tony77
02-25-2007, 03:23 AM
So I was out day sarging yesterday, warmed up by asking some American woman for directions, obviously I knew where I was going but it makes a difference when you carry on sarging. So walking up to the city centre and I spot a girl in a University top and use an opinion opener on her.
Me: "Hi I need a quick female opinion, who should pay on the first date?" I am about a metre away and I just stop and start talking and just give her the opener as she is walking so she has to stop!
Her: "umm well if the guy really likes her he should pay"
Me: "oh really, wow you're really high maintenance" (neg)
Her: "Or you could both go Dutch"
Her: "anyway I have to get going now"
Me: "ok thanks"
Then I go to this book shop and notice this girl sat on the floor reading a book.
Me: "hey i'm goign to take this stool as you didn't see it"
Her: laughs "ohh i didn;t see that stool"#
Me: "ha too late"
Me; I notice she stands up "you're still not getting this stool"
Then I make an enquiry about a book at the enquiry desk.
Me: I notice a book by Jamie Oliver and comment how he has burgers in his book when he is trying to get children to eact healthily.
"Wow he's got burgers in his book and he is on health drive"
"Oh yeah have you got a book called the Art of War by SunTzu?"
Her: "let me check" She types in the computer and quite slowly too.
Me: "so the typing course helped huh" smiling
Her: laughs
Back out on the street i sit down on a bench next to 2 young girls in their early 20s looking at a map.
Me: "are you girls lost?"
HB: "no we're trying to find blah blah blah"
Me: "women and maps, they don't mix"
HB: "we're doing ok" playful
Me: "you know what I do when I want to get somewhere in my car, I just follow the signs. Couldn;t really think of anything else to say and just ejected.
Then I went to Debenhams in the women's section and ask this cute girl behind the counter what I can get my mum for her birthday. She looks foreign and very hot, oh and had nice tits too!
Me: "Hi I need a quick female opinion, what can I get my mum for her birthday?"
HB8.5 "well we've got some jewellery"
Me: "Oh you're not going to try and sell me something?"
Her: "no you're ok"
Me: "Oh i see you're using reverse Psychology"
her: laughs
Me: "are you not on a commision?2
Her: "no"
She goes back to her counter so i go back an re open her
Me: "I'm curious, do you have some foreign blood?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "let me guess, Turkish?"
Her: "No I'm half Iranian"
Me: "ahh I was close" "So your hair colour used to be dark right"
She had nice hair although it was bleached blonde"
Next I make my way to my favourite bookshop that is quite big and really good for day sarging. Dam it seems like this is the best place to number close too as there are plenty of seats and quiet corners too!
Theres some quite areas and enclsoed bookcases with chairs. I spot this girl with glasses, sat down reading a book but I pretend to be lookign for a book and wait for the person looking at books to go! She is about a 7.5 and I'm racking my brain what opener to use so I come up with something as I pretend to be lookign at books.
Me: "Hi i need a quick opinion, can you suggets any books I can get for my friend as he is goign on holiday and will be on a plane for ages?"
Hb: "well you could get this book" She shows me this book she is reading and I ask her what its about. As she's speaking I notice she is not English.
Me: "You're French right?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "mmm let me guess, you're from Northern France"
Her: she looks amazed as I have guessed right. "yes"
Her: "where are you from?"
Me: "guess"
Her: "India or SOuth America
Me: "haha Actually my mum is from Bolivia. YOu see you're psychic powers are coming out"
Me: "Ok i'm going to bet you have an A in your name (this is a routine I have come up with. I believe Mystery guess the Initial of the middle name right but I turn this into a game)
Her: "yes"
Me: "Marie?"
Her: "No A remember"
Me: "ok emilie?"
Me: "why don't you try and guess my name
Her: "Oh lets play" She seems to think this is fun and is really into it.
Her: "No A in my name"
Me: "Ok E?"
Me: "give me anotehr letter"
Her: "C"
Me: "Christine"
Her: "close"
Me: "Ok you guess my name" She gets a few guesses, is wrong so I give her a clue. "Ok in French it would be Anton and in Italian and Spanish it would be Antonio but for short its Tony"
I don't think she is going to forget my name now anyway.
