Reframe the statement above you

[Limelight]

I think this is from the MM.com forum but it's a funny idea, so we could do it here as well:

I'll post a shit test and the next person will reframe it and post a new shit test.

Something like this:
Shit test: Do you think that woman over there is sexy?

Reframe:Why? Should I hook you up?

So lets try it.

Shit test: Buy me a drink!

[Matador]

shit-test response: come on...is that your best pickup line?

[TripleSeven]

Matador, you broke the chain!

Shit Test: So.. you're here alone?

[steini]

Shit Test: So.. you're here alone?

What??? Are you trying to pull me home??? *shocked face*

or:

Yea, like Pinoccio...

shit test: "Let's just be friends"

[*** Mathew Stone ***]

Shit test response.

Me:I'm sorry?
you: So you're here alone?
Me: No, no, I heard you, i'm... just... sorry.

Shit test: Bro, your wife called, she wants to know when you're going to turn the heat back on?

[Limelight]

Shit test response.

Me:I'm sorry?
you: So you're here alone?
Me: No, no, I heard you, i'm... just... sorry.

Shit test: Bro, your wife called, she wants to know when you're going to turn the heat back on?
Assuming that comes from a guy :D

reframe: Tell her right after I finished business with your wife...

Shit test: You're kinda weird.

[steini]

Shit test: You're kinda weird.

answer: "so what's it you like about weird guys?"
or
answer: "thanks, so anyway ... as I was saying... blabla

shittest: "You wanna go to my place?"

[silk_elite]

shittest: "You wanna go to my place?"

Answer : respekt (respect ali g style)

SHITTEST: I don't usually date short guys.

[Crash]

SHITTEST: I don't usually date short guys.

Answer: me neither.

Shittest: Will you buy me a drink now?

[steini]

Shittest: Will you buy me a drink now?


Answer: "you buy first round"
or the classic: "I don't buy girls drinks"

Shittest: "Let's just be friends"

[TripleSeven]

Answer: "you buy first round"
or the classic: "I don't buy girls drinks"

Shittest: "Let's just be friends"

Answer: You read my mind, I don't date girls like you.

Shit test: Are you a virgin?

[Crash]

Shit test: Are you a virgin?

Answer: pff. of course i am. aren't you??

or "yes. *totally serious* ever since i'm 14."

or "yeah..you wanna be first to deflower me? omg you're awesome. i love you"


Shittest: i only date rich guys. you're rich, right?

[Xander]

Shittest: I only date rich guys. you're rich right?

Answer: Totally I just added a new wing to my cardboard box.

Shittest: Are you hitting on me?

[Smurk]

answer: Now i am..*smack arm playfully*

Shittest: Why are you so short?

[Sonic]

Shit-Test: Why are you so short?

Reframe: Are you that shallow?

Shit-Test: You're not my type!

[sharpshooterPUA]

Shit-Test: You're not my type!

Reframe: Oh my god!!! thanks for telling me. You just saved me 5 minutes from talking to you. You're not like other girls, i like you. HIGH FIVE!!!!!

Shit-Test: You're so rude.

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit-Test: You're so rude.

Thanks for noticing.

Shit test: Where are you from?

[Sonic]

Shit-Test: Where are you from?

Reframe: Have a guess?

Shit-Test: I don't talk to strangers!

[TripleSeven]

Shit-Test: Where are you from?

Reframe: Have a guess?

Shit-Test: I don't talk to strangers!

Reframe: But I have candy.

Shit test: You're how many years older than me!?

[Sonic]

Shit test: You're how many years older than me!?

Reframe: how much faster can you run than me?!

Shit-Test: I thought you're not coming back!

[Mastery]

Shit-Test: I thought you're not coming back!

Sorry to have kept you waiting.

(Someone please help post the next shit-test, I can't think of one right now that hasn't already been posted)

[nForce]

Shittest: No disrespect but your breathe really smells, and I'm trying to have a convo with my friend, we havent seen each other for years, nice meetin you

[Sonic]

Shit-test:No disrespect but your breathe really smells, and I'm trying to have a convo with my friend, we havent seen each other for years, nice meetin you

Reframe: You sell sea shells??? Thanks love :D ...So How do you guys know each other?

Shit-test: Are you always this pushy?

[Greystoke]

REFRAME - Only around boring girls.

SHIT TEST - I need a boyfriend.

[Bil]

REFRAME - Only around boring girls.

SHIT TEST - I need a boyfriend.

Reframe: Yeah that guy over there is hot lets go chat him up for you (point to ugly guy)

Reframe: Shame I am gay.

SHIT TEST - You are a bit too close for comfort.

[Panache]

SHITEST: Your a bit 2 close 4 comfort

REFRAME: Hey, I'm just being friendly, don't get any ideas.

SHITEST: I only find tall guys attractive. (i.e. you are shorter then her)

[Sonic]

shit-test: I only find tall guys attractive. (i.e. you are shorter then her)

Reframe: Does that mean you find shorter guys more attractive?

Shit-test: You're a cheat!

[Tha Gangsta]

Response: I learn from the best (slight hand motion in her direction) (takes sip of drink)

Shit-test: You wanna meet my friend?

[TripleSeven]

Response: I learn from the best (slight hand motion in her direction) (takes sip of drink)

Shit-test: You wanna meet my friend?

Response: Have you met my friend? This is James, remember the make 7 up-yours! ads? Yeah, he was responsible for those. (If there's a nearby friend and you're currently on the obstacle)

or

Are they as socially well-adjusted as you are? (Add sarcasm for flavor)

Shit-test: Are you gay?

[Crash]

Shittest: are you gay?

Answer: only when i'm drunk/sober (depends if you're drunk or sober)

Shittest: you're too young.

[Limelight]

Shittest: are you gay?

Answer: only when i'm drunk/sober (depends if you're drunk or sober)

Shittest: you're too young.

reframe: Nah, you're too old.

shittest: Don't you have any friends to whom you can talk?

[strypes]

reframe: Nah, you're too old.

shittest: Don't you have any friends to whom you can talk?

Reframe: Yep! They're over at the other side of the room, but they talk all day but I like your antagonistic attitude..

Shittest: I prefer being single.

[daredevil]

Shittest: I prefer being single.

Reframe: It's okay, even the greatest girls sometimes don't have boyfriends.


Shit-test: You're balding!

[Crash]

Shittest: you're balding.
reframe: no, i'm not a baldwin, but nice guess.

Shittest: do i know you?

[Sonic]

Shit Test: do i know you?

Reframe: Do you watch TV?

Shit Test: You don't love me anymore?

[Sovereign]

Shit Test: You don't love me anymore?

Reframe: After all we've been through, I just don't know if I can feel love for anyone anymore.....I'm gonna need a moment here.

OR

Why? So I can come home and find you in bed with some guy with a handlebar mustache again? No thanks...I've learned my lesson.

Shit test: Awwww, you like me, don't you? How cute!

[JCMoney]

"Awww you like me don't you? How cute."
response: give her the "you've got to be kidding" look.....then say "I'll let u think so if it makes you feel better." and move on



shit test: "Are you gay?"

response: "Yes, I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body."
-or-
"I would be if I could stop having sex with women."

I usually say it with a very serious, but overly dramatic tone/voice/face.


Shit test: I don't understand what you're saying.

