"Hit me in the FACE" Opener.

[TheStrider]

Yeah it pretty much is what you just read.

This was used by me last night, on one girl...lets call her Candy.

I approached a 3 set, HB6, HB7 and Candy the HB9.

Prerequisite: At least 2 wingmen/friends.

Me: Guys, this is pretty embarrassing okay...don't judge me. My friends over there *point to wingmen* and I were just playing a drinking game, I lost...so the for-fit was to come over here and say something super horribly disgusting to you all...now I don't wanna say it...because it's super horribly disgusting. So if you *HB6...(not the target)* would just like slap me, right here...*point to cheek* so they THINK I said it...I will be on my way.


The rest is up to you. It should only really be used once in any bar/club because it's a really attention seeking thing to do.

It worked wonders last night, truly remarkable. The HB6 wouldn't hit me so I told Candy to do it...because she "looked like the kind of the girl who's hit a few men in her time" I got a number close, she definitely had a boyfriend though...because I met him, and he was HUGE! haha!

Use with caution, and brace for a slap.


Strider OUT.

[Maverick69]

Surprisingly, I really like this opener. Definately something I would say. Good job man.

[Alboi]

ahahaha I also really like this opener! You could use it in day game and say you lost a bet or something.

[Telemachus]

..........not gonna lie, that sounds dumb enough to work!

[Hero.]

I really like this one! Im going to have to try it.

[GraphiKx]

Seems like an awesome opener !
Will try this tonight, thanks!

- GraphiKx

[Psyche]

I thought that this was a very good opener. But a little twist that I thought might make it work a little bit better could be to go up to them and instead of saying that your friends were making you say something disgusting, say that your friends were making you ask for a kiss, but you didn't want to make them uncomfortable so to just to slap you in the face for them to see you asked. That way, instead of being pressed: "Ohhh just tell us! We're used to gross things!" you might just get a kiss close right then and there... worth a try I'd think..

[Se7eN_]

I think Psyche might be onto something.

[MDubs]

^ Agreed. May have to try that out

[Romeo13]

Yes truly brilliant I will be looking to test this one out this week. I love it simple easy and sounds like a lot of fun and yes with Psyche's adjustment just sounds even that much better.

[HoleyEars]

I thought that this was a very good opener. But a little twist that I thought might make it work a little bit better could be to go up to them and instead of saying that your friends were making you say something disgusting, say that your friends were making you ask for a kiss, but you didn't want to make them uncomfortable so to just to slap you in the face for them to see you asked. That way, instead of being pressed: "Ohhh just tell us! We're used to gross things!" you might just get a kiss close right then and there... worth a try I'd think..

Fucking genious!!!

I love this and will totally use it this weekend.

[TheStrider]

Haa! I'm still using this opener! It's AMAZING!