Help me pull a waitress.

[MayaMan]

I've had my eye on this waitress for ages. I have read many books on how to game by both Neil Strauss and Mystery. Would someone please give me a step by step guide about how to attract a waitress at a restaurant. I was considering going with my friends waiting till she's close and establish myself as centre of my group so she notices (my friends will consist of both males and females) I was then considering running an opinion opener...but wont she feel uncomfortable if I sarge her in front of my friends? and if so how can I isolate her when she is working etc?

[tallanddark123]

This is a great method
Me and my wing do it all the time .

we came up with it totally by accident , it was just me and my wing been are natural selfs . When I got home I it dawned on me its quite a solid routine .

When she comes to serve you say

Me-Were a bit unsure about ordering because we have got to be somewhere in about an 45 mins , Will there be enough time ???

Her- (Example) Ohhh i'm not sure i will go and ask the chef (usually gets a list of foods that take less time to prepare.

Her- the chef says if you have the haddock it will be ready in time

me-* looking at wing , then looking at her * "i don't like fish

her- then theres lamb

wing- *looking at me , then her*I don't like lamb

her -ok then the chicken

Me - chicken sounds good

wing - (c and F) yea chicken for me too , but were holding you responsible , If it doesn't arrive on time then...... well i will be making a trip to the managers office .(cheeky smile) laugh

her- ohhhh nooo dont do that (properly fake sulk or put her bottom lip out )

me- yeaaaa yeaaaa she gave us her word , so we gotta hold you to it

When the food comes and its the same waitress giving you the food say


Me - thanks , oh wait .....wheres my haddock (cocky funny)

wing- wait wheres my lamb (cocky funny)

her - arrrrhhhh stop it


If she asks you at the end of your meal if everything was alright say

Her - was everything alright

Me- yea the food was nice , i just feel the whole process has been a little rushed , like you wanted us in and out !!!!

her - what?? ahhhhh stop it , stop winding me up


Note - keep giving her negs whens she's walking passed with plates

Steady with those ohhhhh don't drop them
Or look at your watch a couple of time and smile


The key is to laugh and smile otherwise you will come across as a inpatient wanker
Theres a very fine line with this .

If you have built up enough rapport with her , you can go direct and ask her for her number or you can leave your number with the bill .

Me and my wing both got a number from doing this
good luck
any questions just ask

[MayaMan]

I've done it now :) thanks though I will be sure to try this out though. She smiled at me and said hi...I amog'd my group went up to her said you look like an elf (with a playful smile) she laughed and said no ones called me that before I said "give me your number and i'll call you an elf more often" she looked shocked at first (she was surrounded by her mates one interrupted) "Whats wrong?" her friend said I smiled at her n said "Oh i'm just getting your friends number if that's cool :)" she smiled at me n walked off n boom number close :)

[nymphadoraishot]

I've done it now :) thanks though I will be sure to try this out though. She smiled at me and said hi...I amog'd my group went up to her said you look like an elf (with a playful smile) she laughed and said no ones called me that before I said "give me your number and i'll call you an elf more often" she looked shocked at first (she was surrounded by her mates one interrupted) "Whats wrong?" her friend said I smiled at her n said "Oh i'm just getting your friends number if that's cool :)" she smiled at me n walked off n boom number close :)

if that's true then im pretty impressed lol. i never wouldve imagined that to work. not for me atleast :P

" you look like an elf. gimme your number ! " lol