Waka
08-19-2007, 09:43 AM
This one's a short one, as there's not much to tell.
Ok so a few weeks back I met an HB8 we shall call S, through the medium of a butter fight. Seriously, her opener was to throw a handful of butter into my eye at a party. I responded, and we threw butter at each other untill we ran out. At which point I started throwing grass, which stuck to the butter, and I found hilarious. I called her a mini-yeti and she got mad.
The butter fight was not nearly as sexy as it sounds - my eye became infected. I of course used that as an excuse to over-dramatically demand compensation. And she bought me coffee, so it was all good.
Apparently it threatened her boyfriend though. Me and this girl went to the bathroom together to clear up, and her boyfriend came in and started saying how they were a couple, and putting his arm around her and doing all the protective stuff. That was crazy as. I've never had a boyfriend become jealous of how I get on with his girlfriend before. I guess that's because I never really meet the boyfriends.
Seemed to work against him though, because she looked totally uncomfortable with him doing it. I heard through the grapevine that they broke up the next day, so that was interesting.
So yeah we exchange MSN and talk for a bit. She seems cool and asks me for a picture.
Me: Only if you send me a picture first, and it has to be a good one.
Her: How do you mean?
Me: Sexy pics, or totally unflattering ones.
(I love asking for those. If a girl gives me sexy pics, I feel like a pimp for getting them so quick. If a girl sends me unflattering ones, they always make me laugh so much.)
Her: I have both ;). Give me a second.
And she gave me some moderately boner inducing picture of her doing some kind of amateur lingerie modelling. But she had a weird look on her face. Like she was constipated or stoned or someshit. It properly creeped me out, and she wouldn't answer me when I asked wtf it was.
So a week or so ago I did what I won't be doing ever again, and asked my female friend if it was a look she recognized, because I wondered if it was a girl thing. Of course I forgot through all this time that I met the girl at this particular female friends party.
Turns out that these girls hate each others guts, and my friend is all 'thanks for the pic. I'm going to confront her with this, then print like a million and post them all through our school'.
My face = :eek:
My thoughts = "fail"
HB8 S hasn't signed into MSN since. So I doubt I'll score. I'll keep you guys posted on the no doubt upcoming beating from her friends.
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:(
Ok so a few weeks back I met an HB8 we shall call S, through the medium of a butter fight. Seriously, her opener was to throw a handful of butter into my eye at a party. I responded, and we threw butter at each other untill we ran out. At which point I started throwing grass, which stuck to the butter, and I found hilarious. I called her a mini-yeti and she got mad.
The butter fight was not nearly as sexy as it sounds - my eye became infected. I of course used that as an excuse to over-dramatically demand compensation. And she bought me coffee, so it was all good.
Apparently it threatened her boyfriend though. Me and this girl went to the bathroom together to clear up, and her boyfriend came in and started saying how they were a couple, and putting his arm around her and doing all the protective stuff. That was crazy as. I've never had a boyfriend become jealous of how I get on with his girlfriend before. I guess that's because I never really meet the boyfriends.
Seemed to work against him though, because she looked totally uncomfortable with him doing it. I heard through the grapevine that they broke up the next day, so that was interesting.
So yeah we exchange MSN and talk for a bit. She seems cool and asks me for a picture.
Me: Only if you send me a picture first, and it has to be a good one.
Her: How do you mean?
Me: Sexy pics, or totally unflattering ones.
(I love asking for those. If a girl gives me sexy pics, I feel like a pimp for getting them so quick. If a girl sends me unflattering ones, they always make me laugh so much.)
Her: I have both ;). Give me a second.
And she gave me some moderately boner inducing picture of her doing some kind of amateur lingerie modelling. But she had a weird look on her face. Like she was constipated or stoned or someshit. It properly creeped me out, and she wouldn't answer me when I asked wtf it was.
So a week or so ago I did what I won't be doing ever again, and asked my female friend if it was a look she recognized, because I wondered if it was a girl thing. Of course I forgot through all this time that I met the girl at this particular female friends party.
Turns out that these girls hate each others guts, and my friend is all 'thanks for the pic. I'm going to confront her with this, then print like a million and post them all through our school'.
My face = :eek:
My thoughts = "fail"
HB8 S hasn't signed into MSN since. So I doubt I'll score. I'll keep you guys posted on the no doubt upcoming beating from her friends.
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:(