[Dr. Zeus]

Response: Looks like those English as a Second Language classes aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Shit test: (She places her hand over her chest when she leans over so you can't see down her shirt)

[RobLaughter]

Shit test: (She places her hand over her chest when she leans over so you can't see down her shirt)

Response: Ignore it. It's a habit, not a shit test. Unless of course she's looking straight into your eyes expectantly as she leans forward.

Shit Test: "You know we're not having sex tonight, right?"

[Mojo]

Shit Test: "You know we're not having sex tonight, right?"

Answer: "What makes you think we were? Get your mind out of the gutter" (said with a mischieveous smile)

or pace her reality

Answer: "uh hu, we should not have sex tonight" *continue to make out and escalate to full f-close*


Shit Test: "Hmmm, a lot of guys use this tatoo to hit on me" *points to tatoo on shoulder*
(said about 30 minutes into initial opening where you had used the tatoo to open)

[Dantes]

Shit Test: "Hmmm, a lot of guys use this tatoo to hit on me" *points to tatoo on shoulder*
(said about 30 minutes into initial opening where you had used the tatoo to open)

Reframe 1: Really? I think a lot of people get tattoos for the attention.

Reframe 2: Really? Guys hit on you for that? I figured you would get more lesbians.

Reframe 3: That's funny you should say that I talked to another girl last week with that exact same tattoo.

Shit Test: Why do you wear so many rings? (I normally wear 4) Why do you wear rings?

[Biggie]

Shit Test: Why do you wear so many rings? (I normally wear 4) Why do you wear rings?

Look at her with a "whatever" face, so u into oranges (basically ignoring her shittest)

ST: Are you a player?

[Mojo]

ST: Are you a player?

Answer: Yes


Shit Test: When was the last time you had sex (said after you f-closed her on your bed. Also, the last time you had sex was in that same bed the night before. This happens to me occasionally :)

[Mastery]

Shit Test: When was the last time you had sex (said after you f-closed her on your bed. Also, the last time you had sex was in that same bed the night before. This happens to me occasionally :)

Answer: I'm a virgin... are you trying to seduce me?

Shit test: (when she sees you with lots of guys) Are you guys here to prey on women?

[DarkPrince]

Shit test: (when she sees you with lots of guys) Are you guys here to prey on women?

Reframe: No we are here to keep each other away from sexual predators like you ;-)

Shit test: (out of Randomness) We are only friends, thats all that we will ever be!(this is in front of all her friends, and your not even trying to hit on her)

[DoubleBishop]

Reframe: You think i am hitting on you? Your very pretty, but your not my type.

Shit test: Your to young for me.

[Style]

Reframe: You think i am hitting on you? Your very pretty, but your not my type.

Shit test: Your to young for me.

Reply: Dont worry about, I like older women.

Shit Test: When are you going to cut your hair?

[DoubleBishop]

Reply: Dont worry, i've just joined the rastafarian's, i dont cut my hair.

Someone think up of a shit test, my minds gone blank.

[Lyle Stone]

Bishop, you're lazy... anyways

Shit test: You need to cut your hair,

Reframe: You know why we would never get along? We're too similar. You wouuldn't take my shit, and I totally wouldn't take your shit. Being with you would be like locking myself in a room with me, and if that ever happened I would pull my hair out, so what I'm saying is, if we hung out, I'd go bald!

Shit test: Are you one of those pick up guys?

[smoothlatinkid]

Shit Test: When are you going to cut your hair?

Reframe: Wow....first you're staring at my ass, now you want to cut my hair and play with me like I'm your little dress up doll? I won't be objectified. My eyes are UP HERE.

Shit test: Are you always so presumptuous?

[smoothlatinkid]

Shit test: Are you one of those pick up guys?

REFRAME: You mean guys that let themselves get picked up? We just met! I'm so not that easy.

SHIT TEST: You're not my type.

[DoubleBishop]

BTW i am pretty lazy, you got that bit right ;)

REPLY: it would be presuptious to presume that i was presumptious. dont you realise that you're contradicting yourself?

SHITTEST: i'm just getting over a breakup. i'm not in the mood.

[Mastery]

Woah, we're doing multiple threads here :)

SHIT TEST: You're not my type.

I'm glad you realize you have no chance with me.

SHITTEST: i'm just getting over a breakup. i'm not in the mood.

Great! Then I don't have to worry about you seducing me.

SHITTEST: Sorry, I'm feeling anti-social tonight.

[DarkPrince]

SHITTEST: Sorry, I'm feeling anti-social tonight.

Re-frame: Havn't you heard? opposites Attract! (yes this is the best i could come up with)

Shit Test: I think my boobs grew, look, Haven't they grown?

[Utah]

response: mmm, well considering I've only just met you its hard to tell. So, tell you what, I'll give you my email address and perhaps you can send through a few before and after shots?...all in the name of science of course;-)

ST: (after a DHV like the ring routine) bullshit!

[TheCoolerKing]

"Ya, careful not to step in it, hun."
Go right into next routine.

Shit-test: I'm about to leave.

[DoubleBishop]

Reply: Thats fine, this will only take a minute

ShitTest: Tell me how you did that *insert ESP here* or Do more magic

[Diebold]

ShitTest: Tell me how you did that *insert ESP here* or Do more magic

REFRAME: Don't things FEEL better where there is some mysteriousness involved?
(or throw in a Titty-Punch Neg™ :) )

Shittest: Why are you talking to me?

[Jack Tripper]

REFRAME: Don't things FEEL better where there is some mysteriousness involved?
(or throw in a Titty-Punch Neg™ :) )

Shittest: Why are you talking to me?

Shittest: Why are you talking to me?

Reply: It doesnt matter either way what you're answer is. Im just being polite, dont flatter yourself...you're SO not my type ;)

[DoubleBishop]

Shittest: (after rejoining their group later, you met them earlier that night) so whats my name?

[DarkPrince]

Shittest: (after rejoining their group later, you met them earlier that night) so whats my name?
Reframe:It dont matter, ill just call you Tweedle-dum ( Yes i took it from Mystery! I used it and people liked it :P)

Shit-test: So i just broke up with my BF during the weekend! ( I failed this with a model, she was a classmate)

[crypticfox]

Shit-test: So i just broke up with my BF during the weekend! ( I failed this with a model, she was a classmate)

Reframe: *quickly pick out a master AFC* omg this guy over here is perfect for you...you should go talk to him!

Shit-test: Hey didn't you message me on myspace? You're one of those myspace guys.

[Crash]

answer: haha, you use myspace? what are you, 12?

shittest: fuck off, asshole!

[brainfreez]

shit test: Fuck off, Asshole!

Reply: have you seen the movie? (works better with 'fuck you, asshole' , 'fucking asshole' etc)

Shit test: I broke up with my boyfriend this weekend.

Reply: I broke up with my myspace girlfriend too. We were just about to exchange the second photo too. It broke my heart.

(I came up with this TODAY in an MSN convo, makes fun of her situation)

SHIT TEST: Friend is eye coding HB, cock-blocking (original reply please)

[Lyle Stone]

SHIT TEST: Friend is eye coding HB, cock-blocking (original reply please)

Response: And... back to me (stacks into routine)


Shit test: Why are you wearing those sunglasses, is it bright in here?
(no ninja response)

[Sonic]

SHIT TEST: Friend is eye coding HB, cock-blocking (original reply please)

Reframe: Yo, you've got a ....(point to nose) or handout a tissue and point to nose..

Shit Test: Can you do my math homework?

