The Ugly Duckling

[IslandHeat]

I had to write this. I have never thought I would ever experience this. Everyone has heard of the famous Ugly Duckling, right? Many think it's myth, but they're out there. So be nice to ugly girls! One of them might become the hottest girl you have ever seen! This is my only experience with an ugly duckling.

I walked into Dunkin Doughnuts in this morning. There she is at the cashier receiving money. After she's done with this customer, I will be the only one left. She asks the manager, "Okay, what button do I push now?" Yes, she's new here! Even better. Now, it's my turn to go to the counter.

I saw that there's a rack full of labeled doughnuts. I order two of every single one they don't have. "Ummm, I'm sorry. We're out of every single one that you wanted."

"I know. (flirty grin) I'll wait while you make them."

"Umm, let me ask my manager what I should do." What? She didn't bite on my line? What the hell? She obviously thought I was serious. I'm a little confused because she's a hb9. So I figure I'm going to try a different angle.

"You know what? Never mind. But, You know what would be really great?"

"What's that?"

"If you could smile for me just once."

"Why?" (Look of confusion)

"Just show it to me. It'll make you feel better and make my day at the same time."

I'm saying this in a joking matter so I don't look stupid. It depends on the way you say things. I've used every single stupid pickup line that girls say don't work. You know, is you daddy a baker? Those ones. I've used these. When I used them, I'm not serious. I used them as a joke to get the girl laughing. Add to it, be creative. "Yeah, I know how you feel. A gay guy tried using that on me the other day. Isn't it funny?" Bam! You have her. She'll go on forever about stupid guys. That's what women talk about all the time. Why? Because they all have this fantasy about a perfect man. Since she doesn't have one, she's perfectly content with complaining or gossiping.

Then she looks at me with an almost shy smile. She doesn't even laugh. Wait, Is she blushing? Okay, at this point I am really confused. I have never met a hot girl like this that was shy. I figure I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I make small talk with her. Get this, she went to the same highschool I did! What makes it worse is that she was in my class and I don't remember her. When she tells me her name, I am blown away. This girl used to be FUGLY! Horrible hair, zits everywhere, the distinct smell of a hippie, and her very unique fashion sense.

"Holy shit! I don't even recognize you!"

"You're the first person that knows I work here."

"Oh yeah, you don't keep in touch with anyone?"

"It's not that. They know I'm here, they just don't know it's me."

"Why?"

"I don't know. I guess I'm kinda scared what they'll think."

The gates of opportunity have opened up for me. I have to help this girl. She has the looks. I want to help her with her self esteem issues. I don't know why I feel I have to do this. I just wanted to help her. That's it! I made up my mind. I'm going to help this girl. She won't know I'm helping her. I'll just take her out until she finally feels comfortable about herself and being around other people.

I'm about to even have a better day than I anticipated. We make more small talk and I find out I was her inspiration to change. Also, that she had a crush on me. YES! I looked bad up to sophmore year. Bowl haircut, real small Asian eyes, pimples, and flabby. I changed in the summer before junior year. All of my friends were good looking, they're the ones that got the girls. Like they say, there's always a bad one in the group. I guess I was the bad one. I grew muscle easily because I'm an Islander and became more active. I hit my growth spurt, my almond eyes took shape of bigger eyes, cut my hair, and my voice was deeper. At the same time I became more socially adept because I was hanging out with friends that had girlfriends. Talking to girls became easy. Junior and Senior year was unbelievable. Summer got out and everyone is amazed how I look and talk. I joined sports, which up'd my status. Soon, I joined track. I only did this because there are LOADS of girls at track meets to hit on. hehe. I ended up getting prom king.

The moral of the story is, DON'T BE MEAN TO UGLY GIRLS! It might just end up coming around and kicking you in the ass. I wasn't, and that's why I'm going to meet her right after she gets off work.

[Satan]

So did you get her number or even state your intent?

Personally I wouldnt bother helping her confidence too much, I'd buy the little book of zen and maybe give her the odd quote here and there with plenty of open loops.

S*

[bugsy111]

Ha hA hA!!

nice story.

