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Silver
04-23-2007, 02:00 PM
My daughter and her friend decided to join a local track and field club so they could do some running and stay in shape this summer. They are both 13. We went to the organizational first meeting of the season this weekend. The kids were broken up into groups and the groups rotated with the four coaches. The shot put and discus coach was a laugh and a lesson in how not to PU.

My daughter and her friend are part of the hot girl posse at their school. My kid is a solid 8 with a model's slender body, her friend is the hottest girl in the school, an easy 9+; a blond with a killer smile, a bit more curvy, and nice tits. They are both wearing very short gym shorts, running shoes, tight tank tops, and girly bras in bright contrasting colors to the tops, so you can't miss them. They decided to dye their hair purple with wash out color earlier this week, and the friend has lavender hair in cute pig tails that makes her look like an living Anime babe. Her various IM screen names all contain Blond Barbie. A picture of her that afternoon should be in Wikipedia for Jail Bait, or Lolita.

So, they are at the shot put & discus station, and first the coach gives a lecture on what those sports entail, safety, ect, and then has the kids line up for a chance to try the shot put. Daughter & Jail Bait Barbie hang out at the end of the line, talking and giggling. Every kid gets one try and the coach says, "Nice try. Next." The other girls are all plain jane tomboys in baggy oversize t-shirts. The Jail Bait Sisters stick out like Elle Wood at Harvard Law School.

It's Jail Bait Barbie's turn, and surprise, surprise, she does the longest put of anyone so far. All that working out helps. Coach, who is 65+ and has a giant gut, decides Jail Bait needs a special second try with hands on coaching. He is adjusting her stance, touching her waist, arms, shoulders, ect. I can't see her face because her back is turned to me, but I can see my daughter leaning on the fence, and they are eye-coding at full bandwidth. The basic message is; what a dork - dirty old man, and my daughter is laughing at Jail Bait's predicament. To them, all guys are jokes, and they manipulate them heartlessly. (The second shot with all the help was a bit shorter)

Coach must have decided one special coaching session was enough, because my kid got the standard one try, good job, despite doing the second longest. Afterwards, I tell them they did great and might have a future as shot putters. They roll their eyes and start laughing and whispering stuff to each other.

This guy was so obvious. It was a straight up dirty old man move. The girls got it, and were laughing at him as it happened. The Jail Bait Sisters are where all hot girls started out. They are super aware of guys doing stuff to be able to interact with them, have their attention, and touch them. It does not impress them. It just marks you as one more chump they can easily manipulate. Especially if you are more than twice their age.

Silver

junkyfungus
04-23-2007, 02:19 PM
I'm confused why you didn't kick this guys ass?

I'm also confused how this has anything to do with the VA-Forum? The girls are 13 and that is not pick-up, it is degeneration at it's worse. I can understand what you're saying about girls being able to catch blatent examples of groping for demented purposes, but clearly what you described has nothing at all to do with anything I subscribe to.

1. At 13 they are not even women, they're little girls!
2. Using authority status to cop a feel, that's not kino, that's harrasment!
3. This post reeks of something wrong!

Orleans
04-23-2007, 09:13 PM
My daughter and her friend are part of the hot girl posse at their school. My kid is a solid 8 with a model's slender body, her friend is the hottest girl in the school, an easy 9+; a blond with a killer smile, a bit more curvy, and nice tits. They are both wearing very short gym shorts, running shoes, tight tank tops, and girly bras in bright contrasting colors to the tops, so you can't miss them. They decided to dye their hair purple with wash out color earlier this week, and the friend has lavender hair in cute pig tails that makes her look like an living Anime babe. Her various IM screen names all contain Blond Barbie. A picture of her that afternoon should be in Wikipedia for Jail Bait, or Lolita.



Are you actually commenting about how hot your daughter and her friend is? That's pretty fucked up dude. Seriously. Can someone alert the proper authorities or something because this is fucking messed up.

Rewok
04-23-2007, 09:15 PM
this is the MSN convo I had with my buddy while reading ur story

Rewok says:
http://venusianarts.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1077
Rewok says:
my question is this
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how does his 13 yr old daughter and her friends have nice tits
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and why does that not make him a rapist
Rewok says:
omfg
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he knows her s/n too
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....
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lol
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wow why is he commenting on how hot his daugher is
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and her friend
Rewok says:
dude
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keep reading
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Oh my god
Rewok says:
right?
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Oh my god


you came across as a MASSIVE creeper, and to be honest, a little bit scary. that you're rating your 13 yr old and her friend, called a 13 yr olds' tits "hot", or even saw your 13 yr old little girl as anything other than just a child, not yet aware of men sexually or even of anykind disturbs me. greatly.

place yourself in the guys not to be category.

-Rewok

ride
04-23-2007, 09:16 PM
I think I need a shower

bosstone
04-24-2007, 02:46 AM
Silver is a TROLL. Get some help, dude.

