SonShyne
09-10-2007, 12:30 PM
Well a wing and I went out Friday and Saturday.
We bounced around no cover charge venues all night as they are smaller but keep the crowd fresh by moving alot.
The first place we went to had a HB9 sitting by her lonesome at the corner of the bar. I walked over and sat next to her ordered a drink and asked her why she was so happy? She seemed kinda glum btw. I just wanted to get warmed up and she was hot so i figured why not?
HBStripper: Oh im just chillaxin my buddy is the bartender here and im just visitin him.
SonShyne: Cool its never who you are its always who you know. So are there any other bars around here that are kinda trendy and quiet like this one?
HbStipper: Yeah theres one or two theres bla bla bla.
SonShyne: Thanks Ive only been to a couple X and X what do you think of those?
HbStripper: Not my style personally im around loud music and my kid all day so i like something a little quieter.
SonShyne: Oh yeah how old is your kid.
HbStripper: Shes five.
As we are going back and forth there are pauses in the convo. Im just kisked back watchin the game. Not alot of interest in the air so i was willing to try new ?'s and see if any stuck.
SonShyne: So i know that this is a random question but we are two random
people and I may be more so than others but anyway, what did you want to be when you grew up?
HbStripper: Laughs and kinda gives me a really pretty smile it was different but very cute. I wanted to be the first female football player in the NFL.
I WAS BLOWN AWAY!!! She could tell.
SonShyne: Im sure the scouts are still looking for you. lol. Wow i tihink im gonna have to write that down in my book of random convos ive had. Where did you play?
HbStipper: In Middle school i started at defensive end.
SonShyne: no way me too and wide receiver. So where are you from?
HbStripper: Well im a military brat. So i was born in alaska, but i played in X.
SonShyne: Awesome what branch im AirForCe.
HbStripper: Army.
SonShyne: I cant wait til i get to Alaska. I ve heard so much. Did you like it.
HbStipper: I was little. I dont remember. (I cut the thread i could go on and on about Alaska but i dont think it wouldve interested her. Was I right/wrong?)
SonShyne: So you said you job was pretty noisy what do you do.
HbStripper: Well i am a secretary during the day and I dance at night.
SonShyne: thats cool where at? (thats all i could think of two say other than Style's "Respect" line. Looking back it sounds creepy like ill show up one day. I didnt let the whole "stripper thing phase me at all to my knowlege"
HbStripper: X
SonShyne: oh at least your not in too rough of a part of town. I used to live behind X (worst strip joint in town). But i just moved to X so now im ghetto free.
HbStipper: oh damn yeah that ones bad.
*Couldnt think of much to say here and it looked like my wing was opening a set and would probably need me. So i decided to see if she reinitiates convo. She didnt after 3 minutes so i told her i hoped she had a good night and went to the bathroom and then went to wong my buddy.
He was at a table just warming up a crowd of older and larger latina and black women and hes filipino so i figured lets through a white guy in the mix.
SonShyne: Hey Man! So did you ever figure that question out? He usually starts with Jealous Gf.
KN: im asking these ladies now.
SonShyne: Well this could take awhile so im gonna sit with yall while he asks.
I sit down at the opposite end.
He goes through the routine but is still standing there 4 mins later and the black women are leading the convo. The latinas are in a close second. He gets a word in every once in awhile. I get next to nothing in.
I get up and motion for the door. While i do that a girl whose friend my buddy had opened earlier looks at me and i wink. *I love winking i think its classic and timeless and not to be narcissistic but i like my smile when i do. Is winking a bad thing?
I start to turn around after the wink?
She opens!!!
Hb8.5: Hey you know who you look like???
SonShyne: Can i have 2 guesses?
Hb8.5: sure
SonShyne: I get Keith Urban a lot.
Hb8.5: aww maybe
SonShyne: Kurt Cobain?
Hb8.5: Yeah
SonShyne: Yeah my friends tell me that when i practice my acoustic lately i have looked like him.
Hb8.5: Oh you play???
SonShyne: i practice lol. Ive written lyrics for a few years but now im studying music threory getting into guitar ive played a few times but only when its just the friends in the bar or the owner tells me too lol.
Hb8.5 Awesome. what do you like?
So i have her hooked. she and her friend are digging me we talk about music and then the military (shes a recruiter) and music again and my buddy tells me its time to go theres no one left to talk to and we need to go. So i tell her that we should meet up at a blues bar in an hour or so. She gives me her # and i talk for a few more minutes and tell her goodbye.
Well i text her about 45 mins later and say: This band is great you should get over here while theyre still tight. 30 mins later no answer. So i call her no answer. Sometime when we were talking she said something about you better not be taking me to some crappy motel like every other guy lol. So i said no its totally gonna be comfort in or motel 8 for you darlin only the best. Ill even see if i can snag your fav. box of wine from walmart. we laughed.
