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VIDiabloIV
01-16-2009, 03:27 PM
So Wednesday afternoon I get back from school and the gym. Took a shower and did a little bit of cleaning then I go outside to get the mail. As I stepped out the door I noticed my ex parking in the driveway. This is like my ex ex, I havent even talked to her in about year!

She never did anything to me we just kinda fell out of love. She got kind of annoying... Anyway I didnt wanna be a dick to her and straight out tell her to leave you know? Im not a dick, so I saw hello, we talk for while. It was a good talk. She told me about how she was about to finish her program at one of Paul Mitchell's schools. I told her about how things were going at school for me and about the girl Im currently dating. I wanted to get that out of the way and make it clear to her I was already taken.

See the thing is even after we had broken up we were still fuck buddies, and something told me she was here for sex. I was right. A few minutes later she starts getting touchy feely and I tell her no. She comes back with something like "well I have a bf, so this isnt bad." I ended it with Styles "I have to go floss my cat now" (except I said dog) and I stood up and walked inside.

I told the story to the girl Im currently dating and got the reaction I expected. "Omg what retard hahaha thats good you did that. I hate people like that blah blah." So what Im wondering is If would be a good field story on strangers. Opinions?

Eugo
01-21-2009, 01:14 PM
Personally I think your girlfriend and you were more struck by the story because it happened to you. Overall I think the story starts off promising but sort of falls flat. It could be good maybe if you added something to it but i'm not sure what.

VIDiabloIV
01-21-2009, 06:28 PM
Who would you rather I tell a story about? :)

Ive told this story to 5 sets now. 4/5 great reaction. I fucked myself the last time and didnt use any enthusiasm.

Everyones had the psycho ex. They relate and laugh over it then tell a story about something lame their ex did.