[Tantric]

Nice story.

Of course, there are also the hot popular one's that go downhill fast. Too much partying, too much eating, too much smoking, and now she looks like a zombie's fat grandma. Eww.

[MrG]

The moral of the story is, DON'T BE MEAN TO UGLY GIRLS! It might just end up coming around and kicking you in the ass.
What about not being mean to anyone? If you don't want to do it because it's inherently good, at least do it for good karma :)

[IslandHeat]

Nice story.

Of course, there are also the hot popular one's that go downhill fast. Too much partying, too much eating, too much smoking, and now she looks like a zombie's fat grandma. Eww.

These girls are a lot more common than the ugly duckling. I know of a lot of girls who will turn fat at college because their boyfriend treats them like shit.

[AJNY]

This is a very nice story. Since she already has a high opinion of you,
as long as you play your cards right, you can probably close her.

If you treat her right, you might end up as being the first guy that ever
really treated her well. She could end up remembering you for the rest
of her life, DHVing you to other girls, she may even become your wingwoman.

You have seeded the sarge well. Nourish it and it could grow
into a lot more.
AJ



The moral of the story is, DON'T BE MEAN TO UGLY GIRLS! It might just end up coming around and kicking you in the ass. I wasn't, and that's why I'm going to meet her right after she gets off work.

[IslandHeat]

What happened with this girl that I met? We went out. How did it go, it went well. The beginning went well, because I drove my friends motorcycle. I don't have a car because I just recently just moved to this damn city. So that's a plus for me, riding a motorycyle. Bia bia, hehe. I actualy took her to where she works. I know I know. Why would I take her to where she works on a date? Becuase, it's funny.

We get there and the look on her face is, "are you kidding?" I did this to loosen her up. It worked. It's somewhere where she's comfortable. Also, all of the employees were coming up and talking to her trying to hit on her. It's working just like I planned. They're making her comfortable because she knows them, but she's not going to flirt with them because she's with me on a date. It doesn't seem like the date is going so good for her in the beginning. But, that's the plan. This was just a run to make her feel comfortable. I kept going like it was an actual date, making her think I was a lame date. She's not used to male attention so she won't blow me off like a girl who's been pretty all of her life.

Next, we go to my house. Some of my friends are there playing "American Idol". She loves it, and she laughs the whole time. Three guys singing on a playstation. That's funny. She starts talking to them and she loves every single one of my friends. Their girlfriends are their also, so she doesn't feel so odd that she is the only girl.

There's six of us. Three guys, three girls. We all go bowling. We all drink a couple of beers, have fun talking, and bowl of course. I'm telling you right now. Fun friends will have a girl thinking you're a cool guy to hang out with. If you have fun friends, the most likely you are a cool guy to hang out with.

The best part of the day is when we all go to the bar. Don't worry, we have a dd. (designated driver). This girl is awesome when she's comfortable around the people she's hanging around with. It looks like she was comfortable with my friends since I took her to the house. Probably because there were other girls she could talk to. We all went back to my house pretty drunk. Don't worry, I didn't do anything with her. Even if we were sober, I would not have done anything with her. Remember, she was a fragile girl when she graduated. I don't care what anyone says, it takes a long time to grow out of it if you were the same way all throughout highschool.

I rode a taxi with her back to her apartment. Then I rode a taxi back to my house. I ran every trade on her the whole night and every single one worked on her. She calls and she wants to go hang out with my friends and I again. She loves their company. She wants to meet all of my other friends. That would take a long time. Hehe. I have a shit load of friends.

I'll let you guys know how things go.

[Yoda]

Yea "ugly duckling syndrome" happen more than you might think.

Although it's always smart to befriend UGs, if your a PUA you go after swans anywase.

[Satan]

I just hope you havn't turned her into a friend. I like the plan though, it sounded well thought out.

S*

[IslandHeat]

I just hope you havn't turned her into a friend. I like the plan though, it sounded well thought out.

S*

Don't worry, man. We did "other" things than having sex. So, at least I know she has some degree of interest in me.