So i was thinkn of textn her today its been three days. And saying something like hey you owe me for the room and i stil have you wine i waited and waited and nothing. lol. you suck.
or
Hey im gonna need 17dollars and 53 cents for your half of the room and 8 dollars and 39 cents for the wine. im so taking you out of my little black book if you keep this up... call me and let me know if its gonna be a cash check wire transfer or CC i only approve american express.
Really liked this girl.
Well i talked to a few more girls that night but couldnt get a vibe going.
The next night a friend of the female persuasion told me to come to X and hang out shes a VIP. Social Proof at last. So i tell my wing hey X is free tonight if we wanna go. I know its loud but lets try.
So we meet up at eight talk about our game, football etc.
The girl is not sposed to be around for awhile.
So we get to the club meet her and all her friends and then head out to sarge.
I walk up to behind a couple girls. a pair of sevens.
SonShyne: Man watch out these girls look like trouble.
That turns them around
7's: We are!
Hbblonde: Youre not trouble though are you?
I have a tattoo for this. I have a mouthpeice that says no inside my lip.
Hbblonde: OMG!!! did that hurt!!!
SonShyne: i kinda dig pain you know. (*I think next time this comes up itll be perfect for Evolution Phase Shift. what do yall think)
We fluff for awhile and tell them well see them later.
We open a few sets crash and burn, as this club is LOUD!
We go back to my friend and talk for awhile when the blonde shows up.
SonShyne: are you following me?
HbBlonde: No i think your following me!
SonShyne: Thats impossible. Im a trailblazer.
we laugh
Hbblonde: So do you make it a habit of following women?
SonShyne: Alright lets settle this. hold out my hand. PeeKnuckle Style!
HbBlonde: Alright and she recites the opener for it( i shoulda negged her on that)
HbBlonde: Your so going down. Im DoubleJointed.
SonShyne: That wont get you anywhere in PeeKnuckle, now in bed thats a different story.
HbBlonde: Laughs.
I won.
And we moved to a quieter spot.
I did the 5 questions and won again.
SonShyne: man tonight is not your night.
She kinda started to fizzle on me. I bet it was bc she was a 7 and i negged her twice with out qualifying her. We walked back over to her friends and she kinda boxed me out of the set. So i told her to hit me up later and thanks for the free drink.
I tried a few more but was getting blown out. Then comes the part of the night where you see everyone is hooked up and theres no one left to sarge.
So off to IHOP to Debrief.
We bounced around no cover charge venues all night as they are smaller but keep the crowd fresh by moving alot.
The first place we went to had a HB9 sitting by her lonesome at the corner of the bar. I walked over and sat next to her ordered a drink and asked her why she was so happy? She seemed kinda glum btw. I just wanted to get warmed up and she was hot so i figured why not?
HBStripper: Oh im just chillaxin my buddy is the bartender here and im just visitin him.
SonShyne: Cool its never who you are its always who you know. So are there any other bars around here that are kinda trendy and quiet like this one?
HbStipper: Yeah theres one or two theres bla bla bla.
SonShyne: Thanks Ive only been to a couple X and X what do you think of those?
HbStripper: Not my style personally im around loud music and my kid all day so i like something a little quieter.
SonShyne: Oh yeah how old is your kid.
HbStripper: Shes five.
As we are going back and forth there are pauses in the convo. Im just kisked back watchin the game. Not alot of interest in the air so i was willing to try new ?'s and see if any stuck.
SonShyne: So i know that this is a random question but we are two random
people and I may be more so than others but anyway, what did you want to be when you grew up?
HbStripper: Laughs and kinda gives me a really pretty smile it was different but very cute. I wanted to be the first female football player in the NFL.
I WAS BLOWN AWAY!!! She could tell.
SonShyne: Im sure the scouts are still looking for you. lol. Wow i tihink im gonna have to write that down in my book of random convos ive had. Where did you play?
HbStipper: In Middle school i started at defensive end.
SonShyne: no way me too and wide receiver. So where are you from?
HbStripper: Well im a military brat. So i was born in alaska, but i played in X.
SonShyne: Awesome what branch im AirForCe.
HbStripper: Army.
SonShyne: I cant wait til i get to Alaska. I ve heard so much. Did you like it.
HbStipper: I was little. I dont remember. (I cut the thread i could go on and on about Alaska but i dont think it wouldve interested her. Was I right/wrong?)
SonShyne: So you said you job was pretty noisy what do you do.
HbStripper: Well i am a secretary during the day and I dance at night.
SonShyne: thats cool where at? (thats all i could think of two say other than Style's "Respect" line. Looking back it sounds creepy like ill show up one day. I didnt let the whole "stripper thing phase me at all to my knowlege"
HbStripper: X
SonShyne: oh at least your not in too rough of a part of town. I used to live behind X (worst strip joint in town). But i just moved to X so now im ghetto free.
