Post-sex ettiquete

[MrG]

So you fuck her. You both have an explosive orgasm. You take it out. What now? You are now wearing a full condom which is also messy on the outside, you're about to lose your erection making the condom even messier, and you also have a girl who wants to cuddle.

Assuming you want to cuddle too, what do you do? Run to the bathroom, clean up and run back as fast as you can? Cuddle a bit, then run, then get back? I'm never sure about what to do in this situation...

[Persephone]

Allow a girl to respond. :)

I actually happen to be a really big fan of the moment right after orgasm, but before the guy actually "exits the premises." ;) I love the desperate feeling of two people who are sweaty and breathing heavily grasping each other, too worn out to move immediately...it's very powerful.

So I'd say take a moment, let her know that you care about her (if that's the case) and that you enjoyed yourself (whether you do it verbally or physically), then politely excuse yourself, head to the bathroom, and come back ASAP for cuddling. :)

[fishbulb]

So you fuck her. You both have an explosive orgasm. You take it out. What now? You are now wearing a full condom which is also messy on the outside, you're about to lose your erection making the condom even messier, and you also have a girl who wants to cuddle.

Assuming you want to cuddle too, what do you do? Run to the bathroom, clean up and run back as fast as you can? Cuddle a bit, then run, then get back? I'm never sure about what to do in this situation...
Personally I just kick the girl out on the street when I'm done, and throw the condom after her.

JOKES!

what persephone said ^

[Intrigue]

I usually wait for a beat...Then hop up take the condom off and throw it away. Then come back into bed. If you really need to go to the bathroom then do it. Just make sure you go back after. I think if your game is real tight and you're just constantly leading you can do whatever.

The tough part is leaving a chick after sex. At least in my experience. By that I mean not staying with her for the night or whatever.

[A.J.]

i agree just wait a few seconds mabye kiss a little more then go take it off. i love to shower with the girl after then go back to bed so mabye thats an idea? haha i dunno ive actually never thought of it i just do w/e :P

[dman]

Yank it off, tie a knot in it if you have to keep the contents inside and it drop it to the floor. Then carry on with the cuddling.

[Gibraltar]

afterplay is as important as foreplay - just like down the gym, you (she) need to 'cool' down afterwards so stroking and occasional massaging motions.

Usually, after the collapse, I'll just head to the bathroom to get shot of it then head back to bed.

[Johnny Soporno]

Unless I am very confident that the girl has NOTHING she might transmit to me, after we're happily finished, I excuse myself, go to the bathroom, and wash my junk and the surrounding area with HOT! water and lots of soap.

This helps to ensure that any nasty microbes and dead virus-affected cells are washed-away and therefore can't progress through my skin, and give me herpes or genital warts.

I like to return freshly cleansed and snuggle-up to my playmate(s) and ensure they know I'm happy and feeling well-with-the-world :)

Johnny Soporno
Safety First!

[the one]

Yeah, I usually excuse myself and head to the bathroom. I take off the condom, then I wash my dick area and hands throw some deodorent on and head back to bed to cuddle. They usually dont care...and if they do fuck em.

[Violet]

This is where a little strategic planning is useful such as if you can set the scene by having baby wipes in a warmer by the bed. Also good coordination helps. After the moment, if you do some kissing and a little caressing as you slide out and remove the condom, while you whisper how good she made you feel she should be good with that. Palm the condom then ask her if she'd like a glass of water while you go and get her a warm towel so that you can uhmmm polish the wax you just put on her. From there handle your business.

I think she'll appreciate the consideration, since if you did your job correctly, she will be unable to get cleaned up herself from all of the shaking her legs are still doing. Asking also allows her to let you off the hook as not all women want to cuddle. Once again, if you did your job correctly, she's WAY TOO HOT and sweaty not to mention suffering from a bad case of cotton-mouth. Hence the water and don't forget the ice cubes, unless you are not a Round 2 type of guy.

