Heartwork
06-13-2007, 04:46 PM
NOTE: This FR is acctually from last month (but worth sharing here) and it is part one of two FRs. However, I did not like the other FR i wrote cause I typed it up at like 3 am and I just dont go into the detail that you can find in my usual outings. However this story is sharing, but if i say somthing like "this comes into play later" just forget about it haha
So after a long day of helping my dad move an entire entertainment center, I pick up some friends. My first thoughts entering are “What the hell! It’s Friday and no one is here?!” The club has an okay amount of people but the energy defiantly wasn’t too high. I figured that everyone was out getting stoned because it’s 4/20. And that created one of the openers of the night.
Me: “Do you think the reason no one is here because it’s 4/20 and everyone is getting baked or wasted.”
Girl: blah blah
Me:You’re wasted right now aren’t you!
Girl: NO!
Me: Ooooh I get it, your one of those good girls.
So I used that on two sets to open and two more times during sets that I will go into more detail with later. The first two were more to warm up and test out the opener. It worked great.
There is just some quick notes I want to jot down before I go into the two sets worth writing full field reports about.
I opened a mixed set of one guy and 3 girls using “Heartwork Text Message Break Up”
I transitioned it into a true story about two girls that were fighting outside.
My friend then came in, he does no know how to wing, and he was a huge game killer without realizing it. Whatever, they were opened. They come more into play later. (In the Attention Whore FR)
I talked with the bar tender for a while; she gives me free drinks, great social proof. We pretend like it’s a super stealthy mission and have all these crazy ways of her slipping my drinks. I always buy one at the beginning of the night though just to be nice.
I went direct on a set of two “sisters”
Me: Are you guys shy?
HB: Yes
Me: I could tell, me and my friend have been talking right here and you still haven’t came up and introduced yourself.
(They introduce themselves to me, I make up a secret handshake with the obstacle, when the target wants to do it I am about to then stop and point out her sweaty hands.)
I introduce the best friends test and they tell me they are sisters. They are probably lying but I had no interest in actually number closing these girls, just wanted to practice some classic routines infront of my friend who wants to lean. So I do best friends test and do a cold read about who is the more dominating one. I thank them an eject.
Okay I am sure I am forgetting one or two random interaction but whatever, they are not worth mentioning. But the next two are defiantly worth the time. The first one is how Jeff Goldblum ruined my possible F-Close.
So as some may know I am working on improving my flash game.
I do the Flash Game Stack created by myself and Orleans
It worked like a charm but took a little longer than I wanted. About 7 minuets.
Anyway me and the girl are hooking up near the bathrooms. I wall slam her by the entrance and kiss her very passionately. I can feel her leg lift up and wrap around the back of my lower half. I start leading her too the men’s room and she is giving me logistics like “Where I we going.” I say “My friend likes lizards” in response to her question to throw off her logistics. We crash through the push door and into the mens room. We quickly move into the stall and things really heat up. This is how we are set up in the stall. (It is important)
Basically I had my back to where the toilet was and hers was facing the opposing wall. However because I am sucking her face, I don’t get a good look at what is behind her.
I start to lift up her shirt and it about to come off. Then I peak over her shoulder and there is poster.
This is a copy of the actual poster!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/newstedangryface/jeff_goldblum_is_watching_you_poop.jpg
THAT’S RIGHT. I Get a big creepy Jeff Goldblum staring me down!
I had actually heard about people sticking these posters in random bathrooms but never did I think It could happen to me.
I BURST OUT LAUGHING UNCONTROLABLY
I don’t know what came over me. I couldn’t catch my breath! The girl thought I was laughing at chest or something like that. She grabbed her shirt, called me an asshole and stormed off.
I sat on the toilet laughing for a good 3 minuets. DAMN YOU GOLDBLUM
When I get control of myself I take a pic of it with my camera phone, find her in the club, calm her down and explain what happened.
Needless to say…the mood that I once created was once gone and all I got was a make out, a number, and image of Jeff Goldblum burned in my mind.
Love,
Heartwork
So after a long day of helping my dad move an entire entertainment center, I pick up some friends. My first thoughts entering are “What the hell! It’s Friday and no one is here?!” The club has an okay amount of people but the energy defiantly wasn’t too high. I figured that everyone was out getting stoned because it’s 4/20. And that created one of the openers of the night.
Me: “Do you think the reason no one is here because it’s 4/20 and everyone is getting baked or wasted.”
Girl: blah blah
Me:You’re wasted right now aren’t you!
Girl: NO!
Me: Ooooh I get it, your one of those good girls.
So I used that on two sets to open and two more times during sets that I will go into more detail with later. The first two were more to warm up and test out the opener. It worked great.
There is just some quick notes I want to jot down before I go into the two sets worth writing full field reports about.
I opened a mixed set of one guy and 3 girls using “Heartwork Text Message Break Up”
I transitioned it into a true story about two girls that were fighting outside.
My friend then came in, he does no know how to wing, and he was a huge game killer without realizing it. Whatever, they were opened. They come more into play later. (In the Attention Whore FR)
I talked with the bar tender for a while; she gives me free drinks, great social proof. We pretend like it’s a super stealthy mission and have all these crazy ways of her slipping my drinks. I always buy one at the beginning of the night though just to be nice.
I went direct on a set of two “sisters”
Me: Are you guys shy?
HB: Yes
Me: I could tell, me and my friend have been talking right here and you still haven’t came up and introduced yourself.
(They introduce themselves to me, I make up a secret handshake with the obstacle, when the target wants to do it I am about to then stop and point out her sweaty hands.)
I introduce the best friends test and they tell me they are sisters. They are probably lying but I had no interest in actually number closing these girls, just wanted to practice some classic routines infront of my friend who wants to lean. So I do best friends test and do a cold read about who is the more dominating one. I thank them an eject.
Okay I am sure I am forgetting one or two random interaction but whatever, they are not worth mentioning. But the next two are defiantly worth the time. The first one is how Jeff Goldblum ruined my possible F-Close.
So as some may know I am working on improving my flash game.
I do the Flash Game Stack created by myself and Orleans
It worked like a charm but took a little longer than I wanted. About 7 minuets.
Anyway me and the girl are hooking up near the bathrooms. I wall slam her by the entrance and kiss her very passionately. I can feel her leg lift up and wrap around the back of my lower half. I start leading her too the men’s room and she is giving me logistics like “Where I we going.” I say “My friend likes lizards” in response to her question to throw off her logistics. We crash through the push door and into the mens room. We quickly move into the stall and things really heat up. This is how we are set up in the stall. (It is important)
Basically I had my back to where the toilet was and hers was facing the opposing wall. However because I am sucking her face, I don’t get a good look at what is behind her.
I start to lift up her shirt and it about to come off. Then I peak over her shoulder and there is poster.
This is a copy of the actual poster!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/newstedangryface/jeff_goldblum_is_watching_you_poop.jpg
THAT’S RIGHT. I Get a big creepy Jeff Goldblum staring me down!
I had actually heard about people sticking these posters in random bathrooms but never did I think It could happen to me.
I BURST OUT LAUGHING UNCONTROLABLY
I don’t know what came over me. I couldn’t catch my breath! The girl thought I was laughing at chest or something like that. She grabbed her shirt, called me an asshole and stormed off.
I sat on the toilet laughing for a good 3 minuets. DAMN YOU GOLDBLUM
When I get control of myself I take a pic of it with my camera phone, find her in the club, calm her down and explain what happened.
Needless to say…the mood that I once created was once gone and all I got was a make out, a number, and image of Jeff Goldblum burned in my mind.
Love,
Heartwork