I wanna Bang my collage professor

[Newguy07]

heres the deal, i'm 22, my collage professor, its a she, she is between 25 and 30. she is hot, and i fantasize about fucking her everyday in class. does anyne have any advice on how i should try and proceed to m goal, or should i advoid it altogether.

[h2flow]

HAHAHA, let us know what happened if u do decided to Bang her

[Newguy07]

thats why i'm here, i need advice on how i shouuld proceed

[the one]

college**

learn to spell and then ill help you.

[Newguy07]

I know how to spell, it's just when I type, i type really fast, and i tend to make mistakes.

[Girl_in_the_Room]

heres the deal, i'm 22, my collage professor, its a she, she is between 25 and 30. she is hot, and i fantasize about fucking her everyday in class. does anyne have any advice on how i should try and proceed to m goal, or should i advoid it altogether.


NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just in case I wasn't clear. I tend to get technical, you see:

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Besides, in collage, you have to use a binding medium which gets all goopey. (I couldn't resist! Sorry. I'm sorry!)

IF AND ONLY IF (let's see if your current on your logical sequencing) she is no longer your professor, teacher assistant, grad advisor, class advisor, major advisor, major pain in your college ass, administrative anything, then maybe, MAYBE, if you stumble across her in a coffee shop you can run some day game on her and see if anything happens. If she is at a club (AFTER she is done being in any position of authority as stated above), and you're all dancing, etc., she's fair game, have at it and knock yourself out.

Ok, that's one girl opinion down. :)

[Finn]

I had a similiar situation back in my collage days. I talked with her after class, walked her to the computer center. After that my memory gets fuzzy but needless to say nothing happened obviously.

[Newguy07]

reason i'm asking is because she invited me over to watch chinese porn. go figure. and she's hot.

[Cedar]

reason i'm asking is because she invited me over to watch chinese porn. go figure. and she's hot.


If you've got the skill go for it. You'll know if it was a bad idea later.

[Newguy07]

think i will, just gotta be careful.

[Hulk]

if shes inviteing you to watch chineese porn. you got this HB in the bag, just pull the trigger!!



post results



-hulk

[Krypto]

I would say an invitation to come over and watch porn is as good an IOI as any, lol. I hope this is true because you should get your ass over there now.

[Touch]

I want to bang my yoga instructor so bad. I'm sure your college professor is hot, but do you get teased by her tight black yoga pants, when she basically does sex positions right in front of you? (And you have to try your hardest to keep the blood in your head so your not thinking with your other head?)

[Decibel]

The gent never posted how the date turned out, so I'm guessing he's dead. Chinese porn? Now who considers that a gainful means of seduction?

[Proof]

Chinese porn is the female kryptonite. Works every time

[Mimicita]

If you'd like to get it on with your college professor, I recommend spending a bit of time on improving your grammar and spelling. She would probably appreciate that.

[BackintheGame]

I want to do the same.....don't look into it too much unless she actually invited you to watch porn.

[Bless]

Gee... I don't know what I would do :confused: "hey wanna come over and watch porn". Well you certainly can skip A1, she obviously opened you. Pay close attention to her body language and DEFINITELY get some red wine going. It's Viagra for women, trust me. Just put in a good performance should it get that far and your semester is smoooooth sailing.

P.S. It's important to give the impression you will excercise the UTMOST discretion...it could mean her job if things went really bad.

P.S.S. A buddy from school failed his English paper because he began with "This is my forth year in collage"....too goddamn funny, i miss proofreading his papers.

[Arborian]

at one point I had a college professor who gave me an A for eating her out.

she didnt taste bad at all.

its all about your gpa... and your morals.

[WANine]

COLLEGE


!!!!

[city_knight]

Push the boundary a little with over-familiarity after a class.. wink, call her by a familiar cutsie name.. see how she responds

[Newguy07]

Hi Guys, sorry I haven't replied, i've been busy with collage papers and tests. well, i went to see the porn, she went for the most detailed pictures while touching my arm and maintaining eye contact. she gave me permisson to call her by her first name, and we talk all the time. i take that as a good sign, so, what should i do next?

[birdman7260]

Look, I am new to this pua stuff so I know that I probably know next to nothing but..... it sounds to me that you have already screwed up.
Well I guess already screwed up if this was a regular chick (becuase it seems to me if you do not make a move in a situation like the one you were in girls get disapointed and get over you instantly), but since it is your proffesor, meaning you are her student, she might have just as much of a turn on about getting sexual with a student as you with her. So maybe that means you could do almost anything you wanted without worrying. I mean try, next time you go over, to like just walk in and go straight to a room and strip, just to see what happens lol

Bird

[Manu Frio]

I like Challenges... Here we go:

I think the best thing to do with your teacher is to neg her in an unconventional way. But do at least 3 negs, as it is against student teacher policy to date. But taboo things usually have a certain thrill to all involved parties! Y9ou have to DHV in a way that makes you look like a star!!! Approach her after class about some homework...

