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Admin
12-12-2006, 07:22 PM
This one is AWESOME if you're sarging strippers and models. It's also completely true.
Style: Smile again for me.
HB: um, okay.
Style (to wing): See, she's a U.
HB: ????
Style: I dated a girl who wanted to be a pop star. And she had a theory that people with U-shaped smiles were perceived as unfriendly. And people with C-shaped smiles were perceived as friendly.
HB: So what's a U then?
Style: A U is when your teeth go straight back in your mouth (can add "kind of like a horse" if she's a SHB). A C is when there's a big row of pearly whites in the front. And to my ex, it was more than a theory. She actually got her teeth surgically reshaped from a U to a C.
HB: No way.
Style: And she had me go look at pictures of like Christina Aguilera, who is a U, and Britney Spears, who is a C. Look at the cover of Us or any magazine, and you'll see that it's always a C smile on the cover.
From here, me and the target start inspecting the teeth of random strangers looking for the perfect C or U. It's fun.
Style

Devin DeStyle
05-12-2009, 09:36 AM
Is he trying to neg her by saying she is a u?

kabuki
07-05-2010, 08:42 AM
yeah! its a neg she will try to demostrate you that she isn't unfriendly and of course, as a HB10 or SHB nobody in her life would suggest that her smile has the shape of a horse's smile LOL.

I'm gonna use this routine nex time i see this stripper i met last saturday... damn she is a HB10 :D i did the cube and the 5 wrong answers (are this the exact names?) from Style... it's great girls love it!

Gonna search for more info, i have to be preppared for this girl :p

Carewolf
07-23-2010, 08:46 PM
I like the version better where he argues that girls with C-shaped smiles will always be perceived as naughty and can't do anything without it being reported, while girls with U-shaped smiles are always considered nice and can get away with anything.. I think this version was used in 'The Game' by Papa on Paris Hilton