plan. :)

[CrimsonKing]

Great suggestion.

Flavoured condoms are just one of the of nifty things you can get at an adult store for this kind of thing. I use this strawberry flavoured powder stuff that you would brush onto the girl's body with a feather and then lick off. Very sensual. And it's easy to dust some onto her pussy for when you work your way down there.

[Ridiculous]

Good point. You know I also got a question about something. What kinda stuff does your g.f. wear so she tastes good (skin wise). I remember my ex used to wear some kinda lotion or cream on her body...it was so good, i could suck on her tits for several hours cuz it tastes so good. But since we dont get along anymore, i was wondering if u guys got any advice? It sorta tasted a bit creamy. Wanna try it on my g.f cuz she's tasteless...which sucks.

[CrimsonKing]

lol, some girls just don't use lotion at all.

My ex used this vanilla-tasting stuff. It was very faint, but you could still taste it a little - just enough so that she didn't taste like plain old flesh.

[Archangelous]

Try a Halls Cough Drop good for you, better for her - I swear it will make her go wild.
Archangelous

[claudius]

You can always take a shower with the girl. It saves water and kills the smell. ;-)

[Ridiculous]

Thats true... but still..i think it would enhance some things. I mean that lotion or cream my ex put on her chest and so on...i can guarantee that you fuckers would suck on her tits for hours. And seriously..how does someone do that? Craziest thing, the flavor stays there too. I wanna spice up my g.f, cuz whether she takes a shower or not...i dont find any taste on the breast.

[TheCoolerKing]

Wow, I thought those were made mostly for her pleasure.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[The Saint of Sin]

Maybe I am a bit too descriptive but I'd like to be straight up!

Go to your local adult shop and buy a few packs of your favorite flavor condoms. They got strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, bananna and so on... and wow what a difference!

And this is what i did next time...Started kissing and so on, removed all clothing...put the condom on right away (i chose strawberry flavored)...I didn't need to start fuckin yet but instead I gently put my dick on top of her pussy and just swirled around it until she was covered with my condom's scent. Then im like ... it should taste good now. lol... Went down on her and lasted for 20min straight without puking....enjoying the flavor and eating her out.

absa-friggin-lutely genius :D But I do have one question. What about you? Think about it. You go out to a club and dance, you get your drink on, time passes and Big Jim and the twins are now in a sweat box in your trousers. You gotta make sure they taste good so she'll return the favor and go down on you. Usually when I go out I'll spray cologne on my balls or just go into the bathroom and wash off before shes about to do the deed. Its only considerate. What should I do if I want to flavor it for her?

[Jester]

Ok heres some news for you.

If a girl is smelling or tasting bad, its normally because they have a yeast infection. Meaning.... Dont go down on her!!! And definately wear a condom.

Obviously if she has been up dancing and sweating all night it might be a different story. But she definately should not be fishy or anything else pungent.

If she is healthy, drinks enough water and looks after herself, it should actually taste quite neutral.

[Ridiculous]

Ok I got some good points on this one as well.

If you personally wanna taste good on the outside, like ure balls (if she even wants to go that far) look for some nice smelling soap. So before u come to the club, ure going to take a nice shower...get soap with scent and you will notice the difference..

Now part two...how to make your cum to taste magnificant....here is the magic formula.

The Sex Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh, canned or juice
1 cup mango juice
1 banana
1/2 cucumber, peeled and seeded
1/2 tsp fresh ginger
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 Tbs honey

So blend that shit up. Drink it about twice a day for 3 - 4 days. When you cum, she just might swallow this time.

Any other questions let me know. Also if anyone has any good soap you can recommend, let me know.

I also thought maybe if she's ready to blow you or something, carry some kind of lotion (the small bottle ones) and ask her if she wants to spicin things up. Rub it on and let her role.

[10Pin]

Yeah, pineapple is very good for making yourself taste good. Recommended!

[Diebold]

Pineapple.
Curry.

Both of these things will change pussy taste (which I hate).
Field Tested.

[Ridiculous]

I heard if u can make ure girl drink lots of wine...her pussy will actually taste like it.

Give it a shot and get her drunk.

[X__]

If she smells of sweat do not go down on her, she most likely have a bad body hygene, cause you don't want the car battery taste of her pussy =) ask her to wash up before sex at least..

[SONICBOObs]

Well if you got a gf or are just plain good with the ladies, you can get her eating more and more papaya. After a month or two, the taste will be sweeter haa.

Pineapples for guys

[specialK]

this is a funny and informative topic.

I thought everyone was crazy about the flava and scent of pussay. What do you think is a good percentage of those who like v. not?

I just read a thing not long ago about Altoids or other severe mints, and can't believe I didn't think of it!

[FlashVW]

haha, the shit you learn out of school. That is one of the best ideas i've ever heard on the topic. I near pissed my pants after reading your post. It's good advice if your just unsure what she will taste like. I mean, a large part of the taste comes from the way she takes care of herself right? so i mean, why not take the chance factor out of it, and just grab a box next time your out.

Cheers,
Flash

[Solitaire]

I have some flavoured body lotion I use on my dick afte rI shower, before I got out etc...tastes lick cocoa butter...yummm...

Best thing is, it's good everywhere else too. SO when shes sucking your neck, it's no different then if she's licking your balls....


Except hairier.....:cool:

[Luxberry]

just squeeze some lime juice on it. improves the flavor and tests for sores!

[Jess_R]

God... if I ever had a chick who made me want to vomit with her smell, I would just get another one!