[JCMoney]

SHIT TEST: Friend is eye coding HB, cock-blocking (original reply please)

Response: And... back to me (stacks into routine)


Shit test: Why are you wearing those sunglasses, is it bright in here?
(no ninja response)



"Why ARENT you wearing any? Didn't u know all the cool kids are doing it?" ... move on



Shit test: I've been calling her "trouble" or a "trouble-maker"/etc. most of the interaction and she just throws in that she's "not trouble" or "doesnt start trouble". Not really a shit test, but I'd just like something clever to respond with to DHV or make her qualify.

[Crash]

depends, i've once told an lse girl she's trouble when she was hesitating to give me her number. she called me the next night at 1am kinda tipsy asking "why did you say that?". so do this to girls who have higher self esteem.

reframe: "yes you are. a pretty good troublemaker even so."
if she says "no i'm not" you can say "see? causing trouble already. wonder what else you're good at"

shittest: what's wrong with your hair?

[JCMoney]

depends, i've once told an lse girl she's trouble when she was hesitating to give me her number. she called me the next night at 1am kinda tipsy asking "why did you say that?". so do this to girls who have higher self esteem.

reframe: "yes you are. a pretty good troublemaker even so."
if she says "no i'm not" you can say "see? causing trouble already. wonder what else you're good at"

shittest: what's wrong with your hair?


I'd probably give a quick one-liner and go right into a neg:
"Lots of things. Is that your real hair color?"
Her: "yes/no"
"Oh, well it looks good anyway."

The typical nails/hair neg. U brushed off her comment, then directly negged her to punish her for the shit test.

You could possibly do a DHV to this shit test too, but im kinda shaky on this one:
"Well everytime I'm out it seems like girls always want to play with my hair and mess it up, so I just gave up on styling it." ...move on to a neg
Shows you're surround by women when ur out (preselection) and all women know that if they start messing with/playing with your hair that it's flirting.

[blade18rivers]

Shit test: What's wrong with your hair?
Response: What's wrong with your eyes?

Shit test: Can't you see we're trying to talk here?! (Failed this one the other night...)

[Tantric]

Shit test: Can't you see we're trying to talk here?! (Failed this one the other night...)

Response: "And this is relevant....how?"

Shit Test: "Are you doing with your life what you wanted to do as a little kid?"

[strypes]

Response: "And this is relevant....how?"

Shit Test: "Are you doing with your life what you wanted to do as a little kid?"

Reframe: Yep! I love small girls!

Shit Test: This feels weird! I have a boyfriend. (twice in two consequetive sarges, gotta find a way!)

[RobLaughter]

Reframe: Yep! I love small girls!

Shit Test: This feels weird! I have a boyfriend. (twice in two consequetive sarges, gotta find a way!)

Response: That's nice... so anyway...

Shit test: SHOW ME A MAGIC TRICK!!!

[crypticfox]

Response: That's nice... so anyway...

Shit test: SHOW ME A MAGIC TRICK!!!

Reframe: Where's your mute button?

Shit-test: *Girl pretends not to hear you and talks very loudly to her friend about something unrelated*

[Crash]

i'm guessing she does that during your approach

reframe: "eww you have a nasty green thing on your back" *removing it* - gone. in what dirty places are you girls hanging out? don't tell me, i don't wanna know."

that'll get her attention.

shittest: my boyfriend is right over there!

[Yoda]

i'm guessing she does that during your approach

reframe: "eww you have a nasty green thing on your back" *removing it* - gone. in what dirty places are you girls hanging out? don't tell me, i don't wanna know."

that'll get her attention.

shittest: my boyfriend is right over there!

reframe: can he cook?

shit test: oooh, don't you think that guy is sooo cute?

[Dr. Zeus]

shit test: oooh, don't you think that guy is sooo cute?

Reframe: I bet he smells good too.

Shit test: We're having girl's night out. No guys allowed.

[strypes]

Reframe: I bet he smells good too.

Shit test: We're having girl's night out. No guys allowed.

Reframe: Yep! So are we!

Shit test: Do you say that to every girl?

[Maverick]

Reframe: Yep! So are we!

Shit test: Do you say that to every girl?

Yup, is it working yet?

Shit test: OMG! You read the book THE GAME!!!!

[blade18rivers]

I was sarging at a mall and I approached a 3 set Germans...

Blade Rivers: Hey guys! Just a quick question before I go back to my friends... Is it OK if you're boyfriend is still friends with his ex?
German HB: If my boyfriend is still friends with his ex, I'm gonna hit him with this! (Flashed a hardcover German version of the book "The Game")

It caught me off guard. I was just so stunned I went completely blank and ejected. I knew I should've done something more... That's lesson learned.

This one I got from Style...

Shit test: OMG! You read the book called "The Game"!
Blade Rivers: Yeah! My friend Neil Strauss wrote it. What do you think of it?



Shit test: Why don't you go back to your friends?

[tannhauser]

Shit test: Why don't you go back to your friends?


Tannhauser: Awesome, high-five (slap) of course we can go back to being just friends.

Shit test: what made you come talk to me

~Randolph Tannhauser

[Sovereign]

"I lost a bet"

Shit test: "Do women actually fall for this routine??"

[Tha Gangsta]

"I lost a bet"

Shit test: "Do women actually fall for this routine??"

Reframe: Didn't you?

Shit test: We don't do that kind of thing (in response to putting your arm around her friend).

[Scarface]

Shit test: We don't do that kind of thing (in response to putting your arm around her friend).

You: Well, it's all she's getting... I'm not some piece of meat you know... God, you girls think of only one thing. Get to know me as a person first, for chist sakes.

Shittest: Who the fuck are you?

[Suspect]

Shit test: "Who the fuck are you?"

Reframe: (address to group) "Whoa, her first time out in public?" / cut thread

Shit Test: "Well it was nice talking to you" polite smile, waits for you to leave

[Yoda]

Response: You going someplace?

Shit test: So what made you decide to ask us? (in response to your opener)

[DarkPrince]

Response: You going someplace?

Shit test: So what made you decide to ask us? (in response to your opener)

Reframe: you guys looked like the intellectual type.

shit test: Me "how would you rate yourself as a kisser", her: "blah" Me: "lets find out " her :*blocks* " lets not"... me *awkword moment* " how about them braves"

the shit test being.. the response after the block.

[Crash]

answer: "hmm. *pause while looking at her face* nope, can't see an eight there (or whatever number she said). you're probably a.."pause"..nevermind, so..*another thread*"

Shittest (upon approach): do i know you?

[crypticfox]

answer: "hmm. *pause while looking at her face* nope, can't see an eight there (or whatever number she said). you're probably a.."pause"..nevermind, so..*another thread*"

Shittest (upon approach): do i know you?

Response: probably. *next thread...*

Shit test: "We don't want you here... fucking leave before I hit you." hahahaha

[DarkPrince]

Shit test: "We don't want you here... fucking leave before I hit you." hahahaha

Reframe: "bitch, get back in the kitchen"

Shit test: "Why would I care?"

[Suspect]

Shit test: "Why would I care?"

Reframe: *keep talking uninterrupted with a finger up to her shshing her without looking towards her or aknowledging her in any way*

Shit Test: Yeah... cool... (looking around room)

[crypticfox]

Reframe: "bitch, get back in the kitchen"

Ok that's hilarious... but I hope you're not serious. lol!

