robbie_j
12-03-2009, 09:05 PM
so a buddy and i were talking and we accidentally came upon a great opener for mixed sets. love some thoughts on improvement
go up to a group and talk to the guys:
you: hey guys we're starting a revolution and we need you guys to join up and spread the word (go in with enthusiasm) - energy level above the group
them: whats the revolution?
you: (start talking, and then stop and look at the girls, pausing awkwardly for MAX one second) uhh, EARmuffs! (cover your ears with your hands. this is from a movie called old school. probably a lot of you saw it. chances are someone in the group will know it)
girls: no, we wanna hear too
you: sorry boys only. don't worry they're your friends, they'll tell you later
girls: (put hands over their ears - it doesn't really matter if they are listening or not, this is just a compliance test, and also shows that you aren't totally crude because you tried to spare them from a graphic conversation)
you: so guys, we gotta get outta here and tell others about the revolution, so we can't get too into it, but have you ever been with a girl who said se gives the best head, and then gives you like, an average blowjob?
Guys: yeah
You: i think thats bullshit, girls should know they give crappy head or they'll never get better, so we're starting the honest blowjob revolution. the first phase is making sure girls don't get undeserved credit. now, you guys aren't the type to tell a girl she gives the best head when she doesn't are you?
bla bla bla. if the set doesn't hook, youre either with the most boring people ever, your delivery was creepy and awkward, or you live in an amish village
we ft'd this and some girl ( who had actually been lstening) chimed in about guys going down on chicks, bla bla bla, equality, something or other
i love this opener. here's why:
lead the men, lead the women. dudes think about fucking all day. you just gave them an excuse to talk about it. they'll love you for it.
the conversation is now sexual. its much easier in theory to transition into seduction because youve already talked about a steamy subject. i say theory because my sticking point is that transition, and i had trouble during this set as i do most sets where drinking isnt involved
you'll probably easily discover who is single, who isn't, how everyone knows each other, and be able to figure out your targets.
you've made the girls comply (ear muffs) and the guys validate "no i don't tell them that"
the conversation can go in so many different ways
has a built in time constraint.
Notes:
i have a fairly energetic and confident frame. i would assume that you must as well.
there is no BJ revolution. you're just some guys fucking around at the bar or whatever. they shold know without you telling them that
go up to a group and talk to the guys:
you: hey guys we're starting a revolution and we need you guys to join up and spread the word (go in with enthusiasm) - energy level above the group
them: whats the revolution?
you: (start talking, and then stop and look at the girls, pausing awkwardly for MAX one second) uhh, EARmuffs! (cover your ears with your hands. this is from a movie called old school. probably a lot of you saw it. chances are someone in the group will know it)
girls: no, we wanna hear too
you: sorry boys only. don't worry they're your friends, they'll tell you later
girls: (put hands over their ears - it doesn't really matter if they are listening or not, this is just a compliance test, and also shows that you aren't totally crude because you tried to spare them from a graphic conversation)
you: so guys, we gotta get outta here and tell others about the revolution, so we can't get too into it, but have you ever been with a girl who said se gives the best head, and then gives you like, an average blowjob?
Guys: yeah
You: i think thats bullshit, girls should know they give crappy head or they'll never get better, so we're starting the honest blowjob revolution. the first phase is making sure girls don't get undeserved credit. now, you guys aren't the type to tell a girl she gives the best head when she doesn't are you?
bla bla bla. if the set doesn't hook, youre either with the most boring people ever, your delivery was creepy and awkward, or you live in an amish village
we ft'd this and some girl ( who had actually been lstening) chimed in about guys going down on chicks, bla bla bla, equality, something or other
i love this opener. here's why:
lead the men, lead the women. dudes think about fucking all day. you just gave them an excuse to talk about it. they'll love you for it.
the conversation is now sexual. its much easier in theory to transition into seduction because youve already talked about a steamy subject. i say theory because my sticking point is that transition, and i had trouble during this set as i do most sets where drinking isnt involved
you'll probably easily discover who is single, who isn't, how everyone knows each other, and be able to figure out your targets.
you've made the girls comply (ear muffs) and the guys validate "no i don't tell them that"
the conversation can go in so many different ways
has a built in time constraint.
Notes:
i have a fairly energetic and confident frame. i would assume that you must as well.
there is no BJ revolution. you're just some guys fucking around at the bar or whatever. they shold know without you telling them that