Charisma
01-28-2007, 04:25 AM
Ok so I thought I'd write down an account of last night as I'll probably forget otherwise.
Sexcelcior came over to Project Ealing as I didn't want to go out. Moneybags was getting the Singstar games because I Am The Future bought a microphone with some rap game and we were gonna use it on the Singstar and have a karaoke night. The Singstar games were in German however, which is definetly not big dollar bear. Also, the mic wasn't compatible with the Singstar games, which is gay.
Cheeky Bastard texts Sexcelcior to tell him he's going to After Skool, so we think fuck it and we head to the pester. Sexcelcior gets a curry and rice for £1.99 and I get a 79p samosa. I talk to the woman serving in the shop and it turns out she's a computer programmer! Who knows C++! How dollar bear is that? Although I didn't get her number.
We eject from the shop and we're walking and eating. I tell Sexcelcior I can get numbers easily, but if i'm not attracted to the girl, it's pointless as I won't ever ring them. It's just like what's the fucking point in getting the number? I tell him unless I see someone I really like and I've arranged to meet her again, I won't get a number. Which is hard for me, because I haven't been able to get numbers for like 25 years, so the fact that now I can get the number really easily it's like I HAVE TO GET THE NUMBER. So to not get it, knowing that I CAN get it, is difficult. It's like just getting it for the sake of it.
We arrange to meet Cheeky in After Skool, so we head down. I get 3 red bulls and drink them within about 10 minutes. Sexcelcior is still on his first Magners....
We then go upstairs and Sexcelcior opens and I turn round and I recognise the girl, I say "Don't I know you?" She's like "Oh no!" but I'm like "I pretty sure I do know you..." "Do you know Michael?" I ask, it turns out she does and I remember her from Cheeky Bastards Myspace.
So we sit on this sofa and on the adjacent sofa is a set we opened about a week ago, and they asked us if we picked the best flyer for Aardvark (Sexcelciors Novel)
Awesome stuff, then this blonde woman (Hayley) who's a bit drunk, comes and jumps on my lap.
It turns out Hayley knows the set on the adjacent sofa. So I fluff with Hayley for a bit, clearly the attraction is there, so I push for A3. I qualify.
Charisma: If we were married what would you cook me?
Hayley: Probably Steak.
Charisma: That's so awesome I love steak! Can you clean? Would you do like a quick bodge job or would you clean the whole house top to bottom?
Hayley: The whole house.
Charisma: When was the last time you did something you really enjoyed?
Hayley: I did skydiving a while ago, that was an awesome experience.
Charisma: I've so wanted to do that! My sister has done it and she said it's one of the best things she'd ever done. That's so money. Have you seen Swingers?
Hayley: Yes I love that film!
Charisma: Awesome! Give me a hug!
Hug and Triple Kiss Close.
Then I try and make it a bit more sexual. I notice she has a butterfly brooch (sp?)
Charisma: "That's so nice! I'd wear that!"
"Not your tit, although that's pretty nice as well"
I have a feel.... :D
Charisma: "Mmm, a nice handful, just what I like. Are you a B cup?"
Hayley: "Yes!"
Charisma: "32?"
Hayley: "34!"
Charisma: "Oh it's only 2 inches difference! :P" "How big do you think my cock is? Have a feel and see if you can guess how big it is."
Hayley: "OMG! I can't do that!"
Charisma: "Course you can! No ones looking go on have a feel under your legs."
She had her legs on my lap. So she has a feel. I don't mind as I think I've just filled a cup!
I tell her about Sexcelcior doing comedy, I ask what she's up to next weekend, I tell her Sexcelcior has a gig and she should come and see it, I get her number and we fluff for a bit longer until we're interrupted by some guys who've came to see her.
Now this is where it all goes to bollocks, because I'm like "Sure! Go and say hello!" thinking I'm the man. As it turns out I don't speak to her again that night and she was kissing another bloke later on. Now to be fair, she's drunk. I have her number but whether or not anything happens we shall see...
My theory is, she just wanted to get laid that night and to be fair, Sexcelcior said I should've just said let's go and lead her out of the club. Which is where I want to be, but I don't think I'm at that point yet. I'm too worried about what her friends might do if I try and be alpha and lead her.
I suppose if she didn't want to go with me, she'd let me know. Maybe that's why I'm not getting laid and maybe I need to just come out my comfort zone and be more confident. Which is basically what Sexcelcior was saying in the first place....