[Godhand]

Reframe: *keep talking uninterrupted with a finger up to her shshing her without looking towards her or aknowledging her in any way*

Shit Test: Yeah... cool... (looking around room)

Reframe: Now THAT woman over there is the real deal. I can see why you look so nervous. (while looking in the same general direction as her)

Shit Test: You want a VIP couch dance? They're only $125 and come with a bottle of chapaigne....

[Crash]

reframe: you wanna make me drunk?

shittest: i don't fuck losers!

[Suspect]

shittest: i don't fuck losers!

Reframe: Whoa somebody has a guilty conscience

Shittest: What was your name? Ryan... no... Eric... Whatever

[DarkPrince]

Cryptfox: Yes Ive said that before, Espacially to girls with big Ego. Also the Phrase cock slap comes to mind. It took me a while to get comfortable saying these girls, and the results were not as bad as you might think. I think of it this way, Anything i tell my boys i can tell the girls, Treat them as one of the guys

Crash:
shittest: i don't fuck losers!
Reframe: than you should have stoped masterbaiting a while back. ^_^

Suspect:
Shittest: What was your name? Ryan... no... Eric... Whatever
Reframe: Dont worry about it, I forgot your name right after you told me it.


Shit test:I heard that line not only 2 days ago!

[Tha Gangsta]

Shit test: I heard that line not only 2 days ago!
Reframe: I see my robots got to you first.

Shit test: And I care because...?

[Cedar]

Shit test: And I care because...?

OMG, I LOVE how this girl keeps trying to get in my pants. *pull her close* What she needs is a nice guy to buy her flowers. C'mon, lets find one. *grab her hand, merge her into another set* She is THE SHIT in bed, but my gf's getting suspicious. *another big hug* Who wants a piece of this?

[I'm an asshole. But I'm fun.]

[TheCoolerKing]

OMG, I LOVE how this girl keeps trying to get in my pants. *pull her close* What she needs is a nice guy to buy her flowers. C'mon, lets find one. *grab her hand, merge her into another set* She is THE SHIT in bed, but my gf's getting suspicious. *another big hug* Who wants a piece of this?

[I'm an asshole. But I'm fun.]

wtf?


Let me start this back up...


Shit-test: Right in the middle of a routine she says "Bye-bye" while waving good-bye.

[sunn69y]

Shit-test: Right in the middle of a routine she says "Bye-bye" while waving good-bye.

Reply-Wow (looking bemused)l was trying to start a Little conversation b4 I mentioned it but you've got this booger hanging from your nose.

Shit-test: (looking at your small feet) is it true about what they say about mens feet being the same size as their penis (I'm size 10....ok I lied 9 no really 8:cool: )

[bugsy111]

Shit-test: (looking at your small feet) is it true about what they say about mens feet being the same size as their penis (I'm size 10....ok I lied 9 no really 8:cool: )


Reply- Only 1 way to find out. Measure ya dads feet! (Awww)

Shit-test: Hey, I only drink champagne

[SpeedRevolver]

Reply- Only 1 way to find out. Measure ya dads feet! (Awww)

Shit-test: Hey, I only drink champagne

TEST: Hey, I only drink champagne
Response: Wow... you trying to get me drunk? So you can take advantage of me? Cuz that aint happening sister... (Smile)

ShitTest: Are you gay?

[Tyler Durden]

TEST: Hey, I only drink champagne
Response: Wow... you trying to get me drunk? So you can take advantage of me? Cuz that aint happening sister... (Smile)

ShitTest: Are you gay?

Yeah, I'm so gay. But I'm still attracted to you. Isn't that weird? You aren't a guy, are you?

Shit test:
You remind me of my brother.

I want to see how you guys reframe that. The best answer will get an extra smiley from me :D

[Superfreak]

Yeah, I'm so gay. But I'm still attracted to you. Isn't that weird? You aren't a guy, are you?

Shit test:
You remind me of my brother.

I want to see how you guys reframe that. The best answer will get an extra smiley from me :D

Its ok I am from the south

Shit test:

the shits getting deep in here

[Tyler Durden]

Its ok I am from the south


Not bad dude. Any other offers?

[sunn69y]

Shit test:

the shits getting deep in here

Reply-have you checked your shoes (ha made you look-then walk away)

Shit test: No words (she just hands you a breath mint)

[Vincent Chase]

No Shit. I remind you of your brother? *arm around TD* I like this guy already, We're going to be great friends. So anyways, did you guys catch American Idol?

[Tyler Durden]

No Shit. I remind you of your brother? *arm around TD* I like this guy already, We're going to be great friends. So anyways, did you guys catch American Idol?
Here is your prize my young Yedi:
http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys3/bdaybiggrin.gif

[Vincent Chase]

Here is your prize my young Yedi:
http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys3/bdaybiggrin.gif

Whoa, that's it? I thought you said EXTRA smileys... Fuck this, I'm going to McDonalds. Least their Happy meals do the trick.:p

[Vincent Chase]

Shit test:

the shits getting deep in here

Reply-have you checked your shoes (ha made you look-then walk away)

Shit test: No words (she just hands you a breath mint)

I already had a Pringle today, I'm watching my calories... sorry.

[Vincent Chase]

Shit test:

You'd be perfect for my best friend!

[Dr. Zeus]

No shit, I was just thinking the exact same thing. We should hang out some time... You can help me pick up chicks. Wait a minute, you're not into girls are you? Because you're kind of cute. I don't need any added competition. Ah hell, that's alright. I don't mind taking sloppy seconds.

Shit test: Shouldn't you be getting back to your friends?

[Vincent Chase]

Jerk... My mother died when I was 12, how dare you talk about her like that...

Wow, IS THERE ANYONE IN THE BAR WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR?! Maybe A Doctor? We need to check this womans pulse! Moving on *to the rest of the set* Let's just ignore her for a second.


Shit test: Do you have to stand so close?

[Ryder]

"Shit test: Do you have to stand so close?"

Why, do you have bad breath? You know, I wasnt gunna say anything, but...

[Ryder]

Shit test: Why dont you go ask someone with a lower IQ?

(I use this when Im feelin like an arsehole sometimes!)

[Stigmata]

auhuahuhauha lower than yours ?!? baby i think that´s impossible


shit test :

Look !! Im not going to kiss you, now get lost

[blade18rivers]

Shit test: You look like my brother!
Response: And you're my bratty little sister! (Then proceed with role playing...)

Shit test: Why don't you talk to someone with low IQ?
Response: Is that so? OK, then... Why did the chicken cross the road? I guess that's too intellectual for you...(Turn to her friends) Tell me guys...

Shit test: I'm not gonna kiss you! Now get lost!
Response: What made you think you could? Ah Lost! Yeah I got it! (Turn to her friends...And talk about "Lost" the TV series...)

Shit test: I appreciate the courage but you're trying to pick-up the wrong girls baby...We're too good for you.

[crypticfox]

Shit test: I appreciate the courage but you're trying to pick-up the wrong girls baby...We're too good for you.

Reframe: Oh I love that movie!!! Oh my god I can't believe you've seen it... remind me to stay away from you! hey have you guys seen blah blah...?

Shit-test: The gay bar is down the street, fag.

[blade18rivers]

Shit test: The gay bar is down the street, fag!
Response: Oh really?! How'd you know? Heeeey! You almost fooled me! How much did it cost you to get that operation? It looks real!


Shit test: Talk to the hand! (flashes her hand infront of you)

[Godhand]

Reframe: Oh I love that movie!!! Oh my god I can't believe you've seen it... remind me to stay away from you! hey have you guys seen blah blah...?

Shit-test: The gay bar is down the street, fag.

