I need $5,000

[Centerfold]

It's a long story. Someone should just cough it up to me.

Who has ideas for making 5k legally or illegally. Be creative, I'm not going to rob any banks or start selling smack.

[-TruTh-]

Weed lol lots =)

[faze]

You could be a Gigolo.

[Doctor D]

Do this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=BE8b02EdZvw

[Killer]

You could sell yourself to 500 fat chicks for 10$ each or tub girl for the whole sum of money...

[checkers]

Man whoring, amature strip night (if you have a decent body), selling drugs, doing seminars (thats what I'm working on right now), finding a shitty but high paying job...

[Hengman]

Or you can be a singer.

[Pashin]

Learn how to perform 3-Card Monty and then go to a large public area with your Schill (wing) and find some Marks (targets) and provide some entertainment for them. They will then have their pockets lightened. It is a really fun game, the Marks will actually enjoy losing their money to you. I usually go to an area like a public market or village square, outdoor festivals are also good. All you need is 3 playing cards (2 black, 1 red) and a newspaper or piece of cardboard.

I also use this "trick" during comfort with girls.

[Bullshark]

why dont you apply there?

[Bullshark]

but seriously... you could become a personal trainer.. its easy.. or work as an extra for the film industry.. great way to meet chicks... lots of standing around doing nothing.. same as a personal trainer. lol

[Jonathan]

start trading things until you got something thats worth 5000 then sell it

or just loan some money ;)

[Xcel]

Go to the supermarket and try to find natural foods (ie: potatoes, bread, fruit) that have grown anything similar to Jesus or The Virgin Mary on them and sell those on EBAY. Some guy sold a piece of toast with Jesus vaguely familiar on one side for $5,000. Lol, just a thought.

Peace, Xcel

[Cleric]

I sell a product where the profit would allow me to pay you a commission of $1,000.00 for every referral. Contact me.

[dman]

busking

forging

picking up cans from the street and turning them in for 5c each

get $10,000 and spend $5,000 of it to be left with the $5,000 that you need...