Dumb Hyphy
10-27-2007, 09:00 PM
Bane checking in with what I consider my greatest triumph thus far into the game. Yesterday, I went to the Exotic Erotic Expo with my wingmen to try out our hired gun game. We started off strong, befriending the security staff with small talk and eventually working our way up to the vendures then the adult stars. We didn't bother opening the attending sets because they consisted of mostly single perverted looking men and I figured our value was low enough just by being at a porn convention so, I wanted to distance ourselves from that crowd.
Before I got the chance to open an adult star, we were opened by a sexy hired gun(it didn't seem she was a porn star but she deffinetly worked there)HB7 dressed like a cop which raised her to an HB8 in my book. She complemented us on our peacocking gear and my friend, who is not in the game but is a willing mark asked her for a picture. Now before you say that was a total AFC move, trust me I wanted to try something.
After he took the picture I turned my body language away from her and she reinitiated the chat:
HBCop - Don't you want a picture?
Bane - (Silence)
HBCop - C'mon it'll be fun.(pulls me into her by the arm and poses for the camera)
I then grabbed her by the waste and we took the picture. After the flash I shoved her away:
Bane - (pushing her away) Ok that's enough, show's over.
HBCop - (giggling) You're so mean (playful hit). Please tell me you're coming tomorrow.
Bane - Maybe.
HBCop - You have to come, tomorrow is when everything goes down.
We then talk about what goes on during the ball and she demonstrates by grinding on me, hugging me, and grabbing my ass and ding ding.
Bane - I like your enthusiasm, but (brushing her hand off my shoulder) I'm not that easy.
HBCop - You're so cute(hugging me).
I #close and set a time bridge for later that night. We then begin to walk around again, periodically high fiving security. We get to the booths near the entrance where the porn theatre is and are opened again.This time we're opened by the star of the porno being played on the big screen, Ashley Fires:
Ash - Wooooo(running outbof her booth and to us) you guys are so cool!
AFC Mark - How about a picture?
Ash - Sure.
My mark gets the picture while my 2 wings occupy her entourage.
Ash - How about you? You want a picture?
Bane - I guess but, I don't usually take pictures with strangers.
Ash - (giggles, fake IOI)
I let her pull me into the pose position, with my arm around her and hand on her shoulder.
Bane - (pushing her away) Eww your skin is sooo cold.
Ash - I known I'm sorry. (giggles) Hey, when my photographer gets back can I get a picture with you guys?
Bane - I charge for my pictures.
Ash - (pouting)That's not fair, I didn't charge you.(sad face)
Bane - Maybe, if you're a good girl.
Ash - (happy)Ok. Hey, my porno'll be playing in a minute you wanna stay watch it?
I was actually kinda confused, was she trying to sell me something? Watching a porno with the actual star has to be good right? Anyways I decided to preserve our value.
Bane - Actually we have someone we have to visit.
Ash - Ok you guys better come back.
Bane - We'll see.
We then walk out and into the parking lot to regroup. We walk back in and walk past her booth. Again, we are opened.
Ash - (runs out of her booth) My photographer's here, my photographer's here!
Bane - (sarcastically)Yay!
We then get into pose with her and her photographer sets up.
Ash - Can I put this on my website?
Bane - Royalties.
Ash - Awww, how about myspace?
Bane - (silence)
Ash - You have to be my friends on myspace. I don't have many friends you better add me!
Bane - (silence)
We then take the picture and my wings again occupy the obstacles.
Ash - Are you going to be here for the whole event?
Bane - Maybe, why do you wear a ring on that finger?
I hit her with the ring routine.
Ash - You're so cool, come here. (hug) You have to stay!
Bane - Get me a wristband.
Ash - What's your name?
Bane - What's yours?
Ash - ummm Ashley. (she mutters, almost said my real name under her breath, like I didn't hear it!).
Bane - Hey(to random guy) what's your name?
Random - Charles.
Bane - (to Ash) My name's Charles.
Ash - (laughes, hits me, hugs me)
Bane - You're fun.
Ash - (smiles) Hey, there's a cute ticket vendure who's super cool, if you flirt with her she could get you a wrist band.
Bane - Sweet, I'm tired of flirting with you anyway.
Ash - (giggles) Heeey!
