Ladies Fart Opener

[audiovibe]

I just tested an opener tonight that played really well. It brought some elements in that I think made for a good hook. Luckily this was actually happening so it made it an easy great story to start with.

"Holy shit. Have you been getting crop dusted by groups of ladies all night? It's happened to me at least 4 times tonight. I'm walking through the crowd in a group of ladies and, clearly, one of them farted. I bet they were thinking, "I'm a chick. No ones going to blame it on me. They will think it's the dude near me." But I know it was them."

Its playful and even has some great options for a neg. "The look on your face. Holy shit. You've been doing it haven't you?" "I thought you were supposed to be the fairer sex. You need to have a powow with your girlfriends and tell them it's NOT sexy."

[WhiskeyShooter]

I like this it's playful, none needy and an overall DHV!

[dibz]

If a guy said that to me, I would think it was a joke. Funny as sarcasm, but not likely to be true. I wouldn't see it as a neg, but it would be pretty funny and I would laugh. It would be more credible if you said you passed ONE group of girls and smelled fart. The part about its been happening all night would strike me as a little creepy.

[Stupid Cadet]

I will go and Field Test this, why? Becaus i find it funny but comfortable for my actual personallity

[DT505]

Agreed it needs some work but once polished this is going to be a hilarious one to open with I literally will be trying this tomorrow at work on someone because its too funny an opportunity to pass up

[DT505]

Field tested with minor tweaks worked on a 3 and a 4 set like a charm last night was my first evening out considering myself a pua in training and yes this worked well it got me in to both groups I was successful in disarming the obstacles with some humor and they left me alone with the target long enough to score a number (about 4.5 minutes) good game sir prime opener and puts everyone in a relaxed mood upon delivery I will comment that if your not loud enough or don't address the group fully you will need to repeat yourself but its ok as when your repeating yourself you will make the triangle with the other ladies or the pentagon needed to address them all just speak loud and clear and this one is sure to get one fired up and you can begin the multithreading process. In my case the target was the one to get fired up and I simply threw a neg at her gave her an IOI and rolled off then turned and addressed the mother hen of the group to get in. Worked beautifully audiovibe I completely credit you with helping me open a tough set in a great way. (the second set wasn't nearly as hard to open but this definitely was a hell of an open)