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Truman
10-10-2008, 10:56 PM
Ok, so I meet two HB 8.5's...they're siamese. We met at a campus club, and they're connected at the waist. Here's the thing, I DHV'd Toward the Obsticle (the left side)whilst negging the target (right side) But the obsticle now likes me!!! Fuck!!!

SO I have a few questions: First of all, If I do f-close, what does that count as, score-wise? 1 f-close or 2?
jadler
10-14-2008, 09:05 PM
haha WHAT?!?!

this belongs on penthouse forum
Awsome
10-14-2008, 09:44 PM
Stop making fake posts.
I don't believe you at all! Siamese HB 8.5's LOL!!!
You should chose both as a double target and obviously f-close both of them.
You have seen the movie called "Stuck on you".
I have to admit this post was funny.
Truman
10-14-2008, 11:17 PM
NO NO NO! You don't understand!

First of all, 8.5 is the sum of both of there ratings...divided by two. Whatever that is. Also, the Obstacle doesn't like me enough to f-close, so having sex with...her other self would be weird. Would it be considered a threesom if half of her was asleep? Or would it be called rape? Threesom or rape?

haha ya this is a fake post lulz
Awsome
10-15-2008, 09:10 AM
LOL :D nice one
Insanity
10-17-2008, 01:34 AM
HAHAHA

Kudos thats a great post!

Certainly gave me a giggle and a good start to the day.