The Brunette Lesbian opener

[Dadude]

Oke, heres one opener i worked out, and its a real story. :rolleyes:

The ideal set i think it would work in would be a 2 set with a blond and a brunette. but a bigger set would be good also.



The Brunette Lesbian opener - by Dadude

You: Hey guys, i have a question to you: Why are men more afraid to talk to brunette girls than to blondes?

They: blablabla, are they? blablabla

You: well, the reason i ask is, that i was at a birthday party and there was a really beautiful brunette, she even had her pictures published in the FHM, who complained that men are afraid to talk to her at clubs and pubs, because theyd think that she is bitchy and would blow them off. all only because of her hair color - brunette. What do you think of that?

They: Welll blablabla, i think that blablabla.

You: yea, the thing is that because of that she blew off all men for ever, she is a lesbian now, and i really cant blame her, because she now knows the same thing i do: That girls are better in bed, than men ;)

They: :D

And so on.

Feel free, to post different endings to the story, if you think you could make it better.

and hope you can use my material as an opener, or just in the conversation.



Greets from Estonia
Dadude

[Midcen43]

hmmm ok u grounded it an stuff . I dont personally like this one for me but i might think of using it.

An alternate ending could be that you tie with other opener as long as you dont say last statement of her being gay in ur brunette scared approach opener and save that for the ened of this tie in. i didnt create this tie in or anything of that sort...i heard it somewhere but forget where sorry.....

You: "this happened 3 weeks ago and last week I was dating her and stuff but..." Takeaway/FTC "our relationship ended a week ago bcs of something she did. I wonder how u girls feel about this. If a girlfriend kissed another guy wouldnt it be cheating?

THey: "yeaaa bla bla "

You: noww tie this opener with the Lesbian GF cheating on you ..with girl
"well what about if a girlfriend kisses another girl?"
They: "OMG yeaaa thats cheating OR nooo its different!!"
You: (chance to neg answer if they say noo its not cheating) "well she cheated on me/kissed with another girl and i just had to break it off."
They: "OMG..wow that sucks....bla bla bla!!"

my friend this is chick crack certified and will be long. I am not sure if tieing in cheating Lesbian GF with ur Brunette girl scared approach opener is a good idea but it will be CRAACCCKK to them and will give plenty of opportunities to neg/ etc.