Me: "Ok you want to play another game?"
Her: "Ok"
Me: I do the Esp routine on her and for the first time in my sarging career it actually worked. "I want you to think of a number between 1 and 10" "Got it?" "Ok 7!"
Her: she looks gobsmacked "Ok how are you doing this, this is scary" she is being playful!
Me: I begin to her tell but I really should have left it as an open thread liek saying "Oh I'll tell you next time we meet"
Me: "you are so crafty, you took the best seat, I bet you've been sat there all day"
Her: "No"
Me: "I bet you came in early so you would get it"
Then did some fluff talk
Me: "so are you studying?"
Her: "I'm working in Pharmaceuticals"
Me: "wow so you're intelligent as well, ok I'm leaving now" I guesture to walk away!
Her; "any you what do you do?"
I should have made her guess but don't want to overcomplicate things as her English isn't perfect.
Can't remember all of teh conversation but I did number close.
I'm trying to keep the conversation goign so i remark about her glasses.
Me: "I wear glasses for driving but not always, take them off for me"
her: she complies
Me: "ok better or worse"
She needs glasses to see me haha!
I'm being cocky funny wiht her and we fluff, and I number close her.
Me: "well I should get goign now as I have to meet my friend but you seem cool , I'd like to take you out sometime"
I get out my phone and I get her to type it in and as she is spellign her name for me out load i say "Ahh i was close"
her: "yeah I told you"
Me: "so how do you say excellent in french?"
her: She tells me
Her: Then she goes on to give me more suggestions about the book choices.
I did read somewhere how you should not leave once you ahve got the number close so I stayed a minute or 2 chatting a little and gave her kisses on both cheeks like they do in France.
Then I text her few hours later. My text game is good!
Text message from me:
"Bonjour Christelle, ce va? you seem I do know some French! As You impressed me so much I have decided to meet you at (bar) at 8 pm! Wednesday! Tony"
Her reply
Bonjour Tony, ce va,that sounds like an order but I accept because I am curious to know more (meaning to know more about me) see you there, Christelle"
My reply :
"haha Cool have a great weekend!"
Oh and I also went out last night with my wing, new guy i wrote about in one of my posts who seems to have some AA! I will write a field report about last night as well as it was a good night!
Me: "Hi I need a quick female opinion, who should pay on the first date?" I am about a metre away and I just stop and start talking and just give her the opener as she is walking so she has to stop!
Her: "umm well if the guy really likes her he should pay"
Me: "oh really, wow you're really high maintenance" (neg)
Her: "Or you could both go Dutch"
Her: "anyway I have to get going now"
Me: "ok thanks"
Then I go to this book shop and notice this girl sat on the floor reading a book.
Me: "hey i'm goign to take this stool as you didn't see it"
Her: laughs "ohh i didn;t see that stool"#
Me: "ha too late"
Me; I notice she stands up "you're still not getting this stool"
Then I make an enquiry about a book at the enquiry desk.
Me: I notice a book by Jamie Oliver and comment how he has burgers in his book when he is trying to get children to eact healthily.
"Wow he's got burgers in his book and he is on health drive"
"Oh yeah have you got a book called the Art of War by SunTzu?"
Her: "let me check" She types in the computer and quite slowly too.
Me: "so the typing course helped huh" smiling
Her: laughs
Back out on the street i sit down on a bench next to 2 young girls in their early 20s looking at a map.
Me: "are you girls lost?"
HB: "no we're trying to find blah blah blah"
Me: "women and maps, they don't mix"
HB: "we're doing ok" playful
Me: "you know what I do when I want to get somewhere in my car, I just follow the signs. Couldn;t really think of anything else to say and just ejected.
Then I went to Debenhams in the women's section and ask this cute girl behind the counter what I can get my mum for her birthday. She looks foreign and very hot, oh and had nice tits too!
Me: "Hi I need a quick female opinion, what can I get my mum for her birthday?"
HB8.5 "well we've got some jewellery"
Me: "Oh you're not going to try and sell me something?"
Her: "no you're ok"
Me: "Oh i see you're using reverse Psychology"
her: laughs
Me: "are you not on a commision?2
Her: "no"
She goes back to her counter so i go back an re open her
Me: "I'm curious, do you have some foreign blood?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "let me guess, Turkish?"
