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[Rhythm]

My birthday is coming up and I just wanted to make an announcement...

It's about fucking time I got my dick wet again! lol

It's on Saturday but naturally, I'm going out friday aswell. Think I might go to Weston or Bath or stay in Taunton on tomorrow night. Anyways, just would really appreciate any majorly quick responces for how to use game at this totally ME time! I'm pretty sure that I can attract - but don't always reel 'em in because well, I'm still a pussy and a novice...

All this game talk I've read about; admitedly, I haven't used a single line or routine or stuck to the 3 second rule (I know right - if I memorised and used material I wouldn't be making this announcement :P) but it has however given me more reason to believe that approaching a girl is no harder than asking for directions from a cat. It has led me to lessen my fear of approach but once engaging in random conversation, "Get to the point Birthday Boy!":mad: I need material.

So I'm going to need some nice witty stories or something to get me interesting, then once in the flow of laughs and smiles, I'll probably be filled with confidence to take it from there... but I need to get there.

This is late, I know, but would be greatly appreciated if the community could get me laid on my Birthday!

P.S - Silver, you have been very helpful to me and plenty others. Giving me a birthday boy game would mean a lot :)

[Greystoke]

It's about fucking time I got my dick wet again! lol

thats just wishful thinking.

Anyways, just would really appreciate any majorly quick responces for how to use game at this totally ME time! I'm pretty sure that I can attract - but don't always reel 'em in because well, I'm still a pussy and a novice...


you think that a magic bullet will be able to transform you into donjuan de marco? Get this. Peopel take months or years to get good.

All this game talk I've read about; admitedly, I haven't used a single line or routine or stuck to the 3 second rule

:eek:


"Get to the point Birthday Boy!":mad: I need material.


you need a personality. do you have one?

So I'm going to need some nice witty stories or something to get me interesting, then once in the flow of laughs and smiles, I'll probably be filled with confidence to take it from there... but I need to get there.


plan for next year's birthday. u aint gettting there without forking out hundred dollar bills if u know what i mean.

This is late, I know, but would be greatly appreciated if the community could get me laid on my Birthday!


The community is at your service! lets help him by feeding him lines when he did nothing to practice and get himself out of the house 4 times a week and approach 5 sets a night.

P.S - Silver, you have been very helpful to me and plenty others. Giving me a birthday boy game would mean a lot :)

here is what you tell your friends to tell the girls.

'look. he's 21 and still a virgin with the biggest penis i have ever seen in the boys' showers. can you please pretend that he is hot and sexy? give him a bj, i'll slip you a hundred bill. his dad works at victoria secrets and he can get you free samples'

here's your game. enjoy the gift.

[Fortune]

greystoke man that is weak. i will admit right now from my lack of posts and lack of experience i am in no positon to post advice on this thread. however, i have read enough posts on this forum and others to know what they are designed to do. not to talk shit or demean another person trying to improve their game, no matter how afc they are. we all start somewhere. im sure you didnt start out as the master you are today. i have respect for everyone here and that is how it should be.

[Bret Rigby]

But fortune, don't you know? Helping each other out is NOT what the community is about.. it's about flaming noobs on forums

But rhythm, sounds like you know everything you are doing wrong. So why don't you fix it? That's my advice.. READ! Get out there and apply this stuff!

[-Silver-]

I'm guessing you'd want a decent game to play rather than the one Greystroke suggested? Seems you've seen some of the others I've posted so here's a new one to try - always keeps me center of attention

I always start off by talking about 'magic' as i'm positioning everyone, and how it must play a major role in how the trick works. Get one person to sit cross-legged on the floor, and four other people, one of them being you, to stand around the guy on the floor (Make sure it's a guy on the floor for best effect). Instruct everyone to put their hands together in the shape of a gun, two top fingers poking outwards, and place them under the guy's arms and legs. One person to each limb. 'Ok, now we're going to try and lift him. Which is obviously impossible right? We'd end up breaking our fingers!' Count to three and lift. He'll hardly budge, and it'll probably hurt everyone, especially the guy's armpits! 'Ok no luck there, but now place your hands, like this, over his head.' Place one of your hands about 2 inches above the guy's head, and get the other 3 people to place one of theirs 2 inches above yours, then 2 inches above the next hand etc. Do it in a clockwise order until it comes back to you, and then place your second hand over the last hand, getting everyone to do the same with their second hands. This should look pretty weird now, and you should hold this for about 60 seconds. Trust me, I'm not setting you up! After the 60 seconds are up, get everyone to assume the finger positions again, count to 3, and lift. Voi'la! I guarantee you'll get some screams as you lift him clean off the ground with very little effort!

