Dream
08-24-2007, 07:18 AM
m unsure as of how to begin this, so Ill just go chronologically and save the extras for the end.
Me, natural friend who just moved to Orlando, and trusty wing Slikk head to downtown Orlando club, Antiguas. Go in, having a fairly on night, everyone is having a good time (slikk and my bud had a pretty wild time also). Couple sets stuck for over 10 mins right off the bat, and these were attractive fuckin chicks (one chick worked for budwiser, damn she was cute). Made a pivot out of a girl that just moved here from Daytona also.
Anyways bout 1 am I open a 2 set standing on th side of the dance floor. Situational opener, I notice they are really into me so I go for the bounce onto the dance floor. BAM both of them on me were walkin away.
*Turned out later some creepy dude kept touchin my girls friend on the back, and followed her around till I gave him a stern look*
Finally get away from ultra chode and start breakin it down with the girl that was more into me (hb 6.5). I then see Conquest from TOPLAIR and the convention and invite him to join in and form a chode sandwich on these chicks LOL.
From there I got more and more into state. Danced probaby 15-20 mins with her there, started making out etc... Then got to thinking, HEY LETS MAN THE FUCK UP AND PULL. So...what would nilatak do. Mini venue-change.
"hey im thirsty, lets go get some water" -pulled her away without hesitating.
"hey my feet hurt, lets go sit down" - once again no hesitiation, just action
Turns out my girls friend is engagd so conquest was having a tough time getting her into him (dont sweat it man). This is when I almost lost it though, success barrier. Just didnt see it going anywhere due to friend with conquest so got the number and was about to leave to find slikk and more girls. Right then he rolls up though and dhvs me. Awesome.
At this point I begin working on logitics as I realize its fuckin ON. Figure out how she got here, who drove, where she lived, etc etc... (turns out she lives 5 mins from Project Orlando).
Heres where I thought it fubared. All of a sudden shes like *bla bla bla , im goin bla bla bla* (had trouble hearing her). She just gets up and walks away.
Im like WTF. Just stand there and stare at her dumbfounded. Turns out some dude was smoking weed right behind us and she didnt want to be around it....phew Wink.
Kinda fool arouind some more (read:keep bt pumped) then decided to invite her to the *wii after party* at the house and to play some basketball on my full size basketball court (a la my nerf hoop). Tell her if im not back in 2 mins Ill call her when she can ride over.
Now I have to go find slikk and natural buddy, who which I have to drive home (natural), in his car. Dude was pretty wasted drunk, slikk was a little drunk but not to bad. Took 30 MINS to get natural out of the friken club, although he was talking to some really hot chicks so its hard to blame him.
So we get outside, and now he opens an 8 set of mixed girls, fat skinny ugly cute, and a few hobos. Yes, homeless people.
Great, another 15 mins.
Meanwhile Im texting my girl keeping her hot.
Drive natural buddys jeep back to the house, of course he gets all banged up on the way home in his car because he keeps bumping his head into the windown LOL.
Get home, call her while Im eating some grapes. ALMOST lost it. She had trouble finding her way to the house and almost said fuck it Im goin to sleep
"im really tired bla bla bla"
"im getting lost bla la bla"
"....hey why do you want me to come over this late anyways??"
Oh shit....LOL
On the last one I just paused for a good 15 seconds, pretended I wasnt paying attention and ignored it. She wanted it, and was going to fuckin get it.
We go outside and have slikk move his car behind mine, and thanks to the genius of both of them, they bump into my truck. YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My girl then proceeds to RUN ME OVER IN THE DRIVEWAY, i end up sprawled on her hood.... great Wink
Head inside, offer her some water/grapes (btw guys, all you need to fuck chicks, is grapes).
Give her the tour of the house, head upstairs and get her in my room. Natural buddy almost blows the whole thing trying to go home wasted but slikk saved it and close the door for me...sweet. We check out eachothers myspaces (its 3:30 am btw at this point). Get her on my lap, run some comfort both ways. Lay on my bed and sucker her into giving me a massage (shes a physical therapist btw so this was heaven).
After that start making out some, escalate the deal into clothes off (lead by example).
"hey, shut the lights off"
"you do, have a condom right?"
Bam, get the tip in, its over. Once the tip is in as slikk says, its all in Wink
We fucked for about an hour before I passed out, couple positions, got head trying to bust but STILL couldnt bust (this curses me to this day).
Wake up the next morning and hang out for about 30 mins before she splits. Fuck buddy more than likely.
She was also 23, im 18 for anyone wondering. She gave me shit tests on this all night and morning to....
"your younger than my little sister"
"my little sisters bf is older than your"
"your such a kid"
She also though I was drunk, which she was not. She had 2 beers the entire night. As everyone knows, I dont drink. I never fully told her I wasnt drinking till the next morning. Like I told her I got drunk off water but she kept insiting I was drunk, figured this was something in her head she needed for it to happen.
Ya anyways, its about damn time =). I got my dick wet.
