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Harlequin
01-10-2007, 05:11 AM
Give me another six months & I'm going to hit this forum like a 10 dollar whore.

Yup... not at all. (' *,)

Until then, allow me to perpetuate the illusion that I am youthful & full of a grace befitting a charming prince, perhaps on his way to rescue a damsel that's undressed. Yeah, Damsels, I'm bringing them back.

Um... you might want to delete this post now. It's quite fecking useless.

Diebold
01-10-2007, 04:04 PM
Being 30+ has it's downsides... like having the inner game issue of getting a little freaked out gaming a 22 year old. :)

Q-Pid
01-11-2007, 10:40 AM
H you muppet!

Harlequin
01-16-2007, 10:41 PM
H you muppet!

I'm not convinced of your permissions for posting in this section Wyan...

Let me see some ID...

Coochie!

Tha Gangsta
01-18-2007, 12:16 PM
I've got a fake ID. Does that help? :D

OG

deflorator
01-21-2007, 12:48 PM
I'm pushing 40. For me being twenty is so 1980s.

Harlequin
01-30-2007, 02:11 AM
I'm pushing 40. For me being twenty is so 1980s.

Your (ab)username gives me concern...

Props!

Mild_Seven
02-21-2007, 10:24 AM
Being 30+ has it's downsides... like having the inner game issue of getting a little freaked out gaming a 22 year old. :)

One of my current LTRs just turned 22, and I turn 30 in about 2 weeks. Last summer I had an LTR of several months with an 18 year old. Aside from their Dads wanting to woop your ass there's no problem. :D

Good
02-21-2007, 10:46 AM
ughh going to be 35 next month....wheres my rocknig chair and cane...

Cedar
02-21-2007, 01:17 PM
Being 30+ has it's downsides... like having the inner game issue of getting a little freaked out gaming a 22 year old. :)

Get over it. Age is irrelevant.

Champagne
02-22-2007, 06:21 PM
^^^^ What Cedar said!

Age is irrelevant...I'm 41. Here's a mini-FR from last night. Slow night in Boston.

Solo game...ate dinner at the bar in place called Mistral, trendy upscale place. Anyone in Boston will know it. Sarged 2-set to the left, and became buddies w/ some uber-rich guy on my right. He guessed my age as being 30 :D Yeah, baby, I'll take it. Then sarged the girl that came to meet him. Before they left he said it was "cool to get" her number if I wanted. ah, let it go. She told me I was a "sweetheart", and they invited me to meet them later at this chi-chi place called Four Seasons. ok, but I pass.

Go to meet my 22 y.o. wing. Night is dead, dead, dead. Go to a normally busy bar. There's one decent set there, a 2-set. One plain girl, and a cute 7.5-ish girl.

I said, "I'll do a dare opener...give me any word, I'll open w/ it.."

"Um...lamp..."

Me: hmmm, ok...they are about 4 paces away. I get up...wtf am I going to do w/ "lamp"????

They're sitting at the bar, facing in towards the bar, backs to me.

3 paces...2 paces....

ummmmm....

1 pace...

"hey guys...'

They turn...ah, wtf will I say???

"Hey...if you guys were going to...buy a LAVA LAMP (haha, first thing that came to mind) for a friend--what color would you get??"

Obstacle: I WOULDN'T buy a lava lamp for anyone!

Me (thinking): uh-oh, maybe that wasn't a good choice...

HB7.5darkhair: Um...I actually bought a lava lamp for somebody before...I'd buy a blue one...

Me: Yeah, THAT'S what I said! Cool...(high 5)

Wing comes over, we lock in by grabbing a couple of stools. I ran my angels and devils kino routine on her, involves wrapping my arms around her. She was...22...I am 41....(but look 30, so I'm told ;) ) game continues...maybe 1/2 hour. They're fun, my wing doesn't feel like dealing w/ the obstacle, so we eject on them.

Who's worried about being 30??? Or any age. Except the age of consent.

oh, Attraction Isn't a Choice. Resistance is futile...they have to consent!!

ok, as long as they're 18. Though I prefer 21.

Age doesn't matter :eek:

Good
02-26-2007, 02:56 PM
Now thats a guy with the right attitude. Keep it goin man!

Harlequin
04-30-2007, 10:03 PM
Get over it. Age is irrelevant.
Dad how many times do I have to tell you? Don't bother me at work.

Dubbs
07-08-2007, 11:15 PM
I find people get better with age or at least they should. Myself I have made a choice to work on myself so getting older does get better. However I do run into people who use age as some sort of life limiting excuse: I am too old to ...

I turned 29 last month and was very happy about it. People ask if 30 is scary but I really look forward to 30 and every year up to 60 and as far as I can take it after that. Age is only a number if you make it a number. Also I think guys have more to offer when they are older but read the Red Queen and figure out on your own who is attractive when, what, why, etc...

I just enjoy time as it is now! Not much in the past and not much in the future.

Englishbob
07-10-2007, 07:39 AM
Holy shit! you guys are ollllld! :p

that being said im turning 25 in four months :o

- i feel like an old codger already. people say i look thirty ( bastards!) :mad:

Dubbs
07-10-2007, 11:10 AM
I was in Scotland for my birthday and asked everybody how old they thought I was and the closest was 27 but most guessed 20 or 21. I don't mind just as long as when I am 40 and 50 they are still off by at least 10 years.