Silver
04-24-2007, 03:58 AM
To all the above respondents:

Your display moral rectitude and defense of pubescent virtue is commendable, but quite over the top. I normally ignore flames, but this BS deserves a reply.

I doubt any of you could see these girls and not notice their sexual attractiveness. I know this because I walk through the mall and stores with my daughter and sometimes her friends. Almost all guys aged thirteen thru eighty-three scope them out. They lock in so intently that they do not notice me watching them, nor in many cases the dirty looks they are getting from girl friends and wives.

The concept that thirteen year old girls are asexual children, who busy themselves with dolls and Bible reading is a Victorian fantasy. It was not true when Victoria sat on the throne anymore than it was true when I went to Catholic grade school in the 60s, nor it is today. Boys, romance, sex, love, and naughty humor are the staples of their conversations. If you don't know this, you don't know what you are talking about.

They dress in a sexually provocative manner on purpose, and know exactly what they are doing. My describing what they look like is no more wrong than describing any other characteristic, if it is there to support a larger point. The difference between porn and literature or essay is; in porn, the description of the erotic is the purpose, whereas in literature or essays, the erotic descriptions are used to support a larger narrative.

Watching my daughter and her friends interacting with guys is most educational. It is amazing what a fool guys will make of themselves in an attempt to ingratiate themselves with a pretty girl. I was trying to pass on a slice of real life, because it contained a lesson on this topic relevant to the purposes of this forum. Apparently, you preferred to jump up and play the fool in order to ingratiate yourselves with the description of a pretty girl.

In a way, this is like a shit test. Girls throw shit tests when they become sexually aroused and it makes them uncomfortable. The shit test, in the form of an insult, double bind, or loaded question serves to dampen the arousal, or at least make it not their fault. I guess I failed this shit test by responding to it with logic. I should have ignored it, or at least said, "I'm sorry my prose turned you on." I'll try and do better next time.

Silver

Orleans
04-24-2007, 04:41 AM
She's your fucking THIRTEEN year old daughter. I would rip the voicebox out of any guy who talked about my SEVENTEEN year old cousin that way.

Rewok
04-24-2007, 05:13 AM
did you read what you posted?

your daughter doesnt have pubic hair yet, probablly JUST got her period, and youre already salivating over her.

noone shit tested you, in fact, i deem you unworthy of ever addressing me by name, or anyone on this board if you truly deem your THIRTEEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WORTHY OF SEXUAL ATTENTION!

-Rewok

Silver
04-24-2007, 05:28 AM
Did you morons even bother to read the entire post?

The post isn't about sex, sexual intent, or even sexual fantasy involving teens, it's about some guy acting the fool around a pretty girl.

I described my daughter as having, "a model's slender body"? You would rip someone's throat out for saying that? And you wonder if I read what I wrote?

TFM

Silver

Rewok
04-24-2007, 05:50 AM
it wasnt just your description of your daughter as a model type, did YOU read what you wrote?

-rewok

Silver
04-24-2007, 06:31 AM
YOU read what you wrote?

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Yes, and I wrote it quite carefully and deliberately, which is different from keyboard jockey rage writing.

I only used nine words to describe the two girls, "a model's slender body", and "More curvy, with nice tits." The rest was descriptions of clothing and style. Not beyond the pale on a forum that routinely discusses every aspect of sexuality.

Yes, I purposely evoked an image of sexy Lolitas.... Because that is what they looked like. That set them up as nubile victims of the evil coach.

That is how you tell a story, evoke a feeling, take a person there, into the moment. You draw an image in the reader's mind.

Apparently it worked.

Sorry you couldn't handle it.

Silver

bosstone
04-24-2007, 07:01 AM
When you describe a 13 year old as an "hb9" with "nice tits" you come across as a freak. Trying to present yourself as some sort of literary genius in addition shows that you may very well have your head up your rear end as well.





YOU read what you wrote?

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Yes, and I wrote it quite carefully and deliberately, which is different from keyboard jockey rage writing.

I only used nine words to describe the two girls, "a model's slender body", and "More curvy, with nice tits." The rest was descriptions of clothing and style. Not beyond the pale on a forum that routinely discusses every aspect of sexuality.

Yes, I purposely evoked an image of sexy Lolitas.... Because that is what they looked like. That set them up as nubile victims of the evil coach.

That is how you tell a story, evoke a feeling, take a person there, into the moment. You draw an image in the reader's mind.

Apparently it worked.

Sorry you couldn't handle it.

Silver

relics
04-24-2007, 06:05 PM
Yeah. I mean I can get away with it, but dude, it's your daughter. Say she's attractive, don't describe her tits.

Orleans
04-24-2007, 08:19 PM
I assure you that you'll win no pulitzer.

Enigma
05-23-2007, 11:07 PM
I doubt any of you could see these girls and not notice their sexual attractiveness.

Right on the spot Silver, I agree with you 100%. I think most of the critics are brainwashed by the american politically correct system.

To the critics: Treat children and adolescents as human beings not as infantilized creatures!

Enigma.