Vann Vinuzzio
02-28-2011, 05:13 AM
I'm just pasting a part of my last field report and you can figure it out. It really spiker her BT.
HBWaitress: "Hello! How are you today?"
Vann: "AWESOME! And how bout yourself?!"
HBWaitress: *giggles* Great! Want me to walk you to your table?
Vann: "I'd really love it if you do, but I'm on my way to the bathroom, do you wanna walk me in there?" *smirk*
HBWaitress: "Well, I can shake it off for ya in the bathroom if you like!"
Vann: "Wh-WHAT!?"
HBWaitress: "Just kidding!" *giggles*
Vann: "Good, coz I'd have had to charge you if you did that"
HBWaitress: "Err… don't you mean that YOU have to pay me!?"
Vann: "Of course not! Don't you know who I am?!?!"
HBWaitress: *giggles* "Riiiight!"
Vann: "No really! Don't you recognize me from TV?!?!"
Now she's not sure to believe me or not so she giggles but I keep a straight-face now and look dead-serious
Vann: "Okay, let me narrow it down for ya. It's a show on the FOX 11 channel"
Now her facial expressions are serious and she tries to figure it out.
HBWaitress: "I don't know. I'm sorry!"
I crack a huge smile
Vann: "That's coz I'm not on TV!"
*punches me in the arm*
Vann: "Wow! You are so fuckin' gullible!"
Basically pretend like you're expecting to be recognized by the girl because you're on TV. Then give a clue to show her you're serious. After she takes the bait, break it with a smile and tool her for being so gullible
Game On!
HBWaitress: "Hello! How are you today?"
Vann: "AWESOME! And how bout yourself?!"
HBWaitress: *giggles* Great! Want me to walk you to your table?
Vann: "I'd really love it if you do, but I'm on my way to the bathroom, do you wanna walk me in there?" *smirk*
HBWaitress: "Well, I can shake it off for ya in the bathroom if you like!"
Vann: "Wh-WHAT!?"
HBWaitress: "Just kidding!" *giggles*
Vann: "Good, coz I'd have had to charge you if you did that"
HBWaitress: "Err… don't you mean that YOU have to pay me!?"
Vann: "Of course not! Don't you know who I am?!?!"
HBWaitress: *giggles* "Riiiight!"
Vann: "No really! Don't you recognize me from TV?!?!"
Now she's not sure to believe me or not so she giggles but I keep a straight-face now and look dead-serious
Vann: "Okay, let me narrow it down for ya. It's a show on the FOX 11 channel"
Now her facial expressions are serious and she tries to figure it out.
HBWaitress: "I don't know. I'm sorry!"
I crack a huge smile
Vann: "That's coz I'm not on TV!"
*punches me in the arm*
Vann: "Wow! You are so fuckin' gullible!"
Basically pretend like you're expecting to be recognized by the girl because you're on TV. Then give a clue to show her you're serious. After she takes the bait, break it with a smile and tool her for being so gullible
Game On!