The secret to why it works? God knows. I've read into this trick quite a lot and no-one seems to know the theory behind it's effect. Some claim it's all pschological, and some claim that you can actually feel and 'energy' flowing through your hands as you're holding them over his head. In fact, if you ask if they can feel the energy as you're doing the hand part, most of them will say 'yes'. If you lean on a wall on one arm, keeping the arm flat along the wall and letting it take all the weight of your body and holding it for 60 seconds, then when you finally move away from the wall your arm will rise all by itself. Try that right now if you want! Might be a similar effect as the above trick.

If you don't get to this before the party, then I hope you had a great birthday buddy. If you do get to this before it starts, then count how many screams you get! I even did this to the fattest guy at the party once. Didn't lift him far, but he still came off the ground :P

@Greystroke Buddy, lose the attitude. There was a point when you were new to this too, so give back to the community by helping out the guys who ask for advice, not putting them down in every way you can possibly think of.

-Silver-

[-Silver-]

Did you just tell him to play stiff as a board, light as a feather on a GUYS 21st birthday? Dude, cmon man. Usually your advice is good, but thats a junior high school girls game.

Its your 21st bday and youre not socially retarded? Ok. Get to the bar, and tell women it's your 21st bday and then segway into how you want to get your dick wet on your birthday.

It's the closest to a magic bullett you're going to get, and if you're not creepy, you can pull it off with a couple friends help.

-Rewok

Good luck with that approach. If that works for you then great! I prefer to make myself center of attention, and at house parties I accomplish that with tricks like the above. Stiff as a board and light as a feather has nothing to do with it :P If I say: 'Do these tricks, and completely drop your standard game. You don't need it because the tricks alone will get you laid.' then you can start to worry about me! I use these tricks a hell of a lot, and realized Style was right - Things that were funny back in primary school, are suddenly funny all over again.

-Silver-

[Rhythm]

Well guys, I had a good time at this club I went to with a room dedicated to hip hop and underground beats mixed in - loving it :) It was far from a 21st birthday bash but me and my friend still enjoyed the atmosphere - even if it was crazy loud and hot as a sauna!! geeze The ceiling in this particular room is so low with just a few vents and I found myself fighting with girls over the spot underneath them :P Because the rest of the club was filled with chavs and their shitty music, I spent the whole time in the sweat pit. My god it was so damn hot in there, my shirt was soaked.

Anyway the best I got all night was a few B-day pecks on the cheek and I sat down with this girl who was concious about dancing next to her best friend who is one of those lil freak dancers, you've seen them. So I talked for a little bit and tried to persuade her to 'Show me what you got' but her feet were killing, so she said... she was wearing these killer heals. A while after they left there was another girl sat on the couch with her bigger friend, so I ..... hmm - can't remember what I said. But she wasn't smiling so I made her cheer up and beam one at me. She had braces on her teeth which i guess she was comfortable with. After they left, at this point the numbers were depleating and I kept seeing another girl who'd been catching my eye the last few times I'd been to this club.

She had glasses on which were made for her face and gave her the hot librarian look, except with her hair dancing above her shoulders and an outfit that showed off her curves. But it was too late, too sweat soaked and too obvious so I left.

The good thing I tend to find in these loud clubs is that even if I can't speak or even hear what the fuck they are saying, I can still attempt to dance with them and in turn, they remember my face for the next time. As for the low-key hottie in glasses, I should deffinately pull her aside and talk to her.


Unfortunately you can't escape the guys who like to make their unnecessary opinions heard so I'm not even going to entertain your weakness. And also, I didn't manage to get to your posts before I left last night but thanks a lot for the responces and good wishes :)

I was trying to make my friend aware of the community on the way back home last night. I think he could be a 'Style' in the ways that he is quite interesting to talk to if only he was able to open and approach any girls. From my point of view, he is on the same wave-length as me, same sort of height and is a good friend in every respect, but if he is so afraid of leaving his comfort zone and opening himself up for rejection that he has NEVER even tried! He's skinny, nerdy, and a virgin. But I think he has the potential to be a fucking swan and a great wing, if only he'd take steps. I have already explained my thoughts and told him that the reason why he hasn't even kissed a girl yet is not because of his looks, but because he just simply doesn't want it enough. I'm sure I'll persuade him to come out of his shell and be a good wing for me 'cause it's hard going solo as a novice.

I'll shut the fuck up now, BYE!
Thanks for reading

[Rhythm]

Oh yeah, if anyone is curious to know what I look like then add me on myspace @ http://www.myspace.com/shikada20

I can block, so it's all good! ;)

[cheeky]

Glad you had fun on your birthday. Happy 21st man!

Now start learning/practicing as much as possible so you won't be in the same situation on your 22nd ;)