Response: (Look over left shoulder, then look over right shoulder, then back at her) I don't see your father around, he seems to have already left. Now, fetch me a drink...(throw some one dollar bills in her face).

Shit Test: What kind of car do you drive?

[Godhand]

Shit test: The gay bar is down the street, fag!
Response: Oh really?! How'd you know? Heeeey! You almost fooled me! How much did it cost you to get that operation? It looks real!


Shit test: Talk to the hand! (flashes her hand infront of you)

Response: (Spit on the hand)

Shit test: You ain't no baller!

[Stigmata]

Shit Test: What kind of car do you drive?
WTF ?? AUHUAHUHAUHA did you actually think I´d fuck you inside my car ?? you´re unbelievable


shit test: What´s wrong with your face ?!?

[crypticfox]

Shit Test: What kind of car do you drive?
WTF ?? AUHUAHUHAUHA did you actually think I´d fuck you inside my car ?? you´re unbelievable


shit test: What´s wrong with your face ?!?

reframe: I have a bad case of Immus Exybitchitis. The doctors tell me it's terminal. *frown then smile*

-or-

What's wrong with your mouth?

shittest: Didn't you try to pick me up last week?

[Valentine]

Shit Test: What kind of car do you drive?
WTF ?? AUHUAHUHAUHA did you actually think I´d fuck you inside my car ?? you´re unbelievable


shit test: What´s wrong with your face ?!?

Response: OMG Get the hell out of here! you just read my mind!!


Shit test: I've been warned about you by (insert name here)...

.

[Valentine]

reframe: I have a bad case of Immus Exybitchitis. The doctors tell me it's terminal. *frown then smile*

-or-

What's wrong with your mouth?

shittest: Didn't you try to pick me up last week?


Response: Are you implying that I'm trying to pick you up now (frowning)?

Shit test: I've been warned about you by (insert name here)...

[crypticfox]

Response: Are you implying that I'm trying to pick you up now (frowning)?

Shit test: I've been warned about you by (insert name here)...

Reframe: Awesome! That means I don't have to worry about you hitting on me!

Shit-test: You dress weird.

[Ryder]

"Shit-test: You dress weird."

Yeah, well I left my cat suit in the wash and this is all I could find

Shit test: Did you mean for your hair to look like that?

[Crash]

Response: yes i did. (honest, unreactive reply, good eye contact, with a facial expression that says "have you got something to say about that?")

shittest: your minute is up. (after time constraint)

[crypticfox]

Response: yes i did. (honest, unreactive reply, good eye contact, with a facial expression that says "have you got something to say about that?")

shittest: your minute is up. (after time constraint)


reframe: No worries, I'm the leader of my group. (assuming the FTC involved friends)

shit-test: Shouldn't you be cleaning toilets or something?

(I'm having to get creative here! haha)

[Suspect]

reframe: No worries, I'm the leader of my group. (assuming the FTC involved friends)

shit-test: Shouldn't you be cleaning toilets or something?

(I'm having to get creative here! haha)

Reframe: OMG you totally read my mind! I wont be home tomorrow between 8 and 12, so you can come then I'll leave a key under the mat. Get the shower too I'll give you a few bucks extra

Shit Test: That was mean! Who the hell do you think you are?

[Stigmata]

Shit Test: That was mean! Who the hell do you think you are?

auhauhuha I think we´ve got a drama queen here. What´s the matter ? daddy didn´t give you that poney you wanted for your sweet sixteen party ??



Shit test: Are you always like this ?? or just when you´re trying to pick up chicks ?

[crypticfox]

Shit Test: That was mean! Who the hell do you think you are?

auhauhuha I think we´ve got a drama queen here. What´s the matter ? daddy didn´t give you that poney you wanted for your sweet sixteen party ??



Shit test: Are you always like this ?? or just when you´re trying to pick up chicks ?

Reframe: No... *long pause in thought* I'm pretty much always a rock star. ZING!

Shit-test: *sniff* Did you fart?

(hahaha, I made myself laugh)

[bugsy111]

Shit-test: *sniff* Did you fart?

(hahaha, I made myself laugh)

Reframe - *sniff* What perfume are you wearing?

Shit-test: Your friend is sooo cute!

[Sonic]

Shit-test: Your friend is sooo cute!

Reframe: waw(*) Are you into 3somes?

Shit Test: How come you don't have a girlfriend Mr?

[crypticfox]

Shit-test: Your friend is sooo cute!

Reframe: waw(*) Are you into 3somes?

Shit Test: How come you don't have a girlfriend Mr?

Reframe: Nobody said I didn't.

Shit-test: Can I borrow your straw?

[Dr. Zeus]

Reframe: Nobody said I didn't.

Shit-test: Can I borrow your straw?

After I'm done with it.

Shit test: I"m going home ALONE.

[crypticfox]

After I'm done with it.

Shit test: I"m going home ALONE.

Reframe: So I don't have to worry about you hitting on me then... promise?

Shit-test: My boyfriend is about twice your size and he'll be back in a minute.

[blade18rivers]

Reframe: So I don't have to worry about you hitting on me then... promise?

Shit-test: My boyfriend is about twice your size and he'll be back in a minute.

Response: Oh really?! Can he cook though?

Shit test: You look like ET. What planet did you come from?

[crypticfox]

Response: Oh really?! Can he cook though?

Shit test: You look like ET. What planet did you come from?

Reframe: I know you are but what am I?

Shit-test: I dropped my wallet, grab it for me.

[Valentine]

Reframe: I know you are but what am I?

Shit-test: I dropped my wallet, grab it for me.


Reframe: Why? So you can check out my cleavage?? Nice try!

Shit Test: You're creepy.

[crypticfox]

Reframe: Get to know me a little before you hit on me, jeez.

Shit-test: Your friends are weird.

[DarkPrince]

Shit-test: Your friends are weird.

Reframe: They are just a bunch of Very interisting people, And the best. If you roll with me you must have something good about you. Tell me, What 3 things about you would make me wanna get to know you better?


Shit-test: *turns her back while your talking and walks off*

[Sonic]

Shit-test: *turns her back while your talking and walks off*

Reframe: HEY! You dropped ....something(point to ground) and BAM(*) claw her into you.

Shit-Test: I'm not cheap u know!

[Crash]

Reframe: Don't worry, I'm rich, i can afford it.

Shittest: has this line ever worked for you?

[Groom]

Response: you are about the 300th person it worked on.

Shittest: Nothing will ever happen between us

[Bil]

Response: you are about the 300th person it worked on.

Shittest: Nothing will ever happen between us

Re-Frame: Good I should bloody well hope so too!

Shittest: You are such a player

[crypticfox]

Re-Frame: Good I should bloody well hope so too!

Shittest: You are such a player

Reframe: ...thanks!

Shit-test: a girl pours her drink on you.

[blade18rivers]

Reframe: ...thanks!

Shit-test: a girl pours her drink on you.

Response: (Big smile) Aaah! I see that's the customary greeting in this part of the world! (Pour your drink on her!) Pleased to meet you. (Big smile.)

Shit test: Here's ten cents, buy yourself somebody else to talk to.

[Crash]

reframe: *magic trick where you hand over the coin to your other hand and act like you're gonna give it back to her* "keep it. *empty hand pops open* omg you fell for that how cute is that?"

shittest: are you a nerd?

[Sonic]

Shit Test: are you a nerd?
Reframe: Can you see any commonalities between us?

