View Full Version : Cannibalism opener (Newly field tested!)
lobster
12-24-2008, 01:04 PM
this just hit me.
walk up 2 a set and ask:
"cannibalism, yay or ney?"
they respond with a big question mark hovering above their heads
you laugh and say that ur just making conversation because they seem like interesting ppl.
what do you think? would this work?
acharmingkiddo
12-24-2008, 01:09 PM
I like it
go for it (:
-TruTh-
12-24-2008, 01:11 PM
This thread will get more hype in the material section... but if you think it will work go for. it i may try it once or twice depending on the reaction. -- truth
lobster
12-24-2008, 01:18 PM
if you do test it' let me know how it works out.. im going 2 test it as well, and post the results.
ton't expect much, because i have a sticking point of hooking, talking for a min\2 and then running out of stuff 2 talk about. (i dont have enouph caned material. i forget everything in field).
but, if it hooks, then i know it works.
-TruTh-
12-24-2008, 04:07 PM
if you do test it' let me know how it works out.. im going 2 test it as well, and post the results.
ton't expect much, because i have a sticking point of hooking, talking for a min\2 and then running out of stuff 2 talk about. (i dont have enouph caned material. i forget everything in field).
but, if it hooks, then i know it works.
Don't rely on material to get through... it won't work even if you remember it because it will sound and feel incongruent... make some stories of exciting real life experiences.
That you will always remember it... and its not actually fake. -- Truth
theladderr
12-24-2008, 11:36 PM
eh....how about this instead?.
You: Hey guys quick question I gotta get back to my friends in a second but we were having a debate about something, maybe you can help us out... OK Cannibalism.... if you had to? I know its a horrible idea I'm not gonna argue with you on that... but if you had to eat another person.... do you think they taste like their ethnic background?
Girls:hahaha
You:Are Mexicans spicy? do you need chips and salsa with them? Chinese people? are you hungry 30 minutes later for more.... black people... do they taste like chicken...? white people? you dont eat white people...Listen, I dont make the rules you just dont eat white people.
Girls: HAHA
You: So whats your favorite type of food?
Girls: blah blah
You: oh so thats the type of man you like ey? I see... well there are two types of people in this world, biters and ear nibblers... which one are you?
at this point just roll with it AND REMEMBER TO PAUSE AND BUILD ANTICIPATION EXPRESSION WOULD BE KEY WITH THIS.
ALSO IF YOU DO THIS RIGHT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO PUMP BUYING TEMPERATURE ENOUGH TO BITE HER!!
CPeters
12-25-2008, 04:01 PM
eh....how about this instead?.
You: Hey guys quick question I gotta get back to my friends in a second but we were having a debate about something, maybe you can help us out... OK Cannibalism.... if you had to? I know its a horrible idea I'm not gonna argue with you on that... but if you had to eat another person.... do you think they taste like their ethnic background?
Girls:hahaha
You:Are Mexicans spicy? do you need chips and salsa with them? Chinese people? are you hungry 30 minutes later for more.... black people... do they taste like chicken...? white people? you dont eat white people...Listen, I dont make the rules you just dont eat white people.
Girls: HAHA
You: So whats your favorite type of food?
Girls: blah blah
You: oh so thats the type of man you like ey? I see... well there are two types of people in this world, biters and ear nibblers... which one are you?
at this point just roll with it AND REMEMBER TO PAUSE AND BUILD ANTICIPATION EXPRESSION WOULD BE KEY WITH THIS.
ALSO IF YOU DO THIS RIGHT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO PUMP BUYING TEMPERATURE ENOUGH TO BITE HER!!
LOL.
Airport other day woman arriving at top of escalator with super-long multi coloured scarf:
me: I like your scarf, if you ever have a kid die you could totally wrap it up in it and have a rainbow mummy.
Poor Polish girl thought I was nuts. So I let her go.
This stuff just weirds girls out.
Raven
12-25-2008, 07:06 PM
Just my two cents: but I don't think it's where you want to go. They live in fear they guy they go home with is the next Jerry Dommer and you don't need to give them a reason to think it could be you. Same goes for anything remotely creepy like ax murderer, child molester, rapist... Stay clear.
kruzer
12-27-2008, 11:50 AM
if you do test it' let me know how it works out.. im going 2 test it as well, and post the results.
ton't expect much, because i have a sticking point of hooking, talking for a min\2 and then running out of stuff 2 talk about. (i dont have enouph caned material. i forget everything in field).
but, if it hooks, then i know it works.talk slow...
lobster
12-28-2008, 01:30 PM
err... sorry 4 the delay.
i tried my opener in a bar the other night, and no. closed.
i just asked "cannibalism, yay or ney?". they responded ney, so my answer was: "but what if ur stranded, starving on a desert island?!" we talked, i no. closed.
it was only later that i found out that i had 2 numbers missing from the phone number, so im not sure if its considered a solid no. close.
any way, it worked the 1st time, so im going to give it another go in hope of it having the same effect next time as well.
another opener i just thought of:
if you get eye contact, stick ur toung out at them (stick it back in fast. dont stay like that) and then smile. see their responce. if its positive, its an invitation 2 talk 2 them and an IOI.
CPeters
12-29-2008, 05:02 AM
LOL, I like you Lobster. You're figuring it all out yourself. A proto-natural.
Good luck!
Tumbler
02-08-2009, 07:56 AM
I just tried this opener last night the way theladderr posted it.
I opened a double LSE set with it and came in with too much energy so i got instantly blown out.
IŽll try again on a high energy mixed set
lobster
02-08-2009, 02:17 PM
right, so... i tested my canibalism opener a few more times, mostly with good results. i actually got into bed with a girl, only to later discover that she has a B-Friend. (women... go figure)
back 2 buisness. any way, what i understood, is that you can actually come up 2 a set and practicaly say anything you feel like as long as you have a smile, and feel confident. actually, a few days ago i thought of opening a set by walking up and telling them that i hate them, but then i thout that it sounded verry familiar. i took a few moments 2 think where from, and then i rememberd mysterys "do you know why you suck" opener. and then i got it. the whole thing is 2 feel free and confident. be different. break away from the swarms of guys that are trying to get into their pants.
i dont use frame controll, i dont play any games. all i do, is be original, and actually listen and respond to them. oh, negs and kino are great. besides those 2, i just have fun with the prosses. thats the key.
Vtyle
02-08-2009, 03:54 PM
Will field test ladder's opener later. I dig the high energy sets and hope for good responses.
kruzer
02-08-2009, 06:26 PM
Do not recommend this opener..
it might give her the cannibalism pop up when she sees you or talks to you etc
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