Rotor
12-10-2008, 01:20 PM
Okay, here's an opener that I want to share with everyone. Got an SNL with it once and a bunch of number closes. Keep in mind that if you execute the timing and tone correctly, this opener is dead potent to blondes...but I can't explain why. Let's discuss.
K, this is how I do it.
(SMILE, important!)
Rotor: Hey, quick question, I can only stay here for a minute though.
Blonde: Yeah, go ahead.
Rotor: How many blondes does it take to screwing a lightbulb?
Blonde: (starts to, depending on you tone, either be irresponsive or stunned. At any rate, she will not be able to help but ask for the rest of the 'joke')
(bemused) How many?
Rotor: You know, I don't really know, but can you and five of your friends come over? I think the one in my bathroom might be broken.
Blonde: (gives me that smiling, open mouthed, I'm insulted and I didn't expect to be insulted and I'm amused at how you pulled it off look.)
She might say: "that's mean, "Im different from other blondes" or something like that.
Rotor: You know, normally, I wouldn't buy that, but I think that maybe you are different. That was my best jerk impression ever, I was totally expecting you to slap me.
Blonde: Why would you want me to slap you?
Rotor: Well, I don't know. I guess it kind of would be nice if my friends had something to lighten up about. They don't want to talk to anyone. Figured if they saw me flame on when I get shot down by you, they'd realize that it's no big deal.
Blonde: Well, I'm sorry but you don't make for a very convincing jerk. (IOI)
Rotor: So I guess you're not gonna slap me huh?
Blonde: Lol, I'm not gonna slap you (or change topic, so whatsup with the Uniform?)
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Score for this routine:
5 number closes (2 lost)
1 SNL
2 Kiss closes
2 Ejects because of AMOG, 1 boyfriend, 1 date.
1 Eject because of inappropriate timing.
1 F-close after appropriate long ass time bridges.
K, this is how I do it.
(SMILE, important!)
Rotor: Hey, quick question, I can only stay here for a minute though.
Blonde: Yeah, go ahead.
Rotor: How many blondes does it take to screwing a lightbulb?
Blonde: (starts to, depending on you tone, either be irresponsive or stunned. At any rate, she will not be able to help but ask for the rest of the 'joke')
(bemused) How many?
Rotor: You know, I don't really know, but can you and five of your friends come over? I think the one in my bathroom might be broken.
Blonde: (gives me that smiling, open mouthed, I'm insulted and I didn't expect to be insulted and I'm amused at how you pulled it off look.)
She might say: "that's mean, "Im different from other blondes" or something like that.
Rotor: You know, normally, I wouldn't buy that, but I think that maybe you are different. That was my best jerk impression ever, I was totally expecting you to slap me.
Blonde: Why would you want me to slap you?
Rotor: Well, I don't know. I guess it kind of would be nice if my friends had something to lighten up about. They don't want to talk to anyone. Figured if they saw me flame on when I get shot down by you, they'd realize that it's no big deal.
Blonde: Well, I'm sorry but you don't make for a very convincing jerk. (IOI)
Rotor: So I guess you're not gonna slap me huh?
Blonde: Lol, I'm not gonna slap you (or change topic, so whatsup with the Uniform?)
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Score for this routine:
5 number closes (2 lost)
1 SNL
2 Kiss closes
2 Ejects because of AMOG, 1 boyfriend, 1 date.
1 Eject because of inappropriate timing.
1 F-close after appropriate long ass time bridges.