Didn't really get the chance to run your typical routines on this chick, who by the way was an HB8. We got into a really intersting conversation, plotting different ways to sneak us into the venue. I end with a @close, and myspace close. I also set a ridiculous time bridge for tonight, in an hour, that involves her helping us sneak into the ball. Wish us luck, I have no clue what the fuck's gonna happen!
Before I got the chance to open an adult star, we were opened by a sexy hired gun(it didn't seem she was a porn star but she deffinetly worked there)HB7 dressed like a cop which raised her to an HB8 in my book. She complemented us on our peacocking gear and my friend, who is not in the game but is a willing mark asked her for a picture. Now before you say that was a total AFC move, trust me I wanted to try something.
After he took the picture I turned my body language away from her and she reinitiated the chat:
HBCop - Don't you want a picture?
Bane - (Silence)
HBCop - C'mon it'll be fun.(pulls me into her by the arm and poses for the camera)
I then grabbed her by the waste and we took the picture. After the flash I shoved her away:
Bane - (pushing her away) Ok that's enough, show's over.
HBCop - (giggling) You're so mean (playful hit). Please tell me you're coming tomorrow.
Bane - Maybe.
HBCop - You have to come, tomorrow is when everything goes down.
We then talk about what goes on during the ball and she demonstrates by grinding on me, hugging me, and grabbing my ass and ding ding.
Bane - I like your enthusiasm, but (brushing her hand off my shoulder) I'm not that easy.
HBCop - You're so cute(hugging me).
I #close and set a time bridge for later that night. We then begin to walk around again, periodically high fiving security. We get to the booths near the entrance where the porn theatre is and are opened again.This time we're opened by the star of the porno being played on the big screen, Ashley Fires:
Ash - Wooooo(running outbof her booth and to us) you guys are so cool!
AFC Mark - How about a picture?
Ash - Sure.
My mark gets the picture while my 2 wings occupy her entourage.
Ash - How about you? You want a picture?
Bane - I guess but, I don't usually take pictures with strangers.
Ash - (giggles, fake IOI)
I let her pull me into the pose position, with my arm around her and hand on her shoulder.
Bane - (pushing her away) Eww your skin is sooo cold.
Ash - I known I'm sorry. (giggles) Hey, when my photographer gets back can I get a picture with you guys?
Bane - I charge for my pictures.
Ash - (pouting)That's not fair, I didn't charge you.(sad face)
Bane - Maybe, if you're a good girl.
Ash - (happy)Ok. Hey, my porno'll be playing in a minute you wanna stay watch it?
I was actually kinda confused, was she trying to sell me something? Watching a porno with the actual star has to be good right? Anyways I decided to preserve our value.
Bane - Actually we have someone we have to visit.
Ash - Ok you guys better come back.
Bane - We'll see.
We then walk out and into the parking lot to regroup. We walk back in and walk past her booth. Again, we are opened.
Ash - (runs out of her booth) My photographer's here, my photographer's here!
Bane - (sarcastically)Yay!
We then get into pose with her and her photographer sets up.
Ash - Can I put this on my website?
Bane - Royalties.
Ash - Awww, how about myspace?
Bane - (silence)
Ash - You have to be my friends on myspace. I don't have many friends you better add me!
Bane - (silence)
We then take the picture and my wings again occupy the obstacles.
Ash - Are you going to be here for the whole event?
Bane - Maybe, why do you wear a ring on that finger?
I hit her with the ring routine.
Ash - You're so cool, come here. (hug) You have to stay!
Bane - Get me a wristband.
Ash - What's your name?
Bane - What's yours?
Ash - ummm Ashley. (she mutters, almost said my real name under her breath, like I didn't hear it!).
Bane - Hey(to random guy) what's your name?
Random - Charles.
Bane - (to Ash) My name's Charles.
Ash - (laughes, hits me, hugs me)
Bane - You're fun.
Ash - (smiles) Hey, there's a cute ticket vendure who's super cool, if you flirt with her she could get you a wrist band.
Bane - Sweet, I'm tired of flirting with you anyway.
Ash - (giggles) Heeey!
Didn't really get the chance to run your typical routines on this chick, who by the way was an HB8. We got into a really intersting conversation, plotting different ways to sneak us into the venue. I end with a @close, and myspace close. I also set a ridiculous time bridge for tonight, in an hour, that involves her helping us sneak into the ball. Wish us luck, I have no clue what the fuck's gonna happen!