girls that try hard to insult you

[shagnscoob]

I've come across more than one of these. They are HSE, and LOVE cracking jokes about you. Sometimes they are really mean jokes too. It doesn't BOTHER me, but I want to know what the best way to respond is...

she says something like "Hey I hope that shirt is rotting in the trash by now."

do you....

Act jokingly hurt? (example: awww im crushed! how'd you know i was so sensitive about....)

Sarcastically say she's a sweetheart? (example: oh thats really sweet of you. you always know how to make me smile)

Make fun of her back? (example: whered you go to charm school? I think they ripped you off.)

What do you guys think? How do you respond to these?

[Eyez]

I'd make fun of her back.

[David24]

me 2, NEG her;)

[Sebulba]

Neg her back. Don't take any shit. Take her down a level.

[Alexander Crone]

1.) you can sit on her chair while she is stil sitting on it.

oh I didnt see you there, speak up girl, you see me commin don't ya.
anyway... (continue the story to girlfriends).

2.) fart in her face

[shagnscoob]

so i tried insulting a girl back, i actually do it a lot but wanted to see wht you guys did. i used the charm school one, and her reply was "regardless, im more charming than you are"

[phoenix]

so i tried insulting a girl back, i actually do it a lot but wanted to see wht you guys did. i used the charm school one, and her reply was "regardless, im more charming than you are"

thats why you laugh at her pathetic attempts at hurting your pride, and continue whatever you were doing. when you get into a witty comeback war, anyone can win.

[relics]

*no reply*




Did you see what I did there?

[A.J.]

DQ then move on with story

[stolen crown]

one of my personal fav comments i got from a movie
"my drink needs some ice would you mind chiseling a little off your heart for me?"

[$$$]

look her in the eye.

[Lopez]

I was already hanging out with friends, three guys and two female pivots. I was actually telling an opener to a 3 set when out of the corner of my eye i see a woman approach me. SHe's trying to neg me for attention.
Her: You ever seen that movie Superbad? (I have glasses and spiked hair)

I immediately anticipated the neg and said: Dont you even compare me to mclovin... Look at her squre in the eye to say "try me"

She did like a "zip my lips" thing and looked up and away like "oops"
then i turned my shoulder away to kind of punish her for it. She goes:
So anyone else ever called you that so I flirt back "Noooo...." with an eyeroll. "Okay so maybe one."

Her have you seen the movie?"
Me: No
Pause and turn away, turn back in with an opener...this is where i kinda infer "well your attempt didn;t work, now its my turn" after the opener and story she goes on i listen....act not quite amused and she introduces herself.
Then i tell her i have to talk to my friends...

After that the whole night she's trying to get my attention (3-4 times) calling out McLovin!!! I just ignore her. Before we leave I walk up and tell her we're going to another club she should come. She seems extremely flattered and responds "OMG i'd love to go, thats where I wanted to go!!, But i don't know if my friends want to go though."
I say: Well if you want to, make it happen. Thats where we'll be, I'll see you if you make it.

ANNND the next club was WAY too packed to tell if she showed. I didn't really care - key point. And i opened another set with one of my pivots i was ignoring all night at that next club.

That was my second time ever sarging, and that was my experience with girls neging me.

[mik3b4321]

"well im glad you liked it"
"is she always like that" then, speak to the obstacle/target" depends on who negged you.
dude, if another ever called you "MC LOVIN" pretend youre happy for it. then you say, "what do you want 'aka' " it s like negging her back.

try to feel unaffected by the negs. the girl probably likes a fun,silly conversation. :D

[Lopez]

I mean honestly you should be more worried about the fun than the process... I mean besides the details its really, trust and interest, attraction, and sexual attraction... how you get there is just maintaining control and interest and teasing like you don't care. were girls i didn't think i could get so I ignored and flirted with her less attractive friends and then when she got close... i neged and kino'd them. Sometimes you do it without thinking and look back and realize thats why it worked because there was a process

[Beyonder]

Ive dealt with ladies who were like this before. They all have had 1 thing in common. They acted HSE, and they were VERY LSE.

Its worked for me to just say to them in a very stern, yet friendly voice, and with a smile, "Can I talk to you privately."

Usually everyone will know why. If she agrees, you make sure she knows that she HAS NOT hurt your feelings, and that you're not mad. She has effected you in no way. Just be genuine with her. "Have I done something to you?" DO you like to try to hurt othors for no reason? Is that your deal?"

Usually it will end with her apologizing and cooling it. It's possible to gain her respect this way and make a new friend. I speak from experience.

I know this goes against a lot of our shit test rules and theory, so I'm saying to do this ONLY if the situation is REALLY becoming a problem. You have every right to stick up for yourself, and this is probaby the classiest way to do it.

[MafiaBrokeMyLegs]

I was up in Michigan visiting a friend a few months ago. My friend's girl's sister was invited over to my hotel room. She was gross looking, so I just treated her like one of the guys and didn't bother with any material. She came in acting like she owned the place, being completely disrespectful and trying her hardest to well, be the alpha male. It was kinda funny. Then every sentence she uttered as an attempt to put me down. I took it in stride and laughed at it. Eventually, everyone (including me) got sick of it.

The way I look at it, if you give them two warnings, they're fair game. Male or female, strong or weak, if you run your mouth after I tell you not to, you're done. I ended up verbally railing on her and she left my hotel room in tears. I felt like the biggest prick about it, too. It's not pretty however you go about it.

[Suspence 365]

Dope story Lopez, that's what it's all about

[adan]

Just ignore what she said, (keep quiet to make things awkward for her) and make a face to make her feel awkward, or tell her she has something on her teeth and keep talking to everybody else :)

haha bitches these days.