Her: "No I'm half Iranian"
Me: "ahh I was close" "So your hair colour used to be dark right"
She had nice hair although it was bleached blonde"
Next I make my way to my favourite bookshop that is quite big and really good for day sarging. Dam it seems like this is the best place to number close too as there are plenty of seats and quiet corners too!
Theres some quite areas and enclsoed bookcases with chairs. I spot this girl with glasses, sat down reading a book but I pretend to be lookign for a book and wait for the person looking at books to go! She is about a 7.5 and I'm racking my brain what opener to use so I come up with something as I pretend to be lookign at books.
Me: "Hi i need a quick opinion, can you suggets any books I can get for my friend as he is goign on holiday and will be on a plane for ages?"
Hb: "well you could get this book" She shows me this book she is reading and I ask her what its about. As she's speaking I notice she is not English.
Me: "You're French right?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "mmm let me guess, you're from Northern France"
Her: she looks amazed as I have guessed right. "yes"
Her: "where are you from?"
Me: "guess"
Her: "India or SOuth America
Me: "haha Actually my mum is from Bolivia. YOu see you're psychic powers are coming out"
Me: "Ok i'm going to bet you have an A in your name (this is a routine I have come up with. I believe Mystery guess the Initial of the middle name right but I turn this into a game)
Her: "yes"
Me: "Marie?"
Her: "No A remember"
Me: "ok emilie?"
Me: "why don't you try and guess my name
Her: "Oh lets play" She seems to think this is fun and is really into it.
Her: "No A in my name"
Me: "Ok E?"
Me: "give me anotehr letter"
Her: "C"
Me: "Christine"
Her: "close"
Me: "Ok you guess my name" She gets a few guesses, is wrong so I give her a clue. "Ok in French it would be Anton and in Italian and Spanish it would be Antonio but for short its Tony"
I don't think she is going to forget my name now anyway.
Me: "Ok you want to play another game?"
Her: "Ok"
Me: I do the Esp routine on her and for the first time in my sarging career it actually worked. "I want you to think of a number between 1 and 10" "Got it?" "Ok 7!"
Her: she looks gobsmacked "Ok how are you doing this, this is scary" she is being playful!
Me: I begin to her tell but I really should have left it as an open thread liek saying "Oh I'll tell you next time we meet"
Me: "you are so crafty, you took the best seat, I bet you've been sat there all day"
Her: "No"
Me: "I bet you came in early so you would get it"
Then did some fluff talk
Me: "so are you studying?"
Her: "I'm working in Pharmaceuticals"
Me: "wow so you're intelligent as well, ok I'm leaving now" I guesture to walk away!
Her; "any you what do you do?"
I should have made her guess but don't want to overcomplicate things as her English isn't perfect.
Can't remember all of teh conversation but I did number close.
I'm trying to keep the conversation goign so i remark about her glasses.
Me: "I wear glasses for driving but not always, take them off for me"
her: she complies
Me: "ok better or worse"
She needs glasses to see me haha!
I'm being cocky funny wiht her and we fluff, and I number close her.
Me: "well I should get goign now as I have to meet my friend but you seem cool , I'd like to take you out sometime"
I get out my phone and I get her to type it in and as she is spellign her name for me out load i say "Ahh i was close"
her: "yeah I told you"
Me: "so how do you say excellent in french?"
her: She tells me
Her: Then she goes on to give me more suggestions about the book choices.
I did read somewhere how you should not leave once you ahve got the number close so I stayed a minute or 2 chatting a little and gave her kisses on both cheeks like they do in France.
Then I text her few hours later. My text game is good!
Text message from me:
"Bonjour Christelle, ce va? you seem I do know some French! As You impressed me so much I have decided to meet you at (bar) at 8 pm! Wednesday! Tony"
Her reply
Bonjour Tony, ce va,that sounds like an order but I accept because I am curious to know more (meaning to know more about me) see you there, Christelle"
My reply :
"haha Cool have a great weekend!"
Oh and I also went out last night with my wing, new guy i wrote about in one of my posts who seems to have some AA! I will write a field report about last night as well as it was a good night!