Maverick69
03-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Hey guys,
I can't believe I'm releasing this opener. It has opened every set for me (all sets will open with the right delivery anyway), and I use it all the time. It took me 5 minutes to make it up, and about 10 times field testing before I got it perfect. I've used this about 150 times and works excellent! Anyway, here it is:
Maverick: "Hey guys, would you get back together with an ex if they promised to change?"
HB: blah blah
Maverick: "I got to get back to my friends in a sec, but the reason I ask is I just got off the phone with my ex girlfriend and she wants to get back together. And I told her no. I broke up with her because she always got jealous when other girls would come up and talk to me. And she's like, "No I promise I'll change, we had something special (done in a girls voice)." I don't believe in second chances because nobody ever changes no matter what they say." (Stack to next routine)
I usually go off into my philosophies of relationships and dating from here. This opener is good because it demonstrates pre-selection, and the girl voice impression pumps buying temperature and usually gets a few laughs. It also shows that you broke up with her and don't wanna get back with her which shows that you have options and aren't going to jump at the fact a girl wants to get with you. Go out and try it and let me know how it works for you.
~Mav
I can't believe I'm releasing this opener. It has opened every set for me (all sets will open with the right delivery anyway), and I use it all the time. It took me 5 minutes to make it up, and about 10 times field testing before I got it perfect. I've used this about 150 times and works excellent! Anyway, here it is:
Maverick: "Hey guys, would you get back together with an ex if they promised to change?"
HB: blah blah
Maverick: "I got to get back to my friends in a sec, but the reason I ask is I just got off the phone with my ex girlfriend and she wants to get back together. And I told her no. I broke up with her because she always got jealous when other girls would come up and talk to me. And she's like, "No I promise I'll change, we had something special (done in a girls voice)." I don't believe in second chances because nobody ever changes no matter what they say." (Stack to next routine)
I usually go off into my philosophies of relationships and dating from here. This opener is good because it demonstrates pre-selection, and the girl voice impression pumps buying temperature and usually gets a few laughs. It also shows that you broke up with her and don't wanna get back with her which shows that you have options and aren't going to jump at the fact a girl wants to get with you. Go out and try it and let me know how it works for you.
~Mav