Neg in unconventional way- give her the impression you think she's a prude- and that she couldn't be that young since she is a teacher! That she's a square- That her hobbies are probably mostly nerdy! e.g.

Visualize the teacher as a hired gun: disarm her: "Ok, if we met outside of school and I asked you for an honest opinion... What would your opinion be in a regular social interaction?" "Then do opinion opener:

NEG examples:
- I'm being honest. the reason I did bad is because I partied a little too much last week end.You're probably the type who never partied in college... So you wouldn't understand...
- I hope that one day, when I decide to be more strict, responsible and have a more mundane life like you, I'll be able to stop partying it up and live with the adults... To me that's kinda boring. No offense, I'm just trying to explain a college student's perspective.
- When was the last time you partied, probably ten years ago? Were you ever a party girl? I'm sorry party-woman?

When you've brought her down to human status, you then start to DHV (regular DHVs, leader of men, pre-selection,protector of loved ones, willing to emote, but also prove to her that you're a smart person) after the negs you may come off as a party-head show her you're also a day to day person with interesting perspective on many different topics, but make sure you kino!!! If your game is tight, you know what to do next. But take a shot at it!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck!

[Insomniac]

You CAN NOT approach her while you're in a class with her. If she did anything and got caught she'd lose her job and be black balled. She'd never want to be seen in public with you for fear of losing her job. That being said, once the semester is over shes fair game.

So how to run game on her?.....Well to start I'd try and make friends with her. Go to her office hours A LOT....I mean like at least once a week. Thats great one on one time. You'll get to know each other on a first name basis and can BS about whatever, getting to know each other on a personal basis. From there all you can do is wait till the semester is over. Catch her on campus and then run solid game.

[Wahooka]

How did that conversation go?

"You're my favorite student, want to watch Chinese porn with me?"

AHHAHAHA....

You should try negging her.. say "you're pretty good academically, but do you have anything going for you? I give you a C+ for looks"..

I'm just fuckin with ya dude.. sure, do whatever you want, it will probably end up on the news.. good luck.

Wahooka

[Tal]

heres the deal, i'm 22, my collage professor, its a she, she is between 25 and 30. she is hot, and i fantasize about fucking her everyday in class. does anyne have any advice on how i should try and proceed to m goal, or should i advoid it altogether.

Maybe you should try learning something in college (like spelling) instead of fantasizing about your professor. Intelligence is a DHV.

[SaTan666]

I'm just fuckin with ya dude.. sure, do whatever you want, it will probably end up on the news.. good luck.
or court TV lol

[caveman86]

So, what happened? It's been months you fuckbag! Now im fuckin curious. Actually you didn't do anything did u? Cuz then u woulda come to finish this thread...Or did u? ANd u have to be at utter most discretion!?
Fuck!~!:D

YOU: "what!? This isn't porn! I'll show you porn, *lock the door/close the blinds* and fuck her right then n there. Or actually show her some better porn..

You are one hilarious dude man, "so i've watched the porn..." 2 months later "what do i do now?" haha
laters dude

[Sm00thie]

How you two watch porn together and still nothing happens is beyond me..

[Subtlety]

How you two watch porn together and still nothing happens is beyond me..

Haha, this is for sure the funniest thread I've seen in this forum.

[Bad_News]

I hope your successful

[irelad]

This is doing my head in now :) Have you fucked her yet? If not, move over and let me have a go!

[TriqShot]

I assume nothing ever came of it? :D

-Triq

[irelad]

You know what, I don't think this was ever real to begin with. Let's look at the evidence shall we?

A student likes his college professor and it apparently seems that she likes him the same way and invites him over to watch porn, they do so and nothing happens.

What's wrong with this picture?

Sorry dude, I want this to be true as lets face it, everyone has fancied a teacher, but my mind tells me to take this with a pinch of salt.

[laiman]

dude, she asked you to see a chinese porn... your teacher!
[ she aint stupid, she knows what shes doing, she just need u to meet her halfway]

step up to the fukn plate, and pull the trigger!
she touched your arms etc, eye contact... well, when invited to watch porn, i woulda already pulled the trigger. but hey, its not me.

now BE A MAN. pull the fukn trigger!
give her lotsa kinos, seduce her with some sensuous kissing, some verbals
she should be dripping wet already, u got it in the bag!

let us know what happens, when u finally decide to go through with it.
thx.

