-Silver- broke his fucking spine. GG me...

[-Silver-]

So half term is here, starting this monday, and I'm looking forward to a whole week of sarging in packed clubs! So what happens at work today? I slip a frigging disc in my spine! I CAN'T EVEN SIT DOWN! (sigh) The doctor recommends taking it easy, relaxing, and lying down for the next week, taking ibuprofen AND paracetamol together. (are they trying to make me OD? :eek: ) Time to practice the sympathy vote and see how many girls I can get to bring me flowers. How about kino escalation? 'You KNOW you want to touch the weird lump at the base of my spine ;) ' Bah, I'm going to hate this week for sure.

-Silver-

[relics]

I feell ya sliv. i lacerated my tendon and had surgery on thurs. i've got a fuckin cast on my left hand now. its a great open though...


"wanna sign my cast?"

[Metal_Slug]

one word for you. Internet dating.
seriously... just sit at home... use David D's online techniques and 'sarge girls online'... easy.

but that does suck... hope u all the best in your recovery.

[-Silver-]

one word for you. Internet dating.

Well seeing as you're being kind and offering advice, I won't bust on your grammar skills :P Damn, I just did ><

I have thought about checking that route out, but I've never gone down it before. I've always seen internet dating as 'an alternative to real life gaming' if you don't have the balls to approach. Having been on the forum for a while I've noticed a lot of guys do both, with no AA at all in some cases. So sure why not. Any suggestions for sites to use then? I'll see if I can dig up David D's article in the meantime.

Thanks for the support :P And yeh if only I had a cast relics, that would be awesome! I have used 'buy me flowers?' a few times, and actually had one of the girls reply with: 'Are you sure that's what you really want? ;) You can have anything from me.' So pretty damn hilarious all the same!

-Silver-

[relics]

tee hee.

"chronic pain aint so bad, since you're here to make my bed"

[-Silver-]

I've turned this thing into a nice little DHV story:

OMG how did you do that?

I had to lift a car so that a mother could get into the wreckage and save her child after they crashed on the motorway. Screwed my spine up in the process, but I think it was worth it to save it a life, don't you?

WOW! You're ACTUALLY a hero!

This was an msn conversation I had last night. I ended up coming clean in a C/F way almost straight afterwards, simply because the girl knows me and my friends well. But with a complete stranger in a bar... could be golden :P

-Silver-

[10Pin]

Could come off as a little 'braggy' or improbable, don't you think?

If you could get her to work for the material, that could make it more believable IMO:

OMG how did you do that?

Oh, you don't wanna know...;) (don't disqualify, but bait)

Tell me!

Well, I was driving back from drinks with a friend, and...<run routine>

[-Silver-]

Mexx says:
did you really break your spine or are you just being dramatic
-Silver- says:
I slipped a disc, meaning it's part-broken and was poking out at the bottom at the time
-Silver- says:
can't sit dwon which sucks
-Silver- says:
down*
Mexx says:
OW shit that not g d, hope you get better s n. how did you do it
-Silver- says:
thanks for the support
-Silver- says:
i had to lift a car so that a mother could get to her child under the wreckage, after she crashed on the motorway
-Silver- says:
screwed my spine over, but worth it to save a life i think
Mexx says:
bl dy hell actually fucking hell! you should get a medal or something ( and not in a sarcastic way )
-Silver- says:
yeh coz most guys would just stand there...
-Silver- says:
seriously, it isnt that big a deal
Mexx says:
ya they would, most people would have jsut watch it is a big deal

That's a convo from 5 mins ago on msn, shame pasting it cuts out the big flashy exclamation marks she used! Yeh i see what you mean about the 'bragging' thing, but it certainly isn't info i'll offer myself like: Hey guys! Guess what happened!?' I avoid the bragging thing already with the after-comments :P

-Silver-

[Silva]

As a fellow Metal - I feel for you bro... take it easy......

[Odyssey]

If I were you I would rather take advantage of it in a good way rather then pretending something you've not done.

things like a heoric safe on the motorway should come at least in the regional news, so I guess your story's a little doubtfull.

you can be luckt the girls you told this version dug it.

anyway, thing is you're stuck of sarging.

if you can't go to the chicks, let the chicks come to you. ;)
make it a challenge for them to bring something original for you.

OD