Arborian
09-01-2007, 04:17 PM
so i figured that the best way to make some friends and sexual partners would be to join a fraternity.
there was only one problem... I dont know anyone in the school!
SO... i decided to apply some of my PUA methods to make some friends... and you know what? it worked.
walking into a big grove filled with thousands of students, many of them extremely attractive, confident, and socially fulfilled, I found it daunting to just walk by myself into that group and start meeting people... but i have to step out of my comfort zone and get in there.
so I walk in...
I realize quickly that i better find some people fast, so i am not noticed as a socially ostracised kid, wandering around being creepy.
so I go up and find the drunkest people I can find and start up a conversation. then i tell them to introduce me to some people. they introduce me to some frat boys, who have higher social value, so I latch on.
they are pretty drunk too, so its easy to win them over. they parade me around introducing me to frat boys and most importantly SORORITY GIRLS.
I tell them im rushing the next week, and these girls for whatever reason take a liking to me, and offer to introduce me to a good number of their sorority girls. I take on of the frat boys with me, because i figure i can get him to wing for me, even if he doesnt know it... i can get him to.
so these girls are parading me around... but to other girls... it looks like IM PARADING THEM AROUND. im meeting a good number of people... i finally make it into the most popular group... the best sorority/fraternity group. this group is full of extremely attractive men and women... creme de la creme if you will.
this is where i want to stay, so i decide to constantly open sets, looking at other girls while I do. a girl comes up to me and tells me i need to rock their sorority sticker and puts it on me. i take a look at it, take it off, and say "why should i wear this sticker and not XXX sorority? what makes you the best?"
SHE QUALIFIES OUT THE FRAME. granted this is an hb9 and she talks about how hers is the best, bla bla bla, and gets her 3 hb8-9 friends to come qualify too.
I progress to major DHV and negging. move on to a LOT of kino... its easier because everyone is drunk.
so I get a couple of phone numbers, some guys, and some girls. and im invited to THE biggest party on campus tonight, where I will be showing up with 3 hb8-9's from the best sorority on campus.
may i just say this: HOLY SHIT! IT WORKED. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS FUCKING WORKED.
mystery: a million thank yous. thank you for all of your work on social dynamics. like you said, it would have taken me a long time to figure out all of these algorithms.
im glad that someone could turn some of this intellect i have into something socially productive... because A's in chemistry dont turn into poontang.
wish me luck tonight. i cleaned my room and have planned plenty of conversation material pertinent to the greek life.... ahhhhhhhh
there was only one problem... I dont know anyone in the school!
SO... i decided to apply some of my PUA methods to make some friends... and you know what? it worked.
walking into a big grove filled with thousands of students, many of them extremely attractive, confident, and socially fulfilled, I found it daunting to just walk by myself into that group and start meeting people... but i have to step out of my comfort zone and get in there.
so I walk in...
I realize quickly that i better find some people fast, so i am not noticed as a socially ostracised kid, wandering around being creepy.
so I go up and find the drunkest people I can find and start up a conversation. then i tell them to introduce me to some people. they introduce me to some frat boys, who have higher social value, so I latch on.
they are pretty drunk too, so its easy to win them over. they parade me around introducing me to frat boys and most importantly SORORITY GIRLS.
I tell them im rushing the next week, and these girls for whatever reason take a liking to me, and offer to introduce me to a good number of their sorority girls. I take on of the frat boys with me, because i figure i can get him to wing for me, even if he doesnt know it... i can get him to.
so these girls are parading me around... but to other girls... it looks like IM PARADING THEM AROUND. im meeting a good number of people... i finally make it into the most popular group... the best sorority/fraternity group. this group is full of extremely attractive men and women... creme de la creme if you will.
this is where i want to stay, so i decide to constantly open sets, looking at other girls while I do. a girl comes up to me and tells me i need to rock their sorority sticker and puts it on me. i take a look at it, take it off, and say "why should i wear this sticker and not XXX sorority? what makes you the best?"
SHE QUALIFIES OUT THE FRAME. granted this is an hb9 and she talks about how hers is the best, bla bla bla, and gets her 3 hb8-9 friends to come qualify too.
I progress to major DHV and negging. move on to a LOT of kino... its easier because everyone is drunk.
so I get a couple of phone numbers, some guys, and some girls. and im invited to THE biggest party on campus tonight, where I will be showing up with 3 hb8-9's from the best sorority on campus.
may i just say this: HOLY SHIT! IT WORKED. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS FUCKING WORKED.
mystery: a million thank yous. thank you for all of your work on social dynamics. like you said, it would have taken me a long time to figure out all of these algorithms.
im glad that someone could turn some of this intellect i have into something socially productive... because A's in chemistry dont turn into poontang.
wish me luck tonight. i cleaned my room and have planned plenty of conversation material pertinent to the greek life.... ahhhhhhhh