One Legged Stripper opener

[Kr0ssFir3]

True Story

ok so I was chillin at my boys' house this weekend and he invited a one legged stripper over and he banged her. I was wondering how "ethical" that was. Then it hit me what a great opener. It might go something like this.....

approaching a set...

"hey I gotta get going in a sec but do you think one legged strippers are hot??"
Then I immediatly stack into "reason I asked is" blah blah blah then I can neg and dhv from there.

any thoughts?

[quality]

Why would it be un-ethical? It’s not like she’s mentally disabled. Amputees can have sex too.

I wouldn’t use it as an opener. First of all, no set is going to tell you weather or not they think one legged strippers are hot. Most girls won’t even tell you if they think strippers are hot.

It’s going to come across as creepy and insensitive. Your gonna lose them as soon as you open them, it’s not fun.

[-TruTh-]

Why would it be un-ethical? It’s not like she’s mentally disabled. Amputees can have sex too.

I wouldn’t use it as an opener. First of all, no set is going to tell you weather or not they think one legged strippers are hot. Most girls won’t even tell you if they think strippers are hot.

It’s going to come across as creepy and insensitive. Your gonna lose them as soon as you open them, it’s not fun.

Depends how are you saying this line??

Its not about what you say but how you say it. -- truth

[RoyaltyInExile]

It's still a creepy thing to say, no matter how someone says it.

[quality]

Do you think one legged strippers are hot? Seriously truth? You think that’s good?

The how you say it thing is true, but to a point. That only goes so far. By that logic you could say something about how you’re a racist baby molester, but as long as you say it right it will be attractive.

It’s a creepy way to open a set, they will turn and burn so fast your head will spin. In fact it’s a little offensive. Like an amputee is less then human. I actually opened a girl that was a double amputee. I didn’t know, but when I asked her why she was limping she told me that she was missing one leg, and her other foot, but you know what, she was gorgeous, fun, interesting, and a general pleasure to be around. I would have been proud to spend time with her. I didn’t close her because she was engaged, but we talked for a long time, and I’ve seen her once or twice since then, she’s a catch. I don’t think there would have been anything unethical about being with her.

Probably not the best idea to exploit the disabled in your openers. Just a suggestion. Try this one instead.

“Quick question, I’m on my way out of here, but do you guys think retards look funny when their out of their cages?”

I’m not trying to flame you, honestly, just give a little perspective. Sorry if it comes across as harsh. Were all here to grow. I personally just feel like that’s a horrible idea. You could use the story somewhere, but not in an opener, and not in that context.

[Kr0ssFir3]

Do you think one legged strippers are hot? Seriously truth? You think that’s good?

The how you say it thing is true, but to a point. That only goes so far. By that logic you could say something about how you’re a racist baby molester, but as long as you say it right it will be attractive.

It’s a creepy way to open a set, they will turn and burn so fast your head will spin. In fact it’s a little offensive. Like an amputee is less then human. I actually opened a girl that was a double amputee. I didn’t know, but when I asked her why she was limping she told me that she was missing one leg, and her other foot, but you know what, she was gorgeous, fun, interesting, and a general pleasure to be around. I would have been proud to spend time with her. I didn’t close her because she was engaged, but we talked for a long time, and I’ve seen her once or twice since then, she’s a catch. I don’t think there would have been anything unethical about being with her.

Probably not the best idea to exploit the disabled in your openers. Just a suggestion. Try this one instead.

“Quick question, I’m on my way out of here, but do you guys think retards look funny when their out of their cages?”

I’m not trying to flame you, honestly, just give a little perspective. Sorry if it comes across as harsh. Were all here to grow. I personally just feel like that’s a horrible idea. You could use the story somewhere, but not in an opener, and not in that context.

yeah I see where you are coming from....you make sense, thanks oh where in NC do you live I stay in north raleigh

[-TruTh-]

I would totally have sex with a amputee.

[Splendo]

What about a nugget?

(No armed no legged midget)