Qualifiers Collection

[Prophet]

This thread is designed to be the catch-all bin for quick qualifying lines. Post them here rather than creating a whole new thread for a single-sentence piece of material.


Below is a small list of quick qualifying lines that I put on my computer years ago. Obviously, I take no credit for creating any of these. I'm just posting them as a sample. I'd post a source for where they came from, but they were just in a random text file...so there you go:

Are you adventurous?
Can you cook?
How many shoes do you own?
You know, I've found a way to achieve financial success: I need to marry a rich girl. Are you rich?
What do you have going on for you more than your looks?
So what do you want to be when you grow up? And don't say princess.

[Decibel]

Can you make waffles?

[Cro]

I only roll with girls that can make me a good White Russian

(after I tell them I'm a bartender)

[Alacrity]

YOu know I only date brunettes right? (or whatever shes not)

[azazels_wolf]

^^^ That would be more appropriate in the False Disqualifiers Collection in the A1 section.

Though if you follow it up with trying to get her to tell you why you SHOULD be interested in her even if she isn't a brunette/whatever, then it could be used in A3.

[Alacrity]

Aaarrrggg, sorry about the careless post guys.

See my new post in the A3 section for something more usefull:)

[Raven]

Can you burn the candle at both ends?
Can you drive?
Do you own a car? (false disqualifier in some cities)
Are you very popular? (can go either way / used as FD too)
Are you close with your family (i get this from chicks all the time)
Have you ever been in love?
what's the longest reltionship you've even been in?
are you a neat freak?
are you on any medications?
are you mormon?
are you a republican?
what's your bra size?
do you watch American Idol (huge deal breaker for me)?
are you a perfectionist?
are you open-minded?
how long is your cycle?
what are some of your other talents?
are you ambitious?
how fast can you type?
Do you think all four dimensions are the same or is Time different? (whichever she picks its a smart answer)
Does Evolution make you uncomfortable?
do you still sleep with teddybears?
do you have any other piercings?
how many kids do you want to have (whatever she says you say wow me too)
do you work out?
do you like sushi?

[Housemaster]

I wrote this one myself today, it's untested. If you ask her what she's got going for her besides her looks, and afterwards she asks the same thing (or if you just wanna say this anyway), you can respond with "I keep my nails cut, I always brush my teeth, and wear [cologne/deodordant]. So besides looks I got good touch, taste, and smell. And I probably sound alright too." Lemme know if this is any good or could use better wording.

[Raven]

"What have you got going for you besides your looks?" is a good line. As a twist you can deliver it like a "casting call" producer. Can become a great segway into her talents, sexual and otherwise. If delivered properly, she should not ask you the same.

Generally speaking a cool chick will not ask you back the same questions you ask her. it would show lack of originality and would not be solid game. It may turn you off. But if it happens you can bust her on it and say, "hmmm ... now where have I heard that question before......"

[Housemaster]

Good call man, thanks.