gazellePUA
03-29-2011, 03:19 AM
(not to be taken seriously)
Much respect to mystery and his team.
I used to be a MAFC(master average frustated champion)but now i'm a RFSMPUA(WTF?)
now here is what i found:
BAZOOKA NEG:this is more deadly than the sniper and shotgun neg,with this neg you can isolate the whole
target without asking,leaving you with the HB one on one (use with caution!)its so powerful, u will probably get bitchslapped.
example of a bazooka neg:
YOU:OMG,u remind me of my dog !!!
HB:wat???
(huge crowd reaction,group leaves you two alone)
-you get slapped
YOU:but i love my dog.
(chick makes out with you)
just when u thought i was joking,
MORE SERIOUS STUFF
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HIRED PISTOLS:just when you get tired of using weapons,hired pistols are girls that work 24 hours
a day and you probably wouldn't see in a year,if your girl is in the FBI,army,nursing(probably a secret
agent)...whenever u see her, make sure you F the shit out of her.
SUPER HB( HB 22):she's probably an alien or something.
she is on your famous HB top ten list.
-Use a wingman or you might turn into a jumping monkey.
KFC:stands for KOOKY FRUSTRATED CHICKEN,a chicken AFC with AA abilities.
Much respect to mystery and his team.
I used to be a MAFC(master average frustated champion)but now i'm a RFSMPUA(WTF?)
now here is what i found:
BAZOOKA NEG:this is more deadly than the sniper and shotgun neg,with this neg you can isolate the whole
target without asking,leaving you with the HB one on one (use with caution!)its so powerful, u will probably get bitchslapped.
example of a bazooka neg:
YOU:OMG,u remind me of my dog !!!
HB:wat???
(huge crowd reaction,group leaves you two alone)
-you get slapped
YOU:but i love my dog.
(chick makes out with you)
just when u thought i was joking,
MORE SERIOUS STUFF
-----------------------------
HIRED PISTOLS:just when you get tired of using weapons,hired pistols are girls that work 24 hours
a day and you probably wouldn't see in a year,if your girl is in the FBI,army,nursing(probably a secret
agent)...whenever u see her, make sure you F the shit out of her.
SUPER HB( HB 22):she's probably an alien or something.
she is on your famous HB top ten list.
-Use a wingman or you might turn into a jumping monkey.
KFC:stands for KOOKY FRUSTRATED CHICKEN,a chicken AFC with AA abilities.