HbStipper: oh damn yeah that ones bad.
*Couldnt think of much to say here and it looked like my wing was opening a set and would probably need me. So i decided to see if she reinitiates convo. She didnt after 3 minutes so i told her i hoped she had a good night and went to the bathroom and then went to wong my buddy.
He was at a table just warming up a crowd of older and larger latina and black women and hes filipino so i figured lets through a white guy in the mix.
SonShyne: Hey Man! So did you ever figure that question out? He usually starts with Jealous Gf.
KN: im asking these ladies now.
SonShyne: Well this could take awhile so im gonna sit with yall while he asks.
I sit down at the opposite end.
He goes through the routine but is still standing there 4 mins later and the black women are leading the convo. The latinas are in a close second. He gets a word in every once in awhile. I get next to nothing in.
I get up and motion for the door. While i do that a girl whose friend my buddy had opened earlier looks at me and i wink. *I love winking i think its classic and timeless and not to be narcissistic but i like my smile when i do. Is winking a bad thing?
I start to turn around after the wink?
She opens!!!
Hb8.5: Hey you know who you look like???
SonShyne: Can i have 2 guesses?
Hb8.5: sure
SonShyne: I get Keith Urban a lot.
Hb8.5: aww maybe
SonShyne: Kurt Cobain?
Hb8.5: Yeah
SonShyne: Yeah my friends tell me that when i practice my acoustic lately i have looked like him.
Hb8.5: Oh you play???
SonShyne: i practice lol. Ive written lyrics for a few years but now im studying music threory getting into guitar ive played a few times but only when its just the friends in the bar or the owner tells me too lol.
Hb8.5 Awesome. what do you like?
So i have her hooked. she and her friend are digging me we talk about music and then the military (shes a recruiter) and music again and my buddy tells me its time to go theres no one left to talk to and we need to go. So i tell her that we should meet up at a blues bar in an hour or so. She gives me her # and i talk for a few more minutes and tell her goodbye.
Well i text her about 45 mins later and say: This band is great you should get over here while theyre still tight. 30 mins later no answer. So i call her no answer. Sometime when we were talking she said something about you better not be taking me to some crappy motel like every other guy lol. So i said no its totally gonna be comfort in or motel 8 for you darlin only the best. Ill even see if i can snag your fav. box of wine from walmart. we laughed.
So i was thinkn of textn her today its been three days. And saying something like hey you owe me for the room and i stil have you wine i waited and waited and nothing. lol. you suck.
or
Hey im gonna need 17dollars and 53 cents for your half of the room and 8 dollars and 39 cents for the wine. im so taking you out of my little black book if you keep this up... call me and let me know if its gonna be a cash check wire transfer or CC i only approve american express.
Really liked this girl.
Well i talked to a few more girls that night but couldnt get a vibe going.
The next night a friend of the female persuasion told me to come to X and hang out shes a VIP. Social Proof at last. So i tell my wing hey X is free tonight if we wanna go. I know its loud but lets try.
So we meet up at eight talk about our game, football etc.
The girl is not sposed to be around for awhile.
So we get to the club meet her and all her friends and then head out to sarge.
I walk up to behind a couple girls. a pair of sevens.
SonShyne: Man watch out these girls look like trouble.
That turns them around
7's: We are!
Hbblonde: Youre not trouble though are you?
I have a tattoo for this. I have a mouthpeice that says no inside my lip.
Hbblonde: OMG!!! did that hurt!!!
SonShyne: i kinda dig pain you know. (*I think next time this comes up itll be perfect for Evolution Phase Shift. what do yall think)
We fluff for awhile and tell them well see them later.
We open a few sets crash and burn, as this club is LOUD!
We go back to my friend and talk for awhile when the blonde shows up.
SonShyne: are you following me?
HbBlonde: No i think your following me!
SonShyne: Thats impossible. Im a trailblazer.
we laugh
Hbblonde: So do you make it a habit of following women?
SonShyne: Alright lets settle this. hold out my hand. PeeKnuckle Style!
HbBlonde: Alright and she recites the opener for it( i shoulda negged her on that)
HbBlonde: Your so going down. Im DoubleJointed.
SonShyne: That wont get you anywhere in PeeKnuckle, now in bed thats a different story.
HbBlonde: Laughs.
I won.
And we moved to a quieter spot.
I did the 5 questions and won again.
SonShyne: man tonight is not your night.
She kinda started to fizzle on me. I bet it was bc she was a 7 and i negged her twice with out qualifying her. We walked back over to her friends and she kinda boxed me out of the set. So i told her to hit me up later and thanks for the free drink.
I tried a few more but was getting blown out. Then comes the part of the night where you see everyone is hooked up and theres no one left to sarge.
So off to IHOP to Debrief.