[Grizzly]

Stick a "Jolly Rancher" up there and let it melt for a few secs, just choose your flavor. Apple, grape, watermelon, etc.
Yeah, if shes been sweating all night long, avoid that area or shower with her first....:p

[Allstar]

I am not very knowledgeable on how to make a girl taste better because if the girl has great hygene I have never found a problem. If the girl been out dancing or has a yeast infection those are obvious signs of not to go down. Finger her a little and sneak a smell of your finger before you attempt to go down. This will prevent the obvious you going down on her and exiting like there is a fire.

I myself only drink fruit juice and lots of water to keep my taste satisfactory for the girl. Stay away from cokes that is what causes you to be salty. Beer will also make you taste bad. I drink beer too but not enough to make a difference but that is different for some guys.

One thing I do when dealing with a head virgin, a girl who doesn't like it or for the guys who can't back off the sodas and beer... have her put an altoid in her mouth (I prefer X-it mints but as far as I know they can only be found in Hastings). This will make you taste like the mint to her and for you it will have a strange pleasureable cold feeling.

[masterock]

chew gum, that's what I do

[Decibel]

Wow, going down on a woman? I didn't know guys still did that.

[XaVierS]

Ok heres some news for you.
If a girl is smelling or tasting bad, its normally because they have a yeast infection. Meaning.... Dont go down on her!!! And definately wear a condom.


Actually, yeast infections are itchy but don't have much of a smell.

The smell is caused by bacterial vaginosis:
http://www.cdc.gov/std/bv/STDFact-Bacterial-Vaginosis.htm

(look at the picture of the girl on that page... rolling her eyes thinking 'damn, I stink!')

[Narrator]

My friends and I have agreed that upon the first time of fooling around with a woman you do the lipsis test. While you're making out and petting finger her with clothes on. At least bra and panties more if possible. After you've gotten good and up inside her start kissing on her neck or suck on her breasts. While your head is down and hers is up bring up your fingers and give it a sniff. If it passes the sniff test give it a lick. If it passes the taste test you're almost home. Once you get down there make sure everything is in order and nothing seems out of place, ie bumps or scars or anything else that might put the idea of std's in your head. If all is clear take your hat off and go down. But REMEMBER the one lick rule. One lick and you're committed to what you're doing. Don't back down or you run the risk of putting up some serious LMR.

[cosmic]

...Or... you could just learn how to please a woman without having to resort to oral sex!

I see resorting to oral as a weekness. I've slept with many girls and there was only one I couldn't make cum with my dick... probably because we were both so unbelievably drunk.

[SilicisFirmus]

Fucking genius. It sure beats my "Febreze" plan. :)

That is all kinds of hilarious

[zeitgeist]

Yeah... I gag everytime I eat pussy, I can't do it unless I'm hammered.

Last time I did was to my friend's gf while he watched and I kept having to stop to gag.

[Unicorn Power]

I love the taste and smell of pussy! One of my biggest turn ons is going down on a woman. It's so intimate!

While eating in a fine dinning restaurant once, I was given a unique cheese by the Fromagerie. It smelled and tasted just like pussy. I let my buddy take a sample and sure enough he agreed. I loved that cheese but I can't remember the name of it now. Damn it!

[Beastman]

Yeah... I gag everytime I eat pussy, I can't do it unless I'm hammered.

Last time I did was to my friend's gf while he watched and I kept having to stop to gag.

hahahahahahahahahaha, best friend ever hahahahahahahahahaha :)

[Peach]

i eat craisens.
(they are my secret weapon)
drink water
no fast food
no candy

I eat about a handful a day to preserve my pussy taste. Or I drink alot of water to taste like nothing.

I also use baby wipes, because they make a lady feel cleaner!

However its different for each girl.

[SilentBeat]

Try a Halls Cough Drop good for you, better for her - I swear it will make her go wild.
Archangelous

Oh shit!!!!!!! I cannot stop laughing. You made my day!!!

[Shades of Mae]

absa-friggin-lutely genius :D But I do have one question. What about you? Think about it. You go out to a club and dance, you get your drink on, time passes and Big Jim and the twins are now in a sweat box in your trousers. You gotta make sure they taste good so she'll return the favor and go down on you. Usually when I go out I'll spray cologne on my balls or just go into the bathroom and wash off before shes about to do the deed. Its only considerate. What should I do if I want to flavor it for her?


LOVE this!

I'm almost at a point of never going down on my man again! I ask him politely to trim up, because I do, never does. I love to give him head, but he doesn't return the favor. He's ate me before and I've came, so I do crave it, even though he can make me cum with his cock and hands.

It's not about my pussy either, others have tested and there's no issues here. He has a weak stomach to begin with so I really think there is no hope for my tasty pussy :( (really....others love it but he can't?!?!?!)

So, should I suck his cock when his balls smell like a gym bag? Probably not but I love to do it. I think he is afraid to tell me pussy scent makes him "sick".

Some men hate the taste of pussy and can't get over it? True?

[RAMM]

Some men hate the taste of pussy and can't get over it? True?

Just washed is great.

[tallcoastie]

Stick a "Jolly Rancher" up there and let it melt for a few secs, just choose your flavor. Apple, grape, watermelon, etc.
Yeah, if shes been sweating all night long, avoid that area or shower with her first....:p

Oh dear god. I'm so sorry but I have to http://www.nextgenupdate.com/forums/general-discussion/460447-jolly-rancher-story.html
I could actually see this happening in this scenario. Also, on a side note, I heard that putting sweets and such inside can actually cause infections, truth?

[selvan12345]

His diet or yours? Diet has no effect on the taste of your peritoneal area. If it smells douche. If he just doesnt like the taste then spread some chocolate or whipped cream on it.

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