If you tactfully ask questions as you are doing the damn thing and she doesn't let you know then don't worry about it. Otherwise, do unto others as you would like done unto you. I mean if right after bustin a nut a woman just jumped up, went into the bathroom, and on the way belched while she removed her diaphram, took a piss then got her clothes on and said peace.

Would you feel cheap, used and thrown out with the trash? If your answer is No...then don't worry about what she's thinking. You have other issues. :)

[Perfect Dark]

I used to rush to the toilet, until one time very late with only a few hours left for sleep she just pulled the condom off herself and binned it. I considered that an invitation to just bin the condom and go for a cuddle.

Either that or slap her in the face with it while it's still hard.

[Highfiv3r]

HAHAHA. Nice.

[Kurt Jaydestone]

i never had sex but if i ever did with a chick i would have wanted to
hb8-9's

i would have done it several times i would have lasted about twice
for about 20 minutes of coarse

and mabey like had wet wipes to clean up
and a beverage handy mabe even held her while i play lost planet on x box live she would have slept on my lap and i would have massaged her softly

ahww i feel sorry for homo's i get relaxed just thinking about this
lesbians are excellent but they make me jealous cuase they last longer

[MrG]

Kurt, thanks for the weirdest post I ever read

[Changes]

Haha, I dunno man...Fat Slob has some pretty fuckin' creapy posts :P

[Decibel]

I usually just throw 50 bucks at them and get dressed. Naw, but seriously, I keep bar towels in a drawer by my bed. It's a quick way to cleanly dispatch of the contraception, and then you can cuddle without leaving the bed. If you aren't home, then most girls will understand if you need to excuse yourself for a minute. I'd make it quick or the girl will think you're a germophobe or that you think she's a scuzzbucket.

[Arborian]

Unless I am very confident that the girl has NOTHING she might transmit to me, after we're happily finished, I excuse myself, go to the bathroom, and wash my junk and the surrounding area with HOT! water and lots of soap.

This helps to ensure that any nasty microbes and dead virus-affected cells are washed-away and therefore can't progress through my skin, and give me herpes or genital warts.

I like to return freshly cleansed and snuggle-up to my playmate(s) and ensure they know I'm happy and feeling well-with-the-world :)

Johnny Soporno
Safety First!

johnny you might want to re-think your std evasion strategies lol

that does not work for viral diseases lol. if you wash away the dead "affected" cells, then the virus is already in your cock and youre fizzucked, because the virus dies with the cell... and if one more than one is affected, it means the virus has spread. just by one cell. sucks right? use a condom.


as for me, I just look her in the eyes and draw her near me. there is always a towel handy, and I just dont clean up except with a towel. I throw the condom in her face to be funny sometimes, or if I especially hate the bitch.

[Decibel]

i never had sex but if i ever did with a chick i would have wanted to
hb8-9's

i would have done it several times i would have lasted about twice
for about 20 minutes of coarse

and mabey like had wet wipes to clean up
and a beverage handy mabe even held her while i play lost planet on x box live she would have slept on my lap and i would have massaged her softly

ahww i feel sorry for homo's i get relaxed just thinking about this
lesbians are excellent but they make me jealous cuase they last longer
Kurt, you're my hero. God bless you.

[stealth88]

As far as I'm concerned, post-sex there is no real "etiquette" and why would you care if there was? You've crossed the finish line...you've just gotten the prize. The pressure is off. Take it easy and just go with the flow.

I guess if you are trying to impress the chick for a relationship or further dates, then it might matter more, but I figure that I can just relax and be myself after sex. If it's a turnoff to the chick, then I don't really want to be with her again anyway for the most part. I'm already satisfied, and I'm never interested in "cuddling" after I blow a load.

I usually have an urge to go take a shower and wash off, so I go do that in most cases. What's weird is if she gets dressed before me...I just start to feel VERY naked...not in a bad way, but it just feels odd. Anyway, I don't see sex as a huge event (after I do it), so I just ease back into conversation and let things happen naturally, etc.