Sweet and Funny Lines - Add yours to this thread!

[Pdal931]

Im looking for some attraction lines that since they havent been categorized I thought it was a good idea to call them "sweet and funny" because that's what they really are.

Here it's the thing, in the same form being cocky doesnt work to spark attraction and you have to be cocky and funny, being sweet doesnt work either and you have to add funny to your sweetness or you are going to look like a beggar idiot

I happen to find that these kind of lines works well with young girls here in Argentina (around 20 year old girls), and they require more compliance to spark more attraction than other gambits such as storytelling, cold reads, teasing, cocky and funny, negs, push/pull etc. or in other words you need her to be more close to ON than with other gambits, you dont want to never ever use "sweet and funny" before getting at least 2 IOIs, that's the rule I use for myself

These 2 lines I have, I havent created them, I founded them in the seduction comunity. Im looking for more of these kind of lines because they are very useful in certain stage of the seduction, and in certain moments in certain situations, they are the most suitable gambit

"ohh, you are so adorable. You are more adorable than a puppie. I'm going to have to buy you from the pet store. you dont pee in the floor, do you?" =/

"you know what, I have to tell you something. If someday a fat guy in a red suit appears and he tries to kidnap you, dont worry, Im going to ask you to Santa for Christmas"

[Strength]

You're such a sweetheart, I am going to give you to my baby!

After she asks a question about you, such as What's your name? or How old are you? You say,'' Hey, I like the way you're being enthusiastic,and you just got... 3 digits of my number.

I like you hair, it looks a little a mess!

Here's a great one, mimick her manerism! When you see something unusual about her movement, such as her pulling up her pants, you say,'' Wow, I like the movement you just did.'' Then, you exagerate her movement to make it funny.

[funk soul brotha]

My dad used to do it to me when I was a kid and now I do it to EVERYONE when I get the opportunity:

HB: "I hate that rain" OR "I really like Firrari's"
YOU: "And that rain hates you" OR "And Firrari's like you"
they usually give a cute smile or a giggle which you can neg them on with: "I know that was cute. just don't fall in love with me now and ask me to get married to you. I'm not you're type anyway"
thats when you give a nice smile to her... try it out

[Pdal931]

ok guys, I see this thread isnt quite working, luckily I have a humour page with 2 million fans, and sometimes they send me some humor lines in there too that works in some parts of pick up, so I just come here to spice it up with one I found

(in a very sensual voice)
it's just there is something about your eyes...
... AHHH!! It's a gunk!!!

there is a cool one in spanish, but the translation in english makes it not to work =/

[Pdal931]

Be careful with these lines, you dont want to use them when you dont know she's attracted to you already. I think these lines are good when you know she's already attracted to you, but she's holding herself back for not looking easy. Keep in mind Im translating them from spanish

(sensual voice, like you mean it)

... I'm going to steal your heart..

(she could reply something like.. ohh.. that's so cheesy..)

even if she says something or not, you say

No, I'm serious, I am a human organ trafficker