Shit Test: You're a real easy guy!

[galeon]

Reframe: So I don't have to worry about you hitting on me then... promise?

Shit-test: My boyfriend is about twice your size and he'll be back in a minute.

Reframe: That's awesome! My boyfriend is also about twice, no, three times my size too!!! They should meet! I guarantee you before the night is over they will end up fucking each other!!! LOL!

Shit test: What, is that all you got? (after a reframe attempt)

[crypticfox]

Reframe: That's awesome! My boyfriend is also about twice, no, three times my size too!!! They should meet! I guarantee you before the night is over they will end up fucking each other!!! LOL!

Shit test: What, is that all you got? (after a reframe attempt)

Reframe: Awwwe! I remember when I was 10!

Shit-test: Light my cigarette.

[DarkPrince]

Reframe: And here i was thinking you were a big girl capable of doing the simplist things.

shit-test: Just shut up

[Sonic]

shit-test: Just shut up

Reframe: darl, it's way 2 early 4 action.

Shit-Test: You're a really easy guy!

[wukidd]

Reframe: Chill, I'm not interested, I'm just being polite.

Shittest: I dont talk to asians/black/hispanic

[cigamxes]

Reframe: Chill, I'm not interested, I'm just being polite.

Shittest: I dont talk to asians/black/hispanic


Reframe: Aww...that's so cute. If you wanted to come over my house and dress up in my white sheets you could have just said so.

Shittest: yawns (on phone)

[Harlequin]

Reframe: Aww...that's so cute. If you wanted to come over my house and dress up in my white sheets you could have just said so.

Shittest: yawns (on phone)

*Defenestrates phone*

Um... "Wow that was some yawn, you sucked all the oxygen out of the room I can hear your dog suffocating..."

On the real... "Ah, listen, I have a call waiting I have to take... gotta go speak later... "*click* *burrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Tit shest: "You're one of those PUA guys aren't you?"

[wukidd]

Shittest 1: "You're one of those PUA guys aren't you?"
Reframe 1: I'm an ass model
Shittest 2: "seriously, are you one of those PUA guys?"
Reframe 2: why, you afraid of competition from other girls? (dont know whether this will work)

Shit test: I'm too hot for you to handle (looking for something other then "i'll remember to wear a glove" if possible)

[Crash]

reframe: slowly touch her arm with your forefinger, then look at it and say in a monotonous low energy voice "ouch, feeling the blisters already"

shittest: i only like rich guys!

[DarkPrince]

Reframe: Wow, those guys over there look pretty rich to me, here, lets go say hi!

ShitTest: oh no, his just my brother.

[joseph9]

oh no, his just my brother.

reframe : I didn't know you loved me that much! (hugging her).


Shit test : can you hold my drink for a sec? i wanna dance with that guy

[wukidd]

reframe: thanks for the drink

shit test: i like you as a friend

[smoothie]

Reframe: WOW WOW WOW! When did we become that close?


Shit Test: I herd that already in that book the game!

[wukidd]

Reframe: Great book makes great ppl :)

Shittest: Dont sarge me, i know you will be posting field reports about this.

[Astonish]

Reframe: C'mon... you'll be famous.

Shit test: I love this song, wait here (while she goes dancing).

[Mojo]

Shit test: I love this song, wait here (while she goes dancing).

Reframe: Game another girl

*jealousy is a wonderful thing*


Shit Test: Wow, you have small feet

he he he

[Psych_]

reframe: what makes you so attracted to guys with small feet?...because I'm not into the whole foot fetish thing.


shit test: (her friend comes up and hugs her) we're lesbians....

[joseph9]

reframe : don't worry, I'm ok with that.

Shit test : I won't remember you, your face is very common...

[Trapdoor]

reframe: You don't have to remember my WHOLE face...just my pouty lips. (break into a Zoolander pose & wink.)

Shit test: Your breath stinks...

[Crash]

reframe: totally unaffected put a gum in your mouth and ask "better?"
should she say no you can check your own breath, smile at her and say "you're such a little lying shit :D"

shittest: can you dance?

[Sonic]

shittest: can you dance?

Reframe: Can you keep up?

Shit Test: that chic you were talking to was ugly (implying you can't pull hot chix)

[Nox]

Shit Test: that chic you were talking to was ugly (implying you can't pull hot chix)

Reframe: She's my sister. (Wait with a serious face for the "Oh I'm sorry" and the backpedal attitude. Then smile.) Gotcha.



Shittest: I'm cold. Can you lend me your jacket?

[DarkPrince]

Shittest: I'm cold. Can you lend me your jacket?
Reframe: how about this (open up your jacket for her to come in and close it over her)


shit test: so when you leaving?

[DoubleBishop]

Reframe: Do you always sound like a bitch?

Shittest: Your to young for me

[Crash]

Reframe: that doesnt bother me!

Shittest: you totally remind me of screech!

[Nox]

Shittest: you totally remind me of screech!

Reframe: Never heard of him. Is he some geek people hero or something?



Shittest: I've seen you trying to pick up a lot of girls. Having a bad night "player"?

[joseph9]

reframe : *ignoring* What's your name again?


Shit test : wanna make out?

[bugsy111]

Shit test : wanna make out?

Reframe : Geez! are you always like that? ha ha


Shit test : My last BF was a footballer.

[Crash]

Reframe: cool, my last boyfriend was a cheerleader!

shittest: i have a boyfriend.

[Tantric]

Reframe: Cool, he can cook dinner for us

Shittest: Why are you talking to me?

[Satan]

Omg I'm just being social, you should try it! You know why it wouldn't work between me and you? we'd argue all the time and I would win. Hey and stop looking at my crotch, perve...

(reframed the situation, iod, attraction. I'd probably ioi as long as she stopped annoying me)

shit test,

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

S*

[Mojo]

shit test,

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

Answer: lol. Stop giving me so much material


Shit test: Are you dating anyone else?

[blade18rivers]

HB: Are you dating anyone else?
PUA: Yeah... Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks, Jessica Alba, and some other girls...but I still haven't quite found "The One"...

Shit test:
PUA: (You did your opinion openner)
HB: (Looks at you with one eyebrow raised and said) Try harder player.

[Crash]

Reframe: "ok. *pointing to her stomach* what's that stain? - HA made you look"

Shittest: stop staring at my boobs!

[joseph9]

reframe : boobs? where?

Shit test : that girl is staring at you, why don't you talk to her?

[JakeV]

Shit test : that girl is staring at you, why don't you talk to her?

Reframe : Open a different set with hotter girls.

Shit Test: Why are you talking to us you loser? Go home, you don't belong here. Everybody hates you. That outfit you are wearing is hideous. Go out and make some money you bum.

[DarkPrince]

Reframe: "So as I was saying..." go off into a story about how your mom used to tell you if you made faces it would stick that way and you met this person that werid lookin and blah blah blah(i just made this up and even I forgot whatthe girl was saying haha)

Shit test: Your Ugly, and too full of yourself!(if you want the whole thing visit my newly made thred and yeah.. Im screwed)

[JakeV]

Reframe: If I wasn't gay you'd be so my type.

Shit test: My girlfriend and I want to have a threesome with you.

[Sovereign]

Shit test: My girlfriend and I want to have a threesome with you.

Not sure this is a shit test, in certain circumstances it is a geniune invitation!

But assuming it is a shit test the following responses could work on the reframe:

"God, I hate it when women treat me like a piece of meat, I have feelings you know!!"