-Dream
ps-more later as for the underlying stuff like getting laid isnt a big deal (fun but not life changing here).
Me, natural friend who just moved to Orlando, and trusty wing Slikk head to downtown Orlando club, Antiguas. Go in, having a fairly on night, everyone is having a good time (slikk and my bud had a pretty wild time also). Couple sets stuck for over 10 mins right off the bat, and these were attractive fuckin chicks (one chick worked for budwiser, damn she was cute). Made a pivot out of a girl that just moved here from Daytona also.
Anyways bout 1 am I open a 2 set standing on th side of the dance floor. Situational opener, I notice they are really into me so I go for the bounce onto the dance floor. BAM both of them on me were walkin away.
*Turned out later some creepy dude kept touchin my girls friend on the back, and followed her around till I gave him a stern look*
Finally get away from ultra chode and start breakin it down with the girl that was more into me (hb 6.5). I then see Conquest from TOPLAIR and the convention and invite him to join in and form a chode sandwich on these chicks LOL.
From there I got more and more into state. Danced probaby 15-20 mins with her there, started making out etc... Then got to thinking, HEY LETS MAN THE FUCK UP AND PULL. So...what would nilatak do. Mini venue-change.
"hey im thirsty, lets go get some water" -pulled her away without hesitating.
"hey my feet hurt, lets go sit down" - once again no hesitiation, just action
Turns out my girls friend is engagd so conquest was having a tough time getting her into him (dont sweat it man). This is when I almost lost it though, success barrier. Just didnt see it going anywhere due to friend with conquest so got the number and was about to leave to find slikk and more girls. Right then he rolls up though and dhvs me. Awesome.
At this point I begin working on logitics as I realize its fuckin ON. Figure out how she got here, who drove, where she lived, etc etc... (turns out she lives 5 mins from Project Orlando).
Heres where I thought it fubared. All of a sudden shes like *bla bla bla , im goin bla bla bla* (had trouble hearing her). She just gets up and walks away.
Im like WTF. Just stand there and stare at her dumbfounded. Turns out some dude was smoking weed right behind us and she didnt want to be around it....phew Wink.
Kinda fool arouind some more (read:keep bt pumped) then decided to invite her to the *wii after party* at the house and to play some basketball on my full size basketball court (a la my nerf hoop). Tell her if im not back in 2 mins Ill call her when she can ride over.
Now I have to go find slikk and natural buddy, who which I have to drive home (natural), in his car. Dude was pretty wasted drunk, slikk was a little drunk but not to bad. Took 30 MINS to get natural out of the friken club, although he was talking to some really hot chicks so its hard to blame him.
So we get outside, and now he opens an 8 set of mixed girls, fat skinny ugly cute, and a few hobos. Yes, homeless people.
Great, another 15 mins.
Meanwhile Im texting my girl keeping her hot.
Drive natural buddys jeep back to the house, of course he gets all banged up on the way home in his car because he keeps bumping his head into the windown LOL.
Get home, call her while Im eating some grapes. ALMOST lost it. She had trouble finding her way to the house and almost said fuck it Im goin to sleep
"im really tired bla bla bla"
"im getting lost bla la bla"
"....hey why do you want me to come over this late anyways??"
Oh shit....LOL
On the last one I just paused for a good 15 seconds, pretended I wasnt paying attention and ignored it. She wanted it, and was going to fuckin get it.
We go outside and have slikk move his car behind mine, and thanks to the genius of both of them, they bump into my truck. YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My girl then proceeds to RUN ME OVER IN THE DRIVEWAY, i end up sprawled on her hood.... great Wink
Head inside, offer her some water/grapes (btw guys, all you need to fuck chicks, is grapes).
Give her the tour of the house, head upstairs and get her in my room. Natural buddy almost blows the whole thing trying to go home wasted but slikk saved it and close the door for me...sweet. We check out eachothers myspaces (its 3:30 am btw at this point). Get her on my lap, run some comfort both ways. Lay on my bed and sucker her into giving me a massage (shes a physical therapist btw so this was heaven).
After that start making out some, escalate the deal into clothes off (lead by example).
"hey, shut the lights off"
"you do, have a condom right?"
Bam, get the tip in, its over. Once the tip is in as slikk says, its all in Wink
We fucked for about an hour before I passed out, couple positions, got head trying to bust but STILL couldnt bust (this curses me to this day).
Wake up the next morning and hang out for about 30 mins before she splits. Fuck buddy more than likely.
She was also 23, im 18 for anyone wondering. She gave me shit tests on this all night and morning to....
"your younger than my little sister"
"my little sisters bf is older than your"
"your such a kid"
She also though I was drunk, which she was not. She had 2 beers the entire night. As everyone knows, I dont drink. I never fully told her I wasnt drinking till the next morning. Like I told her I got drunk off water but she kept insiting I was drunk, figured this was something in her head she needed for it to happen.
Ya anyways, its about damn time =). I got my dick wet.
-Dream
ps-more later as for the underlying stuff like getting laid isnt a big deal (fun but not life changing here).