DoubleBishop
01-13-2007, 04:03 AM
Hey, So far i know 5 ESP routines, but only 2 which are decent.... Here they are.
ESP 1 - Between 1 and 4
The most simple, think of a number between 1 and 4, usually is 3
ESP 2 - Between 1 and 10
Think of a number between 1 and 10, usually is 7
ESP 3 - Between 1 and 50
This one is a bit harder, usually is in the 30's somewhere, about 50% of the time its 37
ESP 4 - Vegetables
Ok this is one of the more interesting ones, it works on the principal of accessing one side of the brain a fair bit, then quickly changing sides and giving you an answer (you are asking for the first vegetable that comes into your brain, it is morethen likely carrot). Heres the method i have used and has worked successfully 98% of the time.
First right down on a piece of paper carrot, as that is the most likely answer, due to its colour. When you switch sides of the brain, it looks to see the most comforting colour possible. This is orange. And basically the only vegetable which is orange is carrot. Other possibilities are pumpkin and sweet potatoes.
Fire simple mathematical equations at them quickly such as
1+6
2+4
3+8
5+5
6+2
etc.etc
Then say "Ok say 6 over and over again till i say stop" - It does not have to be 6, it can be anything
"STOP, what is the first vegetable that comes into your mind"
If she says carrot - show her the piece of paper
If she says something different - say that she is very unique and that is an amazing quality (and then maybe do a freezeout)
ESP 5 - Grey Elephants in Denmark
I usually only use it if i have failed in a different ESP test, as it is VERY effective.
Think of a number between 1 and 10 - dont tell me
*she says ok*
Times this number by 9
Add the digits of the answer together - This will always result in the answer 9.... so this mathamatical part is foolproof
Subtract 5 from this answer
Convert this answer into a letter, say like A=1, B=2 etc.etc.
Think of a country that starts with this letter (It will more then likely be Denmark, as the only countries which start with the letter D are Denmark, ,Djibouti & Dominica)
Think of an animal that starts with the second letter of this country say from like a circus or something (this will guarantee it is an elephant, otherwise they could choose echidna or emu which is very common for australians)
Think of the colour of this animal
"I just have one more question, have you been drinking much? cause your answer is quite weird, there are no grey elephants in Denmark"... Works like a charm, they always are amazed. HUGE DHV.
Variation on ESP #5
I just thought up of a good variation, many people know the grey elephants in denmark, but do they know the black gorillas in Hungary ;)
Do the normal think of the number between 1 and 10
Times by 9
add digits together
this time subtract 1 instead of 5
think of a country - it will almost be Hungary, if they say hong kong later on, bust them by saying that is not a sovereign state)
Think of a animal that starts with the 4th letter of the country
think of the colour.
Basically it has the same layout but a different answer... This has not been used outside of Australia (outside of Adelaide infact ;))
Post here and i will update the methods.
DoubleBishop
ESP 1 - Between 1 and 4
The most simple, think of a number between 1 and 4, usually is 3
ESP 2 - Between 1 and 10
Think of a number between 1 and 10, usually is 7
ESP 3 - Between 1 and 50
This one is a bit harder, usually is in the 30's somewhere, about 50% of the time its 37
ESP 4 - Vegetables
Ok this is one of the more interesting ones, it works on the principal of accessing one side of the brain a fair bit, then quickly changing sides and giving you an answer (you are asking for the first vegetable that comes into your brain, it is morethen likely carrot). Heres the method i have used and has worked successfully 98% of the time.
First right down on a piece of paper carrot, as that is the most likely answer, due to its colour. When you switch sides of the brain, it looks to see the most comforting colour possible. This is orange. And basically the only vegetable which is orange is carrot. Other possibilities are pumpkin and sweet potatoes.
Fire simple mathematical equations at them quickly such as
1+6
2+4
3+8
5+5
6+2
etc.etc
Then say "Ok say 6 over and over again till i say stop" - It does not have to be 6, it can be anything
"STOP, what is the first vegetable that comes into your mind"
If she says carrot - show her the piece of paper
If she says something different - say that she is very unique and that is an amazing quality (and then maybe do a freezeout)
ESP 5 - Grey Elephants in Denmark
I usually only use it if i have failed in a different ESP test, as it is VERY effective.
Think of a number between 1 and 10 - dont tell me
*she says ok*
Times this number by 9
Add the digits of the answer together - This will always result in the answer 9.... so this mathamatical part is foolproof
Subtract 5 from this answer
Convert this answer into a letter, say like A=1, B=2 etc.etc.
Think of a country that starts with this letter (It will more then likely be Denmark, as the only countries which start with the letter D are Denmark, ,Djibouti & Dominica)
Think of an animal that starts with the second letter of this country say from like a circus or something (this will guarantee it is an elephant, otherwise they could choose echidna or emu which is very common for australians)
Think of the colour of this animal
"I just have one more question, have you been drinking much? cause your answer is quite weird, there are no grey elephants in Denmark"... Works like a charm, they always are amazed. HUGE DHV.
Variation on ESP #5
I just thought up of a good variation, many people know the grey elephants in denmark, but do they know the black gorillas in Hungary ;)
Do the normal think of the number between 1 and 10
Times by 9
add digits together
this time subtract 1 instead of 5
think of a country - it will almost be Hungary, if they say hong kong later on, bust them by saying that is not a sovereign state)
Think of a animal that starts with the 4th letter of the country
think of the colour.
Basically it has the same layout but a different answer... This has not been used outside of Australia (outside of Adelaide infact ;))
Post here and i will update the methods.
DoubleBishop