"Wow, you know the moment I saw you I thought to myself, now there is a girl I can bring home to Mom."

"Sooo, I shouldn't even bother asking if you accepted Jesus as your personal savior, should I?"


Shit test: "So tell me something interesting about yourself? And don't be lame or boring..."

[Satan]

Hmmm, I'm not sure about you missy, you are kinda demanding, it's sexy tho, either that or creepy, I can't decide...

Stest: You are starting to annoy me!! :mad:

S*

[Limelight]

Hmmm, I'm not sure about you missy, you are kinda demanding, it's sexy tho, either that or creepy, I can't decide...

Stest: You are starting to annoy me!! :mad:

S*

Thank you very much.

Don't talk to me, you'd fall in love with me.

[Bil]

Thank you very much.

Don't talk to me, you'd fall in love with me.

Reframe: I'm gay, i couldn't fall in love with you even if I wanted to.

Shit test: I'm beautiful aren't I

[blade18rivers]

HB: I'm beautiful aren't I?
Blade Rivers: Ofcourse!.... That's what your daddy said.


Shit test: We're not talking to you.

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit test: We're not talking to you.

Response: That's ok, I talk enough for the both of us. Hey, where'd you get that handbag? My uncle's a cross dresser and that'd be perfect for him. Just kidding. I'm really the gay one in the family, which is too bad. Because if I wasn't gay, you would so be my type. You should get a sex change, then we could date... Speaking of dating, let me ask you a question. When was the last time you were in a serious relationship...? Ok, now tell me this, when was the last time you were in a relationship that wasn't serious, but was still FUN and REWARDING?


SHIT TEST: I don't trust you.

[blade18rivers]

SHIT TEST: I don't trust you.
Blade Rivers: But ofcourse you don't. Only a total gullible would trust a total stranger. By the way, I'm Blade Rivers. And your name is... Pleased to meet you. We're not strangers anymore...


Dr. Zeus Shit test: We're not talking to you.

Response: That's ok, I talk enough for the both of us. Hey, where'd you get that handbag? My uncle's a cross dresser and that'd be perfect for him. Just kidding. I'm really the gay one in the family, which is too bad. Because if I wasn't gay, you would so be my type. You should get a sex change, then we could date... Speaking of dating, let me ask you a question. When was the last time you were in a serious relationship...? Ok, now tell me this, when was the last time you were in a relationship that wasn't serious, but was still FUN and REWARDING?


Shit test: (Gives you the "Jerk off" hand signal)

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit test: (Gives you the "Jerk off" hand signal)

Response: Maybe later. I'd like to get to know you first. I'm not just another cute piece of manmeat. I know your type. I've been warned about girls like you. (Move into cold read: You're straightforward, and honest about your opinions. You're also a very demanding lover. It's sometimes hard for those other guys to keep up with you in bed.)

Shit Test: I don't trust you. (From a girl who already knows you)

[brravvo]

Shit Test: I don't trust you. (From a girl who already knows you)

Response: I dont trust you. good thing we got that out of the way.

Shit Test: you are not funny.

[Certain]

Shit Test: you are not funny.
Response: Damn, right when I was thinking about doing Stand-Up, good thing 'cause I like sitting down anyways.
Shit Test: Look, I don't like you. you're weird.

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit Test: Look, I don't like you. you're weird.

Thanks for noticing. You're not so bad yourself. But really, we should probably slow things down a bit. We're better off as just friends. I mean, you seem like a nice girl and all. But I don't want to risk ruining our friendship... Yeah, I know we only just met. But we're off to such a great start.

Shit test: You're drunk

[wukidd]

reframe: your not gonna take advantage of me are you?

shit test: how can you say that to a girl?

[Dr. Zeus]

No shit test or response here. Just have to say Wukidd, that shit was money.

[DarkPrince]

Reframe: By moving my lips/mouth like this (lip what you said before she asked the Question)*note: you gotta be doing all this with a fun jest behind it, so it wont seem liek your a dick*

shit test: (as a reply to "fuck you") she responds with " I am not going to give you that plesure"(this is where i failed, Can YOU succed?)

[Certain]

shit test: (as a reply to "fuck you") she responds with " I am not going to give you that pleasure"

response: Even tho you want to, but I'm not that easy, you gotta pay.

Shit test: I got a bf and I love him, we can't be doing this anymore. (From this point on she rejects any physical advances from you)

[DarkPrince]

Response: Freeze out!
Shit test: And your point being?

[Dr. Zeus]

shit test: Your point being?

Response: I don't know... I mean, I had a point but I just totally forgot it. Too distracted by the lipstick on your teeth. That's alright, we can't all be as flawless as I am. But I bet you at least clean up nice.

Shit Test: You've got no standards when it comes to women.

[Elixir]

(smiling at Dr. Zeus)...Yah you know I've actually eaten girls like you for breakfast. SO what's it about easy guys that turns you on so much?

shit test: thats cute...is that like your little pick up line? ;)

[DarkPrince]

Reframe: Gawd, Stop hitting on me, my ex might get jellious.(i chose Ex insted of gf so your not disqualifying yourself THAT much.. Unless.. nm..)

Shit test: Thats great, have a great day!*turns around and walks away*

[Mastery]

Shit test: Thats great, have a great day!*turns around and walks away*

I think you screwed up by this point, and should probably re-approach later, preferably with a girl or two on your arm. But if you MUST respond NOW, then

Reframe: (follow her) Where are you taking me? It better be good.

I'm greedy so I'll post 2 versions of the same shit-test. Answer both!

Shit-test version 1: Do you think we're going to have sex? (she's on your bed)
Shit-test version 2: Do you think we're going to have sex? (she's on your bed while playing the questions game, so you must answer the question)

[blade18rivers]

Shit test: Mind your own business!

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit Test #1: Do you think we're going to have sex?

Response: (While kissing and escalating kino) There's no way. You are so sleeping on the couch tonight.

or

Response: I don't know. We'll see how your night goes. So far, you're doing good. But one screw up and it's back to square one for you, missy.

Shit Test #2: Do you think we're going to have sex (Question game)

Response: It's a definate possibility. After all, I did just break up with my boyfriend. I told him I was hetero-curious. He couldn't handle it... Alright, now that it's my turn to ask a questionl, tell me, on a scale of 1-10 how spontaneous are you?

Shit test#3: Mind your own business.

Response: This is stupid. There's no need for us to be acting like this. I mean, how can we be lovers if we can't be friends? (Wait for her to respond. Cut her off.) How can we start over when the fighting never ends?


My shit test: (Morning after, lying in bed) No more sex. I want to go back to sleep.

[Certain]

shit test: (Morning after, lying in bed) No more sex. I want to go back to sleep.

response 1: Told ya you couldn't handle me. *Presuming you have jokingly told her on day1 'You so can't handle me'*

shit test: Why do you care? *In the middle of comfort with great connection*

[Dynamism]

shit test: (Morning after, lying in bed) No more sex. I want to go back to sleep.

response 1: Told ya you couldn't handle me. *Presuming you have jokingly told her on day1 'You so can't handle me'*

shit test: Why do you care? *In the middle of comfort with great connection*

Reframe: Why do you jump to conclusions?

Shit Test: I'm confused. (I've noticed a lot of girls saying that when they get challenged, not only one)

[reason]

Thank you very much - I bought it so people wouldn't get turned off by my thinning hair.

Shit test: I'm going to stop pretending I'm interested now.

