Yet another MSN crash and burn

[Easievibe]

Again, tell me where I fucked up. I know I was pushing it with the copy and paste (it was cos I couldn't be bothered to edit it before pasting and thought it was funny to she if she would notice). By this time I thought I was in damage control and so just kept plowing her with it. All the same I'd like to know how I could have played it properly, what routes I could have taken so I didnt end up Crashing and burning.


I say:

hi

laura says:

hiya

I say:

Hey, we need to talk. (Pause)….I don’t want you to freak
out, but I’m pregnant…

laura says:

hows that happend wat we gonna do

I say:

Earlier when we were thumb
wrestling/hugging/holding hands/etc. neither one of us

was wearing a glove. I’m not blaming you, I was caught
up in the moment too, but now we have to deal with the
consequences of our actions…
laura says:

i know yeah shall we keep it?

I say:

Look, I’m keeping this baby, so you can either take
responsibility for your actions and do the right thing here
or, you can be a dead beat mother. It’s your choice.
laura says:

ill take responsibility then u tough man

I say:

You know, I saw the CUTEST kid today.. I was just rolling by with my friend
Nick, and we see this badass thugged out kid on a skateboard. He's got a black
bandana.. sunglasses.. ripped up jeans, ripped up shirt.. and hightops..
You sent a Buzz!

laura says:

i look after him

laura says:

ha

I say:

are you qualified?

laura says:

yeah

I say:

are you a doley?

laura says:

wtf

I say:

have a new theory about all relationships and what makes
up the ideal one.
First of all you need passion. This is where you have a
physical chemistry with this person, where you feel drawn
to them, you may even feel a warm feeling right here in
your stomach and maybe it spreads all over your body when
you’re with this person… where you can lose track of time
and give yourself completely to this experience…

laura says:

ur good at copy n pastein rnt ya

I say:

Next you need intimacy. This is where you feel an emotional
connection with this person, like you’ve known them before,
and like you were always meant to know this person…
like this was meant to be and where you feel completely
comfortable and close… and you may feel it right here in
your heart…

laura says:

n then?

I say:

il tel you later

I say:

1. Which do you enjoy more? A shower or a warm bath?

laura says:

bath at night shower in the morin....u

I say:

good choices, i like showers cos they are quicker but baths for luxury when i just want to soak and let the wonderful heat caress my naked skin

I say:

laura says:

u got a big bath

I say:

why
I say:

laura says:

room 4 2.... (anyone get this? I didn't)

I say:

i am a robot i dont understand cuturual humour

I say:

I say:

beep

laura says:

wtf u on

I say:

but im waterproof so i can take bathss

laura says:

I say:

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=fiKN6uRsTM0

I say:

ive been putting on a little weight recently

laura says:

oh ryt
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[Flypuncher]

room 4 2 = room for two ( you got a big bath tub )

[Cro]

yeah well, copy and pasting routines like that is just plain silly! You know what you did wrong, jumping from one routine to the next without letting it work its magic.

She caught on to it, and please...it was terrible, you know better !

[Easievibe]

Hehe, slapped hand for me :rolleyes:

[Fervour]

You invested too much in her too. She was giving you..like.. 3 word replies, and you were giving her whole paragraphs. SHe had you eating out of her hand.

It seemed as though she wasn't attracted enough to you to be bothered giving more than an off hand reply to you. When she is attracted, she'll try to keep the conversation going with questions and "so....'s". In the future if you make any progress I'd treat her similarly to how she treated you. Let her lead with the questions. And when asked 'what did you do today' or 'how was your day', your day, no matter how boring it was, was in actual fact totally awesome. Fling a DHV story in there that happened to you that day (even though it may have happened to you ages ago) so she becomes interested, and asks more questions.

[Easievibe]

Thanks for the reply.

[BackintheGame]

You invested too much in her too. She was giving you..like.. 3 word replies, and you were giving her whole paragraphs. SHe had you eating out of her hand.

It seemed as though she wasn't attracted enough to you to be bothered giving more than an off hand reply to you. When she is attracted, she'll try to keep the conversation going with questions and "so....'s". In the future if you make any progress I'd treat her similarly to how she treated you. Let her lead with the questions. And when asked 'what did you do today' or 'how was your day', your day, no matter how boring it was, was in actual fact totally awesome. Fling a DHV story in there that happened to you that day (even though it may have happened to you ages ago) so she becomes interested, and asks more questions.

agree completely.

[-TruTh-]

Room 4 2 definitely could have steam rolled her into a sensual seduction convo... all in all take it as a fun lesson.. :] -- TruTh

[gaash2]

Uh.. What was the point of this super long drawn out random ass conversation? Was the goal to ask her out? If so, why didn't you do it, like, 20 lines earlier?

[-TruTh-]

Uh.. What was the point of this super long drawn out random ass conversation? Was the goal to ask her out? If so, why didn't you do it, like, 20 lines earlier?

Hey now... I have had conversations like this. To uphold the rather sporadic integrity of this mans thread... lets offer value.. -- TruTh

[gaash2]

I did offer value. Online ... GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.


Hey now... I have had conversations like this. To uphold the rather sporadic integrity of this mans thread... lets offer value.. -- TruTh