Age 'Neg' (untested) - Opinions please!

[Nyl-]

I have this idea of using this neg when someone ask my age then let them guess what my age and I'll also guess their age or vice versa.
Conversation;

Her: What is your age?
Nyl: Guess how old I am.
Her: 22?
Nyl: Right/Wrong(does't matter)
[Just continue the conversation and wait for the chance.]
Nyl: Let me guess your age. hmmmm. Based on your hair, you must be 15. Your eyes, 16. Your skin, 18. So your total age must be,hmmmm. 15+16+18, hmmmm.. You must be 49!

Does this sound good?But it sounds better with my native language. I've tried it with old people and got funny response. But I haven't tried it with HBs. Is there anything that I need to change and improve?Please let me know. Thanks.

[Freaky]

:D
Nice one...very creative actually!

That can be used as a sound bite as well :P
Overall...if you have a good delivery ESPECIALLY a good delivery on this one...it will work in my opinion!

Best of luck,Freaky!!!

[Nyl-]

Thanks Freaky!

I am still working on how to deliver it in a funny way.

[windowshopr]

I like this one. Very funny. :D

I always use one when women ask me how old I am at the club. Seems like I enjoy chasing the older women when I'm out :P but regardless, I would dance with one and then she would ask me "How old are you?"

I tell them "22." Then they always go "OMG what! I'm way too old for you!"

I was stumped for a while on how to respond to this. I would play it funny by saying something like "Perfect I'm looking for a new babysitter for my little cousin haha." But naturally it was nothing more than a joke.

What I find works now is, "you're only as old as you feel. consider me an ego boost for you. You still got "it" ;) now get off me, i'm far too impressionable to be around you for too long."

Advice?

[Christophe_UK]

I personally use the following when an age related comment comes up..

''Ok, I'll give you a moment to get your head around my age....''

.....look away, disinterested, possibly upwards and act as if there's a noise coming from upstairs which has now caught your attention for 5-10 seconds. Then;

''...Ok, now you've had a little time to get used to it.. where was I''

Followed by a big grin & then go into the next routine/story/DHV.

I like the playful ''You look good for your age, honestly! You don't look a day over.... *exagerated age* so i'd guess your about 38?''