[Crash]

reframe: good luck with that!

shittest: i'm bored. entertain me!

[reason]

God you've the attention of a fish - too much sugar for you today...

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit test: I'm bored. Entertain me.

Response: Right now...? In public...? People are watching. I think there's some sort of law against stuff like that. Besides I'm not just some light switch you can turn off and on. I appreciate a little foreplay now and then. How about a massage first? (Take her hands and place them on your shoulder) Oh yeah, right there! Feel how tense that is?

Shit test: You already used that line on me.

[brravvo]

shit test : you've already used that line on me!

response: good i was hoping you noticed, you should really stop setting yourself up for that one.

shit test: what did you say your name was again?

[d-man]

Shit test: OMG, i seen that shirt at wal-mart!

Response: You shop at wal-mart?


Shit Test: You know you love me.

[Dynamism]

Shit test: OMG, i seen that shirt at wal-mart!

Response: You shop at wal-mart?


Shit Test: You know you love me.

(You're right, a lot of girls do say that, especially when they REALLY get challenged, anyways: )

Reframe: You know you're moving way too fast with this. Were you not loved as a child? Don't be so needy. *turn around and get distracted for a lilbit*

Shit Test: I get more than you do any given weekend/I'm always having more fun than you/You don't get any.

[marz]

its ok, you dont have to brag to me!

test: are you one of those pickup artists?

[wukidd]

reframe: what is a pickup artist? (innocent look)
shittest: ......

[Bil]

Shit test: OMG, i seen that shirt at wal-mart!

Response: You shop at wal-mart?


Shit Test: You know you love me.

Re-frame: Yeah totally, I wanna take you home, so you can help me finish the whipped cream I have in my fridge! SOI baby

[dman]

You broke the chain!!

So here is a shit test:

That guy over there is so like totally HOT!

[dman]

Shit Test: My fathers rich.

Reframe: awww, unlucky you. Mine is broke, we can't marry. There is no way our family could get along with each other!

Shit Test: I got these double D breast implants last week!

(a lot of these "shit tests" I do wonder if we should really treat them as shit tests? I've got a friend I sarge which who is developing and interesting idea in which he believes shit tests are the girl's indication you should escalate. Anyway... carry on with the fun and games of the shittest/reframe!)

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit Test: I got these double D breast implants last week!

That's cool. Let me know when the swelling goes down. I can come over and play with them.

Shit test: It's getting late. I need to leave.

[yoyoman21]

Shit test: It's getting late. I need to leave.
Reframe: awsome! we gotta hang out some time whats your #?

Shit test: dude...i dont think ive ever seen you smile!

[Certain]

Shit Test: dude...i dont think ive ever seen you smile!

Response: All you get for now is a naughty grin. *Grin* We'll see how you do.

Shit Test: You remind me of my ex-bf.

[brravvo]

shit test: you remind me of my ex-boyfriend

response: dont worry, i wont break up with you.

shit test: there is something in your teeth, thats disgusting.

[joemalibu]

shit test: There is something in your teeth, thats disgusting.

answer: It's called enamel...wipe the lint off your contact lens

shit test: OMG you're so skinny!

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit test: You're so skinny.

Reframe: Yeah, thanks for noticing. But don't get your hopes up, sweetheart. you're too young. I'll only end up corrupting you.


Shit test: Do you mind if my friend and I have a private conversation?

[joemalibu]

Shit test: Do you mind if my friend and I have a private conversation?

Answer: Sure, what should we talk about?

New Shit Test: Can't you see that I'm hitting on him?

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit test: Can't you see that I'm hitting on him?

Reframe: That's cool. I bet he'd make a great husband. He seems like such a nice guy. He's the sort of thoughtful guy that would always remember your anniversary, even when you don't. He'd be really sensitive to your needs, and he'd put you up on a pedistal and treat you like a princess, buying you flowers and lavish gifts, because he knows you're the best thing that'll ever happen to him. And you'd never have to worry about getting in an argument with him, because he probably always sides with the women around him, and agrees with everything they say... Yeah, he's just your type. He's kind of like a Russian shell doll, because he seems really nice on the outside. But open him up, and you'll get a SMALLER, even nicer guy.

Shit test: When's the last time you got laid?

[Evangelo]

Shit test: When's the last time you got laid?

Response: Laying down has never been a problem for me, what about you? :p

New Shit Test: Who are you?

[joemalibu]

Shit Test: Who are you?

Answer: Give me a pen...I'll give my autograph

New Shit Test: what do you want?

[Dr. Zeus]

Shit test: What do you want?

Reframe: Sorry, I'm not starting my Christmas list yet, sweetheart. But play your cards right and maybe you'll be on it.

Shit test: No.

[Good]

shit test: NO

Reframe: whew, I am glad we got that out of the way, just remember I will probably be telling you the same thing later.

Shit test : Whatever! *turns away*

[Halcyon]

Shit test: your zipper is open

Reframe: you just cant stop staring at my cock can you?

Shit test: your breath stinks

[joemalibu]

I'm not sure Halcyon....I don't like using words like "cock" during an early interaction.

Shit test: your zipper is open

Reframe: HELLOOOO....my eyes are up here!

[Good]

Shit test: your breath stinks

reframe: *visibily shakes out one tic tac and pops it* "solves my problem now lets talk about yours ;) " *takes her hand and shakes out two or three in to it*

Shit test: nice shoes *sarcastic*

[Vincent Chase]

Ugh! Pig! I have boobs too you know. But enough about me, let's talk about me. It's lucky for you girls that vagina's are so pretty, no way in hell guys would like sex so much if you had like, a lobster tail flittering between your legs.

[blade18rivers]

Ugh! Pig! I have boobs too you know. But enough about me, let's talk about me. It's lucky for you girls that vagina's are so pretty, no way in hell guys would like sex so much if you had like, a lobster tail flittering between your legs.

What the heck was this?

[wukidd]

Shit test: nice shoes *sarcastic*

Reframe: my face is up here
Shit test: you look gay

[Vincent Chase]

........What the heck was this?

Guess.

[Nightflex]

Shit test: you look gay

Reframe: You're already thinking about me and I didn't even get to know you yet! Now I am going to have to make a judgement about you too! *smile*

[Good]

Shit Test: OMG... turns away

reframe: *shocked and loud* "wow thars a huge string/peice of fluff/whatever, I wonder how long thats been there ...ect..."

Shit test: "you can't think I am going to fall for that shit"

[Casimir]

Shit test: "You can't think I am going to fall for that shit"

Reframe: "Stop swearing, girl, or I'll tell your mommy." (smile & stack)

Shit test: "So am I 'HBTarget' or and I just your pawn for the night?"

[Evangelo]

Shit test: "So am I 'HBTarget' or and I just your pawn for the night?"

Reframe: "Oh neither, I thought you would be my Red Queen and I'd be Alice in Wonderland." *cocky smile*

Shit test: "So how many times have you said that line before?"

[Good]

Shit Test: I swear you remind me of mister rogers... Hes such a turn off, hes like my first teacher....

reframe: Thats sad, he turned you down didn't he? well sounds like you have a hard time dealing with rejection.

Shit test: Awe your like my big brother

[relics]

Shit test: Awe your like my big brother

Reframe: Incest is illegal(SMILE!!!)
LMAO

Shit Test: (Set's open, you've reached hook point) I don't like those glasses.

[babyface]

reframe: Aaah.. you are trying to become a fashion consultant. (wink)

shit test: Come on... Give me your best line!