Advice guys?
See you in the field.
Charisma
Sexcelcior came over to Project Ealing as I didn't want to go out. Moneybags was getting the Singstar games because I Am The Future bought a microphone with some rap game and we were gonna use it on the Singstar and have a karaoke night. The Singstar games were in German however, which is definetly not big dollar bear. Also, the mic wasn't compatible with the Singstar games, which is gay.
Cheeky Bastard texts Sexcelcior to tell him he's going to After Skool, so we think fuck it and we head to the pester. Sexcelcior gets a curry and rice for £1.99 and I get a 79p samosa. I talk to the woman serving in the shop and it turns out she's a computer programmer! Who knows C++! How dollar bear is that? Although I didn't get her number.
We eject from the shop and we're walking and eating. I tell Sexcelcior I can get numbers easily, but if i'm not attracted to the girl, it's pointless as I won't ever ring them. It's just like what's the fucking point in getting the number? I tell him unless I see someone I really like and I've arranged to meet her again, I won't get a number. Which is hard for me, because I haven't been able to get numbers for like 25 years, so the fact that now I can get the number really easily it's like I HAVE TO GET THE NUMBER. So to not get it, knowing that I CAN get it, is difficult. It's like just getting it for the sake of it.
We arrange to meet Cheeky in After Skool, so we head down. I get 3 red bulls and drink them within about 10 minutes. Sexcelcior is still on his first Magners....
We then go upstairs and Sexcelcior opens and I turn round and I recognise the girl, I say "Don't I know you?" She's like "Oh no!" but I'm like "I pretty sure I do know you..." "Do you know Michael?" I ask, it turns out she does and I remember her from Cheeky Bastards Myspace.
So we sit on this sofa and on the adjacent sofa is a set we opened about a week ago, and they asked us if we picked the best flyer for Aardvark (Sexcelciors Novel)
Awesome stuff, then this blonde woman (Hayley) who's a bit drunk, comes and jumps on my lap.
It turns out Hayley knows the set on the adjacent sofa. So I fluff with Hayley for a bit, clearly the attraction is there, so I push for A3. I qualify.
Charisma: If we were married what would you cook me?
Hayley: Probably Steak.
Charisma: That's so awesome I love steak! Can you clean? Would you do like a quick bodge job or would you clean the whole house top to bottom?
Hayley: The whole house.
Charisma: When was the last time you did something you really enjoyed?
Hayley: I did skydiving a while ago, that was an awesome experience.
Charisma: I've so wanted to do that! My sister has done it and she said it's one of the best things she'd ever done. That's so money. Have you seen Swingers?
Hayley: Yes I love that film!
Charisma: Awesome! Give me a hug!
Hug and Triple Kiss Close.
Then I try and make it a bit more sexual. I notice she has a butterfly brooch (sp?)
Charisma: "That's so nice! I'd wear that!"
"Not your tit, although that's pretty nice as well"
I have a feel.... :D
Charisma: "Mmm, a nice handful, just what I like. Are you a B cup?"
Hayley: "Yes!"
Charisma: "32?"
Hayley: "34!"
Charisma: "Oh it's only 2 inches difference! :P" "How big do you think my cock is? Have a feel and see if you can guess how big it is."
Hayley: "OMG! I can't do that!"
Charisma: "Course you can! No ones looking go on have a feel under your legs."
She had her legs on my lap. So she has a feel. I don't mind as I think I've just filled a cup!
I tell her about Sexcelcior doing comedy, I ask what she's up to next weekend, I tell her Sexcelcior has a gig and she should come and see it, I get her number and we fluff for a bit longer until we're interrupted by some guys who've came to see her.
Now this is where it all goes to bollocks, because I'm like "Sure! Go and say hello!" thinking I'm the man. As it turns out I don't speak to her again that night and she was kissing another bloke later on. Now to be fair, she's drunk. I have her number but whether or not anything happens we shall see...
My theory is, she just wanted to get laid that night and to be fair, Sexcelcior said I should've just said let's go and lead her out of the club. Which is where I want to be, but I don't think I'm at that point yet. I'm too worried about what her friends might do if I try and be alpha and lead her.
I suppose if she didn't want to go with me, she'd let me know. Maybe that's why I'm not getting laid and maybe I need to just come out my comfort zone and be more confident. Which is basically what Sexcelcior was saying in the first place....
Advice guys?
See you in the field.
Charisma