[checkers]

Either this wasn't real to begin with, or he's been waiting till the end of the semester. Its the end of fall semester. =-)

[Newguy07]

sorry its been so long since i last replied, i've been having to deal with two deaths in my family so i haven't had time to post.

as for the professor, i am glad to say that i did succeed in taking her on her bed.

[checkers]

Sorry to hear that man. Having family tragedy always puts hobbies on the shelf for a while. Hopefully everything works out good, and maybe you'll get an LTR from your prof. =-)

[irelad]

Yeah, sorry to hear that.

[Newguy07]

thanks for the sympathy guys, its been real tough and because of it i haven't been practicing my game as often as i would like to. as such, my game has gotten a little rusty.

[chukwuemekanwachukwu]

guy its like youre crazy or something , will you snap out of this already? what about all the young sizzling hb's on campus. im from lagos nigeria, f you want hot chicks , i can hook you up, easy, my number is +2348020575165

[Happy Dude]

Newguy07 I believe yer story. Ive been to Bozeman campus - what a hippie mecca full of experimental egghead type chicks. Kudos!!

[Newguy07]

Happy dude, since you've been here, any advice you can offer to increase my success. the professor was like the first girl i was with in over a year.

[Happy Dude]

haha

I bought some videos and read some PUA books prolly like you did. Best advice I can give for n00bs like yourself ...and me included, hey it works for me... is find a hobby that you really like and do alot that chicks dig - I recommend playing bass in a band. Then just go up to chicks and say hi Im in a band (or that is my harley out front, or I got back from jetskiing/sports/whatev), you should come by practice/gig. you will get easy lays without doing anything!!

I am kinda looking for a 3month girlfriend which is my fav type. so I really do have to screen chicks because I dont wanna listen to their ish if it isnt half way decent.

key is to just get out there and get some poon!

[Newguy07]

i'm a writer, i guess i can use that. my main problem is approching women, and talking to them. i don't even know how to open a conversation. the professor was a lucky shot

[Happy Dude]

i'm a writer, i guess i can use that. my main problem is approching women, and talking to them. i don't even know how to open a conversation. the professor was a lucky shot

approaching? there are lots of books with openers, you dont need my advice for that.

talking to women? thats the whole game dawg! If you tried the books/dvds/cds or whatev and they aren't working, I suggest going out with fat/ugly chicks as long as your friends dont see you two ;-) then practice your stuff on them and move up the food chain. chicks like that will talk to anyone, you can find the randy ones on match.com haha

[Fortunehooks]

Newguy I was following your travels and posts. I must say you have the anticipation builder routine down pat. Good deal, and congrats on knocking down the professor, also you have my sympathy for the deaths, man. Life can suck bricks sometimes. Peace and love

[Wahooka]

I think this is obviously a fake thread:

1. The guy is in college but cant spell COLLEGE! What collage did you go to, Clown Collage? Come to think of it, this guy cant spell anything,...

2. Under what possible circumstances would a college professor ask you to watch Chinese porn? We missed the entire first part of the story.

A better troll post would have been:

"Hey ther guys, my boss at werk asked me to watch some Latino Lezbian Porn"

BS!!

Wahooka

[Happy Dude]

lol could be loopy at least...

I bought into the story...Im dating a college prof this weekend hehe

[Newguy07]

I think this is obviously a fake thread:

1. The guy is in college but cant spell COLLEGE! What collage did you go to, Clown Collage? Come to think of it, this guy cant spell anything,...

2. Under what possible circumstances would a college professor ask you to watch Chinese porn? We missed the entire first part of the story.

A better troll post would have been:

"Hey ther guys, my boss at werk asked me to watch some Latino Lezbian Porn"

BS!!

Wahooka
then i guess its a good thing no one cares what you think. and she asked me over because it was part of her class. i simply used the opportunity it presented and got her to open up more, enough for me to take her, hard, all night long!

[eight]

I smell a lot of dino shit, LOTS OF IT!

[Wahooka]

What collage do you go to? And why don't they teach spelling? And what collage has teachers that invite the class over for drinks?

[Newguy07]

it is called seduction. it was not an overnight thing. i spent 3 solid months, visiting her constantly in her office, steering away from education, and into friendly territory. then once their, i had to convine her that i would be a good lay after the semester, cause its to dangerous during the semester. it takes a lot of work, it is not as easy as a normal woman you meet at a night club. as for spelling, i type fast, and i don't feel like going back and checking everything. if you don't like this thread, then Bugger off!