tony77
02-17-2007, 01:20 PM
Today i comtemtplated just going home straight after work and just relaxing playing on my playstation or watching tv but i managed to push myself to sarge and I am so glad I did. I finished work today at about 12:30pm then went into the city to do some sarging. So i did my usual shop sarge this afternoon, warmed up by goign to BHS and using an opinion opener on a female assistant about finding a present for my mum. THen I went to teh library where I opened a Hb7.5 griel working behind the counter asking if they had any dancing DVDS.
Me: "hi do you have any dvds on dancing?"
Hb: "yeah i think we do"
Me; "cool, I'm lookign to improve my dance skills" "what do you think is the best way to improve my dance skills, salsa, tango?"
Hb: " i wouldn't know, I'm a terrible dancer"
Me: "well everyone says that but people dance better when they're drunk but I don't liek to drink"
Next I went to teh shopping mall next to teh library where I stopped to pick up a brochure about some dance event (coincidence huh!) off some cute promotions girl. Promotions girls are liek hired guns because they have to be nice to you so you cna expect them to be more receptive.
Me:" So whats this?"
Her (a hb7.5) "oh theres goignt o be a dance show at blah blah"
Me "oh really are you goignt o dance?"
Her: "no i'm jsut giving out teh flyers"
Me: "well you know you look like a dancer" (maybe it wasa lucky guess or I'm getting better at reading people but she did have these nice tight black trouser things on)
Her: "I am actually!!" she seemed sort of surprised I knew
Me; "so what kind of dancing, ballet?"
Her: "no"
Me: "tango, morris dancing?"
He: laughs "no"
I ran out of things to say and just said "ok I'll check it out" and ejected.
Then I make my way to my usual bookshop where I do a lot of my sarging. Got to be careful I don't get too familiar heheh! I guess I'm paranoid I mgiht look like soem kind of stalker! Anyway I look for sets to open but it doesn't look convenient opening girls sat down next to other guys or other people.
I make some brief conversation wiht some girl sat on teh floor reading a book.
Me: "you knwo I saw some chairs free"
Her: laughs "oh really"
Me: "beats sitting on teh floor" then I eject!
Now this is where it gets interesting as I notice a hot dark haired girl wiht glasses sat down reading abook, well more like browing through it and looking for otehr books to look at. She was in thsi corner of teh bookshop with bookcases that separate each section. She is hot, easily a 9 but I don't let that affect me. It seems godo to open as there is just her there. I'm looking at books and after a few seconds, not quite the 3 second rule I open.
Me: "hey i bet you've been sat there all day"
Her; "what?" she is foreign and seems to have some trouble understanding my accent.
Me; " I said i bet you've been sat there all day"
Her: "ahh yes, reading"
me: "you're not form here are you" I'm smiling at this stage and I am leaning back and making sure my body is facing away from her.
Her: "I'm from Italy"
Me: "ahh come sta?" my little Italian taht i know
Her: laughs "ahh molte bene"
Me: "so what part of Italy are you from?"
Her: "Pisa"
Me: "oh the place with the leaning tower?"
Her: "yeah"
Me: "so are you studying?"
Her" Yeah I'm in lectures"
me: "oh really you teach?"
Her: "no I am studying Journalism and English"
Me: "oh really well your English is not too bad" "an inttelligent girl, well i can't talk to you right now" and i playfully pretend to walk away!
I find some sort of commonality between me and her both being foreign.
Me: "my mum is from Boliviaso Spanish and Italian are very similiar (i can't quite remembr what order I said all of this in but it was all congruent)
Me: "I bet your name is really hard to pronounce"
her: "well its a common Italian name but not common here"
Me: "I bet you have an 'A' in your name"
Her: "yes i do"
Me: "mmm let me guess its Francesca"
her: "thats my sister's name"
me: "you see in my mind you were telling me your sister's name is Francesca"
I then went on to do the ring finger routine and tol her what it meant to wear the finger she had on that particular finger and then I used a false disqualifier.
Me: "My friend told me about this but its a little boring"
her: "no its really interesting" and she seemed genuinly interested so i told her more about it and she was very interested. I had some major IOIs such as her playing wiht her hair and asking my name.
Me: "k so what is your name?"
Her: "Ciara"
Her: "whats yours?"
Me: "well i don;t know if you ahve earnt the right to know it" I laugha little!
Me: "my mum was goign to call me Antonio but I'm calleTony!
Her: "ahh ok"
Me: "my ex girlfriedn was Italian and her name was Loredana"
Her: She repeats her anem but says it better than me!
Me: "My middle name is Mauricio"
her: "Maurizzio"
Me: "Mauricio - MY mum wil use that if she's in a good mood"
Me: " so you work or are you rich?"
Her: "no I wish I was rich"
me: "dam I only liek rich girls, thats it I'm goign" I pretend to walk off and she laughs.
Then I come back.
Me: "you knwo you stole my chair"
her: "oh you cna have it if you want"
Me: i laugh and say "nah thats ok you seem kind of cool and nice to talk to and I'm enjoying your compnay. YOu don't seem liek too much of a psycho"
her: Laughs
Me: "so what are you reading?"
her: "I'm just lookig at this book"
Me: "Oh my god you havent' read it yet, you're sucha slow reader!"
her: She laughs again. She mentions she's looking for a book for her mum on relationships as her mum and dad arent' getting on that well so i change threads. It turns out she is living in another town quite far away from Oxford and just came to visit.
