xRedRoosterx
08-21-2007, 10:50 PM
Whats up Dudes, my name is Red Rooster. I'm in the LA area. Started on this PUA trip back in Jan. following a very hard brake up. Started out reading and watching the David D seminars which lead to the discovery of Style which in turn lead to the discovery of Mystery. My life and game have taken an all new direction this year, proud to be part of your community.
Decided to start the Mystery newbie assignment this past weekend, and it went like this....
Field Report #1
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Went out to a couple of bars. Unfortunately I went out with a buddy who is very opinionated on basically every thing and really couldn't get him to wing properly. I definetly rolling alone next time. Regardless, I made 6 attempts, opened 3 sets and got a number. and let me tell you, this "3 second rule" is one of the hardest things to do.
Opened my first set with,
" Let me ask you girls somethin'. Me and My buddy where talking about 'Sagging' you know, like your pants. I mean, is that shit still "cool"?"
They said, "I suppose"
I followed up with,"well lets just say that sagging was still "in" would you prefer to see a guy sagging while wearing fruit of the loom tighty whiteys or.....(pause).....a Thong!
They reacted with, "eeewwww!" and before they could answer I said,"but before you answer take into consideration that the one wearing the thong has taken the time to shave his ass cheeks."
They started busting up, I acted as if I where about to leave and then the one I was trying to hook replied with,"Well what are you wearing?" and I answered with, "shit dude I just met you, at least buy me a drink first before you start asking questions like that."..........ended up getting her number.
On a side note: I found that calling a chick "dude" builds comfort.
Second set was at a Kareoke bar and was the only set I used the 3 second rule on. I walked by a couple of girls standing near the back looked over my shoulder and asked, "What song.. (looked away and finished my sentence with)... are you girls about to sing?" the one I was trying to hook all of a sudden started dancing I said " shoot girl I said 'sing' not 'bump and grind' to."
they tried to hoop me with, "well why don't you sing a song first?" I replied with, "Well I would, but I'm afraid I would show you girls up if I went first, not only that my agent advised me against giving free shows" hooked them stacked a couple of stories was going good then I lost the set after the bald headed homeboys they where with started getting all drunk and talking shit making it a little difficult to Neg the dolls too much. Thats alright 'cause their was another chick that walked by and smiled as I was talking to that set. I decided to pursuit.
She was outside smoking and it was a hot night in LA. As I walked outside I stretched and said, "Hot! I'm soooo fucken Hot!" I looked over at her to see if she caught the joke, which she did and it made her laugh. I then bummed a smoke off her, she said, "this is the only one I got but we can share it." Instead of using the old "just as long as you don't have cooties" line I decided to say,"wait, let me check your lips for cold soars"
yes I know that was risky, but she played along and said, "no baby Im clean, I get checked every 6 months"
I followed up with, "well what the hell are you doing that you have to get checked every six months doll?"
she said, "Wouldn't you like to know?"
I replied,"Unless it involves midget transvestite hookers from Guatemala, I don't want to know"
She laughed then I laughed then she laughed some more and then I forgot to stack my stories and then I got boring right before my eyes and then I could literally see my self crashing and burning and then I did.
-Red Rooster
Comments, Critiques and Advise is welcomed. Thank you all.
Decided to start the Mystery newbie assignment this past weekend, and it went like this....
Field Report #1
-----------------------------------------
Went out to a couple of bars. Unfortunately I went out with a buddy who is very opinionated on basically every thing and really couldn't get him to wing properly. I definetly rolling alone next time. Regardless, I made 6 attempts, opened 3 sets and got a number. and let me tell you, this "3 second rule" is one of the hardest things to do.
Opened my first set with,
" Let me ask you girls somethin'. Me and My buddy where talking about 'Sagging' you know, like your pants. I mean, is that shit still "cool"?"
They said, "I suppose"
I followed up with,"well lets just say that sagging was still "in" would you prefer to see a guy sagging while wearing fruit of the loom tighty whiteys or.....(pause).....a Thong!
They reacted with, "eeewwww!" and before they could answer I said,"but before you answer take into consideration that the one wearing the thong has taken the time to shave his ass cheeks."
They started busting up, I acted as if I where about to leave and then the one I was trying to hook replied with,"Well what are you wearing?" and I answered with, "shit dude I just met you, at least buy me a drink first before you start asking questions like that."..........ended up getting her number.
On a side note: I found that calling a chick "dude" builds comfort.
Second set was at a Kareoke bar and was the only set I used the 3 second rule on. I walked by a couple of girls standing near the back looked over my shoulder and asked, "What song.. (looked away and finished my sentence with)... are you girls about to sing?" the one I was trying to hook all of a sudden started dancing I said " shoot girl I said 'sing' not 'bump and grind' to."
they tried to hoop me with, "well why don't you sing a song first?" I replied with, "Well I would, but I'm afraid I would show you girls up if I went first, not only that my agent advised me against giving free shows" hooked them stacked a couple of stories was going good then I lost the set after the bald headed homeboys they where with started getting all drunk and talking shit making it a little difficult to Neg the dolls too much. Thats alright 'cause their was another chick that walked by and smiled as I was talking to that set. I decided to pursuit.
She was outside smoking and it was a hot night in LA. As I walked outside I stretched and said, "Hot! I'm soooo fucken Hot!" I looked over at her to see if she caught the joke, which she did and it made her laugh. I then bummed a smoke off her, she said, "this is the only one I got but we can share it." Instead of using the old "just as long as you don't have cooties" line I decided to say,"wait, let me check your lips for cold soars"
yes I know that was risky, but she played along and said, "no baby Im clean, I get checked every 6 months"
I followed up with, "well what the hell are you doing that you have to get checked every six months doll?"
she said, "Wouldn't you like to know?"
I replied,"Unless it involves midget transvestite hookers from Guatemala, I don't want to know"
She laughed then I laughed then she laughed some more and then I forgot to stack my stories and then I got boring right before my eyes and then I could literally see my self crashing and burning and then I did.
-Red Rooster
Comments, Critiques and Advise is welcomed. Thank you all.