Limo Game

[Affection]

Anyone ever drove around in a limo trying to pick up girls? I have some fun ideas, but if anyone's ever done it successfully, I'm all eyes.

~~Affection

[Vincent Chase]

I never had the joy, But I know the guys from Lifestyle Imaging, routinely roll out in limos and snag dames.

Maybe get in contact with them, drop them a PM and a link to this thread dude, I'd be interested in hearing what they have to say.

[Suspect]

I can't wait to try that! Bum me $200?

[Orleans]

Holy shit, Limo game.

Where to start. Well the #1 function of the limo is a place to bounce girls from a club to somewhere more intimate. Me and my wing go to the same bar and know all the staff so we play the "promoter" card from time to time to get girls from the club to the limo. Other times when we get into heavy attraction and compliance we just bounce them one way or another. If you're with a wing position one at the back of the limo (in the seats facing forward) with his girl next to him and then isolate the other girl around the seats towards the front of the limo (closer to the driver) so that you can get into a more intimate discussion. This might be hard because a lot of girls freak out when they get in a limo and wanna go wild, go with it.

Another great tool for the limo is for after closing time when everyone is walking around the bar area looking for a cab. Find a big group of girls (generally will include 1 or 2 guys) and pull up to them and offer a ride. Don't be creepy or else they won't come in. Just make it seem like you're out having a good time and that they seem like "good girls" so you're inviting them along for the ride. Me and my wing like to ask girls if they're terrorists and we get the driver to screen the girls to make sure they're not, if there are any girls in the limo it'll make them laugh their asses off when you scream at the driver "RICK NO FUCKING TERRORISTS!" This is especially good when you don't like how the girls the driver is picking up for you look, "NO FUCKING TERRORISTS!!!"

This brings me to another point. The driver. Make sure you're in close rapport with the guy. The driver we use is an employee of my wing's and he calls me by "Orleans" it's great when I give my name to a girl and she doesn't believe me "Hey Rick!" "Yes, Orleans?" beautiful. I don't pay to ride around in the limo but if he's been doing a great job on picking us up from the bars and making sure everything's good I'll drop him a $20 tip or something like that. They say don't make friendly with the hired help but the better you know your driver the more he's going to do to pump your proof through the roof. That being said Rick picks up girls for us too as well as when we drive around the market, scans for big groups and attractive girls and slows down when he sees them.

Some fun things to do in a limo? If you guys are all hungry run into a pizza shop and order a pizza, then run back out to the limo. Drive around for 15-20 minutes and then go back and you've got yourself some fresh Za-za to share with the girls. If the girls seem adventurous put one girl at the back of the limo on either side of you (at the windows) with you in the middle, roll down the windows and get the GIRLS to pick up more girls!!! It's funny and you can neg them on how lame their lines are going to be (girls don't know fuck all about picking up girls). If guys approach the limo (they will) roll down your window, when they see you with two girls they'll be all like ohhh pimp whattup, that's when you drop the "Excuse me sir but you're interrupting my orgy here." Roll up the window and get the driver to drive away. The girls will laugh their asses off at this and you can comment on the chodes.

The real problem with a limo is that girls are going to question why you have it, what your deal is and they'll be generally pretty iffy about it. The main thing is to have an attitude of nonchalance about you. Shrug. Tell them that you're just trying to make the best of your situation and that it's a means to having fun. Don't make it a big deal and if you're paying for it, don't let them see you (it's not polite to flash cash). I don't know your case specificly but if you or your wing own the limo make sure they know this, "Why are you in this?!" "My close personal friend over there owns it, it used to be Madonna's and he bought it." Remember your wing rules, your wing is your best friend and treat him like it. Just because you're in a limo and you've got girls with you doesn't mean that you can throw your wing to the wind, he's your #1 so treat him like it.

Some mindsets to keep on having a limo:

-This is just for fun.
-This is a regular thing for you.
-You have a limo in order to make the best out of your city and your time.
-It's just more comfortable this way.
-Seem very, very relaxed and at home in the limo. If you're out of place in a limo that you picked the girls up with they will know that this is out of place for YOU and it will make them uncomfortable.
-Be very friendly and kind in this sort of situation, this is huge proof here and you're doing an incredible favour giving them a ride. Be congruent with this and show your kindness. This is especially true in colder climates where the girls are extremely cold and you're offering them a ride to warm up.

Most importantly, have fun. If you're just out having fun and inviting girls along they're going to have fun with you and they'll be much more open to coming driving with you. Limo's must be seen as a perk and nothing more. Something to make life a little more comfortable. Be comfortable with the fact that you're rolling around in a limo and be confident that this isn't a big deal to you.