Can't remember too much more but it turns out she's married but I make sure I don't eject right away but keep talking then shake hands, amke some excuse about seeing my friend then eject. I must have had about 3 IOIs, 1 her playing wiht her hair, 2 her re engaging the conversation and 3 her asking for my name. She told me she was married as she showed me her ring btu I play on that using the ring finger routine again telliong her that hse is a caring person. Also she is 31, 2 yers older than me but she looks younger
Me: "hi do you have any dvds on dancing?"
Hb: "yeah i think we do"
Me; "cool, I'm lookign to improve my dance skills" "what do you think is the best way to improve my dance skills, salsa, tango?"
Hb: " i wouldn't know, I'm a terrible dancer"
Me: "well everyone says that but people dance better when they're drunk but I don't liek to drink"
Next I went to teh shopping mall next to teh library where I stopped to pick up a brochure about some dance event (coincidence huh!) off some cute promotions girl. Promotions girls are liek hired guns because they have to be nice to you so you cna expect them to be more receptive.
Me:" So whats this?"
Her (a hb7.5) "oh theres goignt o be a dance show at blah blah"
Me "oh really are you goignt o dance?"
Her: "no i'm jsut giving out teh flyers"
Me: "well you know you look like a dancer" (maybe it wasa lucky guess or I'm getting better at reading people but she did have these nice tight black trouser things on)
Her: "I am actually!!" she seemed sort of surprised I knew
Me; "so what kind of dancing, ballet?"
Her: "no"
Me: "tango, morris dancing?"
He: laughs "no"
I ran out of things to say and just said "ok I'll check it out" and ejected.
Then I make my way to my usual bookshop where I do a lot of my sarging. Got to be careful I don't get too familiar heheh! I guess I'm paranoid I mgiht look like soem kind of stalker! Anyway I look for sets to open but it doesn't look convenient opening girls sat down next to other guys or other people.
I make some brief conversation wiht some girl sat on teh floor reading a book.
Me: "you knwo I saw some chairs free"
Her: laughs "oh really"
Me: "beats sitting on teh floor" then I eject!
Now this is where it gets interesting as I notice a hot dark haired girl wiht glasses sat down reading abook, well more like browing through it and looking for otehr books to look at. She was in thsi corner of teh bookshop with bookcases that separate each section. She is hot, easily a 9 but I don't let that affect me. It seems godo to open as there is just her there. I'm looking at books and after a few seconds, not quite the 3 second rule I open.
Me: "hey i bet you've been sat there all day"
Her; "what?" she is foreign and seems to have some trouble understanding my accent.
Me; " I said i bet you've been sat there all day"
Her: "ahh yes, reading"
me: "you're not form here are you" I'm smiling at this stage and I am leaning back and making sure my body is facing away from her.
Her: "I'm from Italy"
Me: "ahh come sta?" my little Italian taht i know
Her: laughs "ahh molte bene"
Me: "so what part of Italy are you from?"
Her: "Pisa"
Me: "oh the place with the leaning tower?"
Her: "yeah"
Me: "so are you studying?"
Her" Yeah I'm in lectures"
me: "oh really you teach?"
Her: "no I am studying Journalism and English"
Me: "oh really well your English is not too bad" "an inttelligent girl, well i can't talk to you right now" and i playfully pretend to walk away!
I find some sort of commonality between me and her both being foreign.
Me: "my mum is from Boliviaso Spanish and Italian are very similiar (i can't quite remembr what order I said all of this in but it was all congruent)
Me: "I bet your name is really hard to pronounce"
her: "well its a common Italian name but not common here"
Me: "I bet you have an 'A' in your name"
Her: "yes i do"
Me: "mmm let me guess its Francesca"
her: "thats my sister's name"
me: "you see in my mind you were telling me your sister's name is Francesca"
I then went on to do the ring finger routine and tol her what it meant to wear the finger she had on that particular finger and then I used a false disqualifier.
Me: "My friend told me about this but its a little boring"
her: "no its really interesting" and she seemed genuinly interested so i told her more about it and she was very interested. I had some major IOIs such as her playing wiht her hair and asking my name.
Me: "k so what is your name?"
Her: "Ciara"
Her: "whats yours?"
Me: "well i don;t know if you ahve earnt the right to know it" I laugha little!
Me: "my mum was goign to call me Antonio but I'm calleTony!
Her: "ahh ok"
Me: "my ex girlfriedn was Italian and her name was Loredana"
Her: She repeats her anem but says it better than me!
Me: "My middle name is Mauricio"
her: "Maurizzio"
Me: "Mauricio - MY mum wil use that if she's in a good mood"
Me: " so you work or are you rich?"
Her: "no I wish I was rich"
me: "dam I only liek rich girls, thats it I'm goign" I pretend to walk off and she laughs.
Then I come back.
Me: "you knwo you stole my chair"
her: "oh you cna have it if you want"
Me: i laugh and say "nah thats ok you seem kind of cool and nice to talk to and I'm enjoying your compnay. YOu don't seem liek too much of a psycho"
her: Laughs
Me: "so what are you reading?"
her: "I'm just lookig at this book"
Me: "Oh my god you havent' read it yet, you're sucha slow reader!"
her: She laughs again. She mentions she's looking for a book for her mum on relationships as her mum and dad arent' getting on that well so i change threads. It turns out she is living in another town quite far away from Oxford and just came to visit.
Can't remember too much more but it turns out she's married but I make sure I don't eject right away but keep talking then shake hands, amke some excuse about seeing my friend then eject. I must have had about 3 IOIs, 1 her playing wiht her hair, 2 her re engaging the conversation and 3 her asking for my name. She told me she was married as she showed me her ring btu I play on that using the ring finger routine again telliong her that hse is a caring person. Also she is 31, 2 yers older than me but she looks younger