CPeters
01-05-2009, 11:29 AM
I think we should all share our event stories, for common events, cos' we might be able to inform each other, and generally canabalise cool bits from each others stories.
So here's hogmannary story:
I sexually harrassed a TV presenter on Princes Street.
I was watching Groove Amada play in Princes Street Gardens.
I was standing near this scaffold with a TV crew atop it. And it went live and there's this presenter woman up there with a microphone talking to the camera.
I was beside these 4 merry Irish girls and one shouts 'seeeeexy', at her. And there's a flicker of irritation on the presenters face, and that
was all they needed. The one beside me instantly yells 'get yer kit off' and belts me in the stomach. So all four of us shout 'get yer kit offf!'
And this is taken up by everyone around us, so you've got this great mass of people chanting 'Get yer kit off! Get yer kit off!', at this immaculate Timotei blonde.
And then the camera man relaxed, they'd gone of air, and we stopped chanting.
And the presenter turned round and is like [the finger]. And we all roared (with glee). It was brilliant.
I got groped on Princes Street.
I was watching Groove Amada play in Princes Street Gardens.
Five minutes to twelve they paused their set and we're all just standing there.
And someone squeezes my bottom. It's weird, but it's New Year's eve right? A minute later, I've just relaxed, and it happens again, both cheeks, quite hard.
There's five Irish girls behind me, giggling madly.
And I make a terrible mistake, I'm really weirded out by the randomness, so I turn round, and, big smile, I say 'oy! quit it'.
And I turn back and the countdown starts. 10,9,4,3,2,1.
Have you ever had your arse pinched by five vicious, drunk Irish girls?
......................
I couldn't even sit down next day, it hurt so much. It's was like GBH on my butt.
So what is yours?
So here's hogmannary story:
I sexually harrassed a TV presenter on Princes Street.
I was watching Groove Amada play in Princes Street Gardens.
I was standing near this scaffold with a TV crew atop it. And it went live and there's this presenter woman up there with a microphone talking to the camera.
I was beside these 4 merry Irish girls and one shouts 'seeeeexy', at her. And there's a flicker of irritation on the presenters face, and that
was all they needed. The one beside me instantly yells 'get yer kit off' and belts me in the stomach. So all four of us shout 'get yer kit offf!'
And this is taken up by everyone around us, so you've got this great mass of people chanting 'Get yer kit off! Get yer kit off!', at this immaculate Timotei blonde.
And then the camera man relaxed, they'd gone of air, and we stopped chanting.
And the presenter turned round and is like [the finger]. And we all roared (with glee). It was brilliant.
I got groped on Princes Street.
I was watching Groove Amada play in Princes Street Gardens.
Five minutes to twelve they paused their set and we're all just standing there.
And someone squeezes my bottom. It's weird, but it's New Year's eve right? A minute later, I've just relaxed, and it happens again, both cheeks, quite hard.
There's five Irish girls behind me, giggling madly.
And I make a terrible mistake, I'm really weirded out by the randomness, so I turn round, and, big smile, I say 'oy! quit it'.
And I turn back and the countdown starts. 10,9,4,3,2,1.
Have you ever had your arse pinched by five vicious, drunk Irish girls?
......................
I couldn't even sit down next day, it hurt so much. It's was like GBH on my butt.
So what is yours?