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DateDemon
08-26-2007, 07:18 PM
I was suggesting a few changes to a guy on his facebook profile and I will show you what I suggested. It obviously won't apply to all but it has some good tips in it.

Change your "about me" Talk about how passionate you are about your music and how it is the best feeling when you are with friends playing guitar or something like that. Also say something about how you are just a lot of fun and intestering. Keep it short. 2-3 sentences without much fluff.

Add the top friends application and add 32 of your ?? as top friends. put it as high up on the left side as possible. you don't have to keep the moods part of it just the top friends part.

save on your computer so you have them and then remove in photos #4 #6 #9 #11 #19 #21 that will leave you with 15 pictures but most of the bad ones will be gone. will improve your image a bit for sure.

Your profile pic is good and has a guitar which is a plus. If you still have the orginal image file on your computer crop it long wise. get it as tall as you can while still keeping the mic and stuff in there. The taller the picture the better but still keep all the gimmicks like the mic and guitar.

You also might want to click your profile picture and remove the previous profile pictures you had up but that's not that big of a deal.

Add facebook HOT or NOT to your profile and move it so its on the left hand side beside your wall. So basically there is another picture of you beside your wall. Add the free gifts application, and send yourself like 2 gifts 1 from private and 1 from anonymous and make it cute girly stuff or hearts or something that a girl would send you. after a few days send another 3rd one marked private. put this at the top of your left side navigation below your top friends.

Since not many girls have posted on your wall, you are actually going to have to do some work to get this started. first find a pretty good looking girl that you are friends with and post on her wall. if her name is amy for example just post a message on her wall that says AMY!!! most likely she will post on your wall with BLAKE!!! (made up name) and a hot girl screaming your name on your wall is never a bad start. then maybe post on another girl or two's wall. Post something like So something reminded me of you today. on one girls wall and just make up some bullshit thing when she posts on your wall in reply. on another's maybe something like Are you stalking me now? or something like that to get a response. If she plays along and posts oh Blake I am totally stalking you on your wall or something that would be good.

Change your status or update your status. I dont think you even have one right now.. Make your status Blake is the epitome of male form. or Blake is hangin' out, max'n and relax'n all cool. Those are both good, what girl doesn't love to finish or comment on the fresh prince of bel air song.

Make those changes and tell me and I will check it out again later. You will be off to a good start.

Arborian
08-26-2007, 10:26 PM
man I love using hot sluts to pad my facebook wall.

nothing like social proof out the frame.

I even throw an ugly girl in there every once in a while to show that Im not all shallow.

I found the key to a facebook profile is to allow a good bit of mystery. I even put my phone number on there... because its easy for classmates to get in touch with me...

HELL NO BITCHES GET THAT NUMBER AND CALL ME UP OUT OF THE BLUE... it doesnt hurt :-P

and the profile is private... so that adds a little mystery too. so many little things that go into this... its hilarious. I love facebook.

A.J.
08-26-2007, 11:42 PM
i personally like to do as many notes as possible and make them as CF as humanly possible, insert humerous quotes to the profile and when you put up pictures of vacations make sure you make up some fun random story about it, when a girl is creeping on your profile if she sees say my picture of me and the crackhouse i lived/ worked in for a week she will look through ALL the rest of your photos. you know you have a girl when she goes through all the pictures and comments on each and every one (mabye miss a few just cause you put up a retarded one)

adept2007
08-29-2007, 03:02 AM
shit...time to edit my facebook after reading this post. myspace was the shit back in the day but i slacked off on it and facebook for a while...time to get back in the game

AlphaAdonis
08-29-2007, 11:43 AM
Using Cocky Funny NEGS on facebook is THE BEST... u have more time to think of them and they come out perfectly... with great responses on your wall from HB's writing like half page messages in response(u can tell it works because of the long response=arousal)
Example
HBpost: Im Bored....
ME: Sorry, Im Booked tonight... but my going rate is $500/hour fo next time!
HB wrote back a half page post practicly inviting to come over and F her!

A.J.
08-30-2007, 12:43 AM
HBpost: Im Bored....
ME: Sorry, Im Booked tonight... but my going rate is $500/hour fo next time!
HB wrote back a half page post practicly inviting to come over and F her!

stealing that responce and planning to alter it, hope you dont mind :)