False Time Constraint Collection

[Prophet]

This thread is designed to be the catch-all bin for false time constraints. Post them here rather than creating a whole new thread for a single-sentence piece of material.


Below is a small list of false time constraints that I put on my computer years ago. I take no credit for creating any of these. I'm just posting them as a sample. I'd post a source for where they came from, but they were just in a random text file...so there you go:

we only have a minute, but

we can only stay for a minute because I have to rejoin my friends, but

quick question, but be quick because our friends are waiting for us,

we have to leave in a minute but

I can’t stick around long, but

this’ll only take a minute,

You know what...if I didn't have to go right now...which I do...I would

I can only stay for a sec, I'm here with friends, but check this out

I've only got a minute, but I've got to tell you

I cant be long, my friends can't behave on their own, but

[Marchfly]

"I have an appointment with the bathroom......shaking hands with the Unemployed"

[Avishadur]

I think mystery suggested many along those lines cause i recognise them and ive only got mystery method