That's it, guys! I'm coming out of my shell...

[Hengman]

Months and months of being too serious on this site made me realize that life isn't too serious anymore.

So, for a billion dollars, would you fuck a midget and give it a fisting? :eek:

Yeah... :cool:

Well, anyways, I got nothing to say. I just had to also tell you guys to never give a Korean man a drumset or give children the right to try to rob police stations.

So, I'm coming out of my shell by having fun now. Fuck you. :p

Thank you.

Love,

Hengman, your sex God.

(This was brought to you by viagra and prilosec).

"Shut up and drive!"

[jaw_droppin]

we should fuck that midget together

[BangBang]

So, for a billion dollars, would you fuck a midget and give it a fisting?

Hell, for a billion dollars, I'd fist a midget with another midget. :D

[StuckInC2]

Does the midget blow you first while you're both standing?

-stuck

[Hengman]

we should fuck that midget together

I call pussy!

Hell, for a billion dollars, I'd fist a midget with another midget. :D

But that would just make a whole person.


Does the midget blow you first while you're both standing?

-stuck

Hmmm... I don't see anything wrong with that.

[Decibel]

Midget sex is some of the best there is. You can generally fuck 3 or 4 at once, and they always know the score. Hell, I knew a woman who kept a midget under her dress anytime she was out and about, because both ends of the midget were of great personal satisfaction to her.
So mad props to all the midgets out there (you know who you are!).

[Hengman]

That is some amazing story about women.

I wonder, though... DO ALL WOMEN CARRY MIDGETS UNDER THEIR DRESSES?!

Swap the bug! There's a fuckin' bug on my screen, man! :O

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