Openers for drunk college girls

[apg96]

So im in college now and alot of my pick ups go towards college girls. Mostly at parties too, so that means they are drunk. Now for whatever reason girls in college dont have 1 or 2 drinks, they have 8 or 10. So trying to talk to them is like talking to someone with ADHD. How do u guys deal with this? It would be nice if i could open and then immediately get them to follow me outside.

[Nox]

I don't really have any problems with the ethics behind gaming drunk girls. I wouldn't game them though.

Because drunk girls suck. They are morons. They can't even hold themselves on a standing position. Good thing their face allways keeps their body from getting hurt when they fall.

Get some girls on your arms and then just come up to them and say "Hi". They'll answer. They cannot think straight. Nothing you'll say will be payed attention to. So just focus on looking alpha and getting the shit rolling. You could talk about how your toilet flush looks like a fucking tsunami. They are not listening.

Just keep talking about anything and get them to know you are pre-selected. You cannot say this, because they are not paying attention. So just prove it. Get girls before coming up to them. But really, not worth the effort if you ask me.

Don't use anything fancy. Otherwise, they'll get confused and they'll blame you for their own stupidity.

[Cedar]

...So trying to talk to them is like talking to someone with ADHD. How do u guys deal with this? It would be nice if i could open and then immediately get them to follow me outside.

Focus on logistics and having fun. Ask how they got there, ie.. is there any barrier between that moment and getting them into bed with you? As for fun, try being a drunk party chick for an evening. Nothing matters and nothing counts. Kiss girls, get diggity on the dance floor, put your drink in the air and say 'wooo!' then tell someone to get you shots.

You don't have to drunk for drunk game, btw. Just act the part. And don't be in a hurry. You're there to have a good time, not to grab a drunk girl and leave. That's predtory, creepy, and weird.

If she's having a good time with you, and she ends up in your bed...that's OK.

[Dream]

. How do u guys deal with this?

Personally?

I just open the set.

:)

[dman]

Hard out drunks is kinda wrong, but tipsy is all good.

Think higher energy at first and KINO. The brain isn't working quite so well... so don't bother so much with engaging it. Instead work the kino angle.

[sleepyboy]

I don't really have any problems with the ethics behind gaming drunk girls. I wouldn't game them though.

Because drunk girls suck. They are morons. They can't even hold themselves on a standing position. Good thing their face allways keeps their body from getting hurt when they fall.

Get some girls on your arms and then just come up to them and say "Hi". They'll answer. They cannot think straight. Nothing you'll say will be payed attention to. So just focus on looking alpha and getting the shit rolling. You could talk about how your toilet flush looks like a fucking tsunami. They are not listening.

Just keep talking about anything and get them to know you are pre-selected. You cannot say this, because they are not paying attention. So just prove it. Get girls before coming up to them. But really, not worth the effort if you ask me.

Don't use anything fancy. Otherwise, they'll get confused and they'll blame you for their own stupidity.


Fuck'n LOL

[Nox]

I don't mean to sound bitter man, but really... they're fucking annoying. The only thing that bothers me more than a drunk girl is a drunk guy doing dirty dancing on a club on top of the speakers or table... alone.

"Lay off the crack attention whore!"

[sleepyboy]

i dont like guys who wear sunglasses in the club... lol. i know some people from here might do that, but its fuck'n gay.

[DietCoke]

Just out of curiosity where did sun glasses come into this.

Ok, from my own experience being sloshed makes everything seem ten times better so you have that working for you lmao. And as to what to say The guys who posted already are correct. Theres basically nothing you can say that there gonna be able to comprehend & if you fuck up well there drunk so most likely they won't remember or care when their sober. And if they call you on your shit tell them you were messing with them. As for your post, im assuming your just looking to get laid because one does not go out looking for someone to be with thats so shitfaced they can't hold a conversation. So basically if thats what your looking for i would suggest use mysterys kiss gambit, since there impaired they might be willing to do it right off the bat, if not do the appropriate reply and i think you will be able to run some regular material from there on in.
Note bene
my mischevious little mind keeps playing with the idea of offering them another drink and i unno you can probably see where im going. ( im not advocating this cause im not getting my ass in trouble for you raping some drunk girl) just wondering if anyone else has thought the same way while reading the question lol.
DietCoke

[dman]

Is offering them another diet coke what you mean? ;)

[DietCoke]

Yes exactly what I mean * cough* :) , Im glad to see Im not the only one with a perverted mind.
DietCoke

[Ocean]

Hey,

I just want to give you a word of advice that I hope you seriously consider.

Do not have sex with drunk college girls. With the USA legal system, a woman can basically withdraw consent to sex anytime before, during or after the act. If a girl is sober and gets buyer's remorse, then the worst that will happen is you don't get any more ass from her. If she is drunk, she can justify her buyer's remorse as something called rape. Now, even if you are drunk, if she is drunk you are still considered guilty of rape. Furthermore, understand that even if you are able to get a lawyer to keep you out of jail for a crime you didn't commit, then there is still immense legal fees. Not to mention, most colleges do not have near the due process that is in the legal system, so it wouldn't be unlikely for you to get kicked out of school. Also, the social stigma of being "the guy who got charged with rape" will you fuck you up hard, despite your innocence. Please consider this and be very cautious when trying to fuck a drunk college girl.

[apg96]

Thanks for the moral and legal lesson, but i dont think you understood the meaning of the post. I did a poor job of labeling it. The point was to make it so you could get them to listen b/c drunk girls act like they have ADHD. I would NEVER EVER do anything that is not welcomed.
I also am very knowledgable about the law, and im actually in college studying it, so i